Faith In Humanity -1 (Yes, another one of these threads.)

[feather240]

So well streaking across the internet in my zeppelin I looked down at the masses and heard a small sound cry out. I descended to the ground to see a wretched gnarly creature,an eldritch abomination of sorts. It slowly coughed up it's squeaky message as I gasped in horror, the horror!

"I feel connected to the author and therefore appreciate the comic, regardless of whether or not I understand the joke or find it funny, and regardless of whether or not the comic actually contains a joke."

I shed a tear for the loss of innocence, innovation, and the beauty we could see in all even with its flaws. Taste is no longer a factor. The only anwser is to take what's given to you and except it as wonderful. "But why is it wonderful?" The lone critic cried out! "It's wonderful because it's creator is respected for creating wonderful things!" The endless chorus of Sheeple screamed back. Yes, it is only one, but I fear the worst. Just because he has problems in one field doesn't mean he isn't socially adept. As we speak he could be *gasp* breeding. I say breeding and not procreating because he is vermin, and the lowest of vermin at that. If you see such a ghastly horror do not attempt to reason or rationalize it less insanity take you. Strike it down well it is stunned by your presence? No! Flee you fools! The end times are about us. The children and women may end their lives first. I'm sorry, I failed you, all of you.

Edit: Then I read these responses to the quote.

"Nicely done. 10 points."

"That's it!"

"This. So very this.


Now that I've seconded this, I can go back to lurking for another 6 months. Have fun."

...

(It's a quote from an xkcd forum member, here's the link for you inquisitive types.)

http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=60325&sid=11771002306cd073d4fbfb81c29ab436

(It's the bottom post.)

 

[CK76]

You have a zeppelin! +1 for humanity!

What?

 

[leviathanmisha]

WHAT??? *is so confused*

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

I don't think that I've ever seen a thread like this.

 

[feather240]

I don't think that I've ever seen a thread like this.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

WHAT??? *is so confused*

The quote was written by someone on the internet, look at it's husk if you dare.

You have a zeppelin! +1 for humanity!

What?

It got shot down, by pirates. CO2 levels are down though.

 

[insaneHoshi]

So well streaking across the internet in my zeppelin I looked down at the masses and heard a small sound cry out. I descended to the ground to see a wretched gnarly creature,an eldritch abomination of sorts. It slowly coughed up it's squeaky message as I gasped in horror, the horror!

"I feel connected to the author and therefore appreciate the comic, regardless of whether or not I understand the joke or find it funny, and regardless of whether or not the comic actually contains a joke."

I shed a tear for the loss of innocence, innovation, and the beauty we could see in all even with its flaws. Taste is no longer a factor. The only anwser is to take what's given to you and except it as wonderful. "But why is it wonderful?" The lone critic cried out! "It's wonderful because it's creator is respected for creating wonderful things!" The endless chorus of Sheeple screamed back. Yes, it is only one, but I fear the worst. Just because he has problems in one field doesn't mean he isn't socially adept. As we speak he could be *gasp* breeding. I say breeding and not procreating because he is vermin, and the lowest of vermin at that. If you see such a ghastly horror do not attempt to reason or rationalize it less insanity take you. Strike it down well it is stunned by your presence? No! Flee you fools! The end times are about us. The children and women may end their lives first. I'm sorry, I failed you, all of you.

Im really confused by this post, did you loose faith because of a flame war? i mean like really?

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

I don't think that I've ever seen a thread like this.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

It's just an observation really. You did note in the title that this is "another one of these threads".

 

[leviathanmisha]

Snippers

I'm afraid...last time I looked something up on the internet, my eyes bled out...

 

[feather240]

So well streaking across the internet in my zeppelin I looked down at the masses and heard a small sound cry out. I descended to the ground to see a wretched gnarly creature,an eldritch abomination of sorts. It slowly coughed up it's squeaky message as I gasped in horror, the horror!

"I feel connected to the author and therefore appreciate the comic, regardless of whether or not I understand the joke or find it funny, and regardless of whether or not the comic actually contains a joke."

I shed a tear for the loss of innocence, innovation, and the beauty we could see in all even with its flaws. Taste is no longer a factor. The only anwser is to take what's given to you and except it as wonderful. "But why is it wonderful?" The lone critic cried out! "It's wonderful because it's creator is respected for creating wonderful things!" The endless chorus of Sheeple screamed back. Yes, it is only one, but I fear the worst. Just because he has problems in one field doesn't mean he isn't socially adept. As we speak he could be *gasp* breeding. I say breeding and not procreating because he is vermin, and the lowest of vermin at that. If you see such a ghastly horror do not attempt to reason or rationalize it less insanity take you. Strike it down well it is stunned by your presence? No! Flee you fools! The end times are about us. The children and women may end their lives first. I'm sorry, I failed you, all of you.

Im really confused by this post, did you loose faith because of a flame war? i mean like really?

It's just a little tidbit I saw on the internet. It worries me that a real fleshy person, like you or me, is stupid enough to think that.

