FAIL!

[neoontime]

TRying to be mario and jump from my mom's car to the roof, i fell but at least made it to the dirt

 

[Tav73]

Just one of a list of completely idiotic things I've done:

When I was 12 I was biking down the road on a hill outside my house, feet off the pedals, easily travelling 20mph+. Having a jolly good time at it too.
Anyway, the end of the road was coming up at a worrying rate so I thought "Hey, I'd better get this shit back in control."
Oddly enough, when travelling at speed, the motion of the wheels can cause the pedals to rotate themselves; so, as I went to put my feet back on said pedals, the non-slip studs dug into my heels and banged my head firmly against the handlebars.
Naturally I slammed the brakes on, the front brakes. An eye-witness account from my brother goes like this:
"Holy shit, you went right over the handlebars and landed on your face about 15 feet away. Then the bike (which was airborne at the time) landed on your head!"
I can believe that.

Strangely enough, I didn't break or fracture anything.
Made a neat stain on the road though.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Trying to kick a football with my bare foot, but hitting an iron bar instead. *ouch*

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Walking into a lamppost while playing pokemon yellow.

 

[carpathic]

Balancing along the top of a traffic divider, fell, sac'd myself and a car driving by stopped and laughed at me.

After I started chasing them, they drove away fast.

 

[Robert0288]

A group of buddies and I where walked to a friends house in the early hours of the morning while drunk and we started pushing each other, and jumping into snow banks. I decided to show everyone up by jumping over a really big one... Well I cleared the snowbank... and landed on the concrete driveway right behind it head first.

That was pretty fail, whats worse was that I spilled my bag of chips

 

[Vrex360]

I was late to tafe one day, so in a hurry I got my stuff together and began running around trying to find some of my textbooks when I accidentally 'rolled' my ankle. I.E leaned on my heel and twisted my ankle. I had to wrythe in agony for ten minutes before limping to class.

 

[Popadomus Ohio]

the incident that cause me to become Straight edge may possibly be that biggest fail i have ever done. i got so drunk i blackeed out. i apparently was aggressively flirtacious with every one. when i woke up every one thought i was gay or something. it was also my biggest face-palm moment.

 

[Marsell]

playin a rouge in D&D
Me "I wait until 3am"
DM "Its 3 am"
Me " I empty my sack and... wait"
everyone laughs

 

[KimberlyGoreHound]

As far as vomit fail goes, I was nine years old, we were on vacation in Florida. I was hungry, and my dad didn't feel like getting out of the hot tub, so he just kept giving me beer. The result was me puking, naked in the hotel room, then passing out for a few hours.

In grade nine, I was descending our stairs, and fell. Somewhere along the trip, I hit my head on something very sharp and got a huge rip in my scalp. The impact sent blood flying six feet, and by the time I had gotten back up the stairs, I looked like Carrie at the prom - absolutely drenched in blood.

 

[8-Bit Grin]

At our last family reunion my dad brought home this GIANT inflatable ball from work.
(Chuck E. Cheese's)
It was about ten feet feet high and god knows how wide. We were tossing it in a circle,
and then my turn came. I wasn't paying attention.
The ball crushed me against our brick house with a force only achievable with a giant helium filled ball.
Needless to say, the word *Fail!* was cried from the lips of most of my family.
-F

 

[RoyalWelsh]

Hmmm... I broke my pinky toe while kicking a ball in doors. I hit a chair. I was watching Futurama while I was yelling in pain afterwards.

I broke my pinky toe doing the same thing, though I kicked my fireplace instead.

Oh, and I walked into a rubbish bin...twice...in one day...into the exact same bin.

 

[TwiggyDwyer]

When i was about 13 i thought it would be fun if i...

Jumped off my roof onto my trampoline and into my pool
Longshot the pool and went into my friends fence and through it.

 

[michiehoward]

Fell down slippery carpet staires with my 6 month old son, somehow I actually completed full twist mid air, pulled my son into my chest, holding his head close, landed flat on back, cracked head on floor, screwed my ankle, huge brusises across and down my back. The look of hilarity and peals of laughter from baby son,

priceless.

 

[Super Toast]

I got really drunk on white wine over the summer (It was free, okay?)

And I threw up two times in public, then I went home. Threw up once more outside. Got inside and lied down on the bed (terrible mistake) and threw up over the sheets. I tried making my way upstairs and threw up on the stairs, threw up in the toilet, and fell asleep clutching a mop trying to clean up.

Still cannot drink wine until this day.

Unfortunate? Yes. Hilarious? Also yes.

OT: Breaking my arm while playfighting with my sister when I was 4.

 

[justhereforthemoney]

I got really drunk on white wine over the summer (It was free, okay?)

And I threw up two times in public, then I went home. Threw up once more outside. Got inside and lied down on the bed (terrible mistake) and threw up over the sheets. I tried making my way upstairs and threw up on the stairs, threw up in the toilet, and fell asleep clutching a mop trying to clean up.

Still cannot drink wine until this day.

So drinking counts?
Well then I was drinking with my cousin. We went to a party, played pong and drank more, then got in a car went to another party and drank even more and blacked out. Then I remember leaving and got lost in New Brunswick. Then I ended up in people's backyards in Somerset and was taking off their christmas lights. Then I stole a santa clause decoration. Then I walked 3 miles down Easton Ave on the highway to Boston Market, realized I was going the wrong way (still had the santa) and turned back. I got back to my room at 4 am and passed out with the door wide open. So yea, that.

But hey, today is Rutgersfest, so I'm going to go do it again!

 

[Soxafloppin]

I punched a door that i thought was open and just closed over.

It wasn't.

 

[Nemu]

Well, if it counts as an accident, mine would be getting hit in the head with a beer leg during a robbery.

If it is something of my own "design", as it were, it'd be falling out of my bunk bed as a kid.

I guess I've lived a rather uneventful life in the "FAIL!" accident regard. =/