Fair warning - Serious question about an immature topic

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chronobreak

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Or being a giant asshole? Read the bottom of my OP dumbass. I DO NOT CARE that you do not care.

I mean fuck... why would you take the time to say that? Your life is so boring and meaningless you comment about crap you do not care about? despite specific instructions to the contrary? Just close the fucking window and go look at something else.

What the fuck is wrong with you? i swear to god I'm taking crazy pills.
There's no need to flame and call names, he was simply saying if you really cared if it could happen you could have just used google, instead of creating a thread with a questionable topic.

I don't think there is much discussion here anyways, if you have to pee, it's going to come out. If you already peed it all out, nothing will come out. And that's pretty much it.
 

TheMatt

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chronobreak said:
There's no need to flame and call names, he was simply saying if you really cared if it could happen you could have just used google, instead of creating a thread with a questionable topic.

I don't think there is much discussion here anyways, if you have to pee, it's going to come out. If you already peed it all out, nothing will come out. And that's pretty much it.
I disagree. When people are stupid on purpose they deserve to be flamed. Of course you could google it. You can google ANYTHING, that's not the point. The point is the discussion. Jesus, how can you miss that without trying? It was funny. Move on with your life.

How come you don't say go google something in EVERY thread on this site? there is no need for 90% of the shit on this site. If you're going to be a dumbass do it unilaterally. It's only fair.
 

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It's also impossible to sneeze with your eyes open... but I'm sorry I don't feel like exploring this topic. I'll leave now.
...myth busters did it...
 

Pimppeter2

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I'm pretty sure I have done it. Especially during times when my stomach is upset and I have to go #2 frequently
 

chronobreak

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TheMatt said:
I disagree. When people are stupid on purpose they deserve to be flamed. Of course you could google it. You can google ANYTHING, that's not the point. The point is the discussion. Jesus, how can you miss that without trying? It was funny. Move on with your life.

How come you don't say go google something in EVERY thread on this site? there is no need for 90% of the shit on this site. If you're going to be a dumbass do it unilaterally. It's only fair.
Wow, you're taking a "discussion" about pooping and peeing a little seriously there, man. You should chill out. And yes, if somebody asks a question that is not rhetorical I will tell them (and have) to google it to find the answer, because asking a question isn't a discussion. For example: what color is a fire truck? Red. Where is the discussion? That's all I was saying.

You tell people not to flame and troll or whatever but you just called me a dumbass. You don't even know me, it's not fair to come to such a conclusion. I didn't call you a name or anything, I think I deserve the same respect. You say yourself it's an immature topic, what do you expect from everyone?

EDIT: So this doesn't totally stray from your discussion, yes, I have done it. It is possible. There ya go.
 

Kurokami

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To all you idiots who are about to post - "This is dumb" "omg who cares" "you suck you loser" etc.. blow me, I KNOW this is dumb, immature and unimportant. Yet, I wonder....

Yes... Yes, I wonder...
Omg who cares, this is dumb, you suck loser!

Yeah, I've noticed this years ago though. Actually I think I brought the question up in science once for the hell of it.
 

delet

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It's quite simple, really...

Scenario A: Take a piss, flush, wait a minute, proceed with the rest of your business. This counts as a new cycle :D

Scenario B: Don't drink water. Ever.

Scenario C: Grab it(You know what 'it' is.) Grab hard, don't let go. That should keep anything from coming out...
 

TheRightToArmBears

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I can't believe I tried this just for your random thread, I really needed a piss as well.


You can, but you need to really, really try to hold the pee in. Mind you, I did really need that piss.

Curses.
 

BehattedWanderer

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I don't think it's normally possible--when the muscles relax to empty one's bowels, the urinary channels open as well, meaning your waste fluids would release. I'd say that it could be done, if you absolutely had to hold it, but that sounds like it would put more strain on the area, because you're willingly tensing up the groinal muscles and channels while applying force with the bowels. That or you have a high level of anxiety, which means you need to learn to take a good poo anyway, something that, scientifically proven, helps people calm down.

Sounds painful, really. Beyond that, why would you want to be uncomfortable on the john? That's a short period of relaxation, where you're alone to do whatever you need to do, and by gods, you should be relaxed both during and after the act.