 

[Angerwing]

What the absolute fuck?

 

[feather240]

What the absolute fuck?

...

You're, uh, not giving me much to work with here.

 

[Pokedude1013]

Acknowledging that the thread is something stupid doesn't make it less stupid lol

 

[quack35]

You have a zeppelin! +1 for humanity!

What?

Zeppelins are way cool! +5 for humanity!

 

[feather240]

ooh lots of flowery language! all it boils down to is, "some people are idiots, boo fucking hoo!" have you not been to the theaters in the past decade? most movies are shit because they sell to the masses. If you don't like something don't fucking watch it next time instead of watching it and whining all over the internet.

I didn't, I was just going through my usual internet routine and found this dark gem.

You have a zeppelin! +1 for humanity!

What?

Zeppelins are way cool! +5 for humanity!

*Points to post number five.*

 

[Gxas]

I googled the quote and it linked me to a discussion about the latest xkcd [http://xkcd.com/741/] comic.

Now, I didn't bother reading the discussion, so I don't know what exactly you're on about, and that picture you put in the original post has nothing to do with anything that I am aware of. But would it really be that hard for you to link to whatever you're talking about? Instead of making people look it up themselves? Especially seeing that most people won't do it, hence the responses so far.

Also, in keeping with the responses above: MATE! What the fuck are you on about!?

Cookie for the reference.

 

[Cody211282]

So well streaking across the internet in my zeppelin I looked down at the masses and heard a small sound cry out. I descended to the ground to see a wretched gnarly creature,an eldritch abomination of sorts. It slowly coughed up it's squeaky message as I gasped in horror, the horror!

"I feel connected to the author and therefore appreciate the comic, regardless of whether or not I understand the joke or find it funny, and regardless of whether or not the comic actually contains a joke."

I shed a tear for the loss of innocence, innovation, and the beauty we could see in all even with its flaws. Taste is no longer a factor. The only anwser is to take what's given to you and except it as wonderful. "But why is it wonderful?" The lone critic cried out! "It's wonderful because it's creator is respected for creating wonderful things!" The endless chorus of Sheeple screamed back. Yes, it is only one, but I fear the worst. Just because he has problems in one field doesn't mean he isn't socially adept. As we speak he could be *gasp* breeding. I say breeding and not procreating because he is vermin, and the lowest of vermin at that. If you see such a ghastly horror do not attempt to reason or rationalize it less insanity take you. Strike it down well it is stunned by your presence? No! Flee you fools! The end times are about us. The children and women may end their lives first. I'm sorry, I failed you, all of you.

Wait lets see if I got this right, your saying you lost faith in humanity then needed to rant on it because someone liked something based on the person who makes it, really? That makes no sense.

 

[feather240]

I googled the quote and it linked me to a discussion about the latest xkcd [http://xkcd.com/741/] comic.

Now, I didn't bother reading the discussion, so I don't know what exactly you're on about, and that picture you put in the original post has nothing to do with anything that I am aware of. But would it really be that hard for you to link to whatever you're talking about? Instead of making people look it up themselves? Especially seeing that most people won't do it, hence the responses so far.

Also, in keeping with the responses above: MATE! What the fuck are you on about!?

Cookie for the reference.

I didn't want to offend any fans with context, seeing as not all of them are like that.

So well streaking across the internet in my zeppelin I looked down at the masses and heard a small sound cry out. I descended to the ground to see a wretched gnarly creature,an eldritch abomination of sorts. It slowly coughed up it's squeaky message as I gasped in horror, the horror!

"I feel connected to the author and therefore appreciate the comic, regardless of whether or not I understand the joke or find it funny, and regardless of whether or not the comic actually contains a joke."

I shed a tear for the loss of innocence, innovation, and the beauty we could see in all even with its flaws. Taste is no longer a factor. The only anwser is to take what's given to you and except it as wonderful. "But why is it wonderful?" The lone critic cried out! "It's wonderful because it's creator is respected for creating wonderful things!" The endless chorus of Sheeple screamed back. Yes, it is only one, but I fear the worst. Just because he has problems in one field doesn't mean he isn't socially adept. As we speak he could be *gasp* breeding. I say breeding and not procreating because he is vermin, and the lowest of vermin at that. If you see such a ghastly horror do not attempt to reason or rationalize it less insanity take you. Strike it down well it is stunned by your presence? No! Flee you fools! The end times are about us. The children and women may end their lives first. I'm sorry, I failed you, all of you.

Wait lets see if I got this right, your saying you lost faith in humanity then needed to rant on it because someone liked something based on the person who makes it, really? That makes no sense.

"Meh", it seemed like a good idea at the time.

(BTW you don't need to quote the OP.)

 

[Gxas]

I didn't want to offend any fans with context, seeing as not all of them are like that.

If offense is necessary for people to understand what you're talking about, then perhaps you need to rethink what you're saying, or maybe even not make the thread at all.