Fallout 3 is better than real life because...
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I open them with my Shiskebab.PlainTwo said:
They're actually kinda squishy under the shell. Taste like lobster.
Yep, eat the arms and legs and pincers first and they a) can't escape and b) are still alive.PlainTwo said:
Advantages
-I can talk to a tree C:
-I can kill stuff
-Moar killing
-Power Armour
-Mini nukes
-Freedom (EDIT: Then again)
-I can side moonwalk
Disadvantages
-Crap Snipers
-No internet D:
-You can get addicted to alcohol after 3 bottles :C
-Mine town (do not want to go there :U)
-I'd finish my life in about 3 days and then I would be stopped by an invisible wall (soooo 20th century ;P )
-I can talk to a tree C:
-I can kill stuff
-Moar killing
-Power Armour
-Mini nukes
-Freedom (EDIT: Then again)
-I can side moonwalk
Disadvantages
-Crap Snipers
-No internet D:
-You can get addicted to alcohol after 3 bottles :C
-Mine town (do not want to go there :U)
-I'd finish my life in about 3 days and then I would be stopped by an invisible wall (soooo 20th century ;P )
Does anyone else get a strange craving for nuka-cola while playing the game? I always have to go and grab a Coke (next closest thing).
OP: Fallout 3 is better because:
-Robots
-Plasma/Laser weapons
-VATS
-The ability to LIVE in third person
-control exactly how long I sleep
Real life is better because:
-I have more than 3 dialouge options
-No radiation
-nothing trying to kill me everytime I go for a walk
-little to no glitches
OP: Fallout 3 is better because:
-Robots
-Plasma/Laser weapons
-VATS
-The ability to LIVE in third person
-control exactly how long I sleep
Real life is better because:
-I have more than 3 dialouge options
-No radiation
-nothing trying to kill me everytime I go for a walk
-little to no glitches
Because you can go out, live for yourself, under no scrutiny save your own. You live as you may, and should you die, you can die in peace.
This is a beautiful world
This is a beautiful world
You can kill a giant radioactive lizard with your bare hands, rip its arm off, wear it like a glove, and punch some more lizards with it.
You can become a supplier for a literal Coke addict.
You can talk a computer to death.
If you look at things funny, they will randomly fly 40 feet into the air and land several yards away.
Getting shot 5 times is a minor inconvenience.
A direct hit with a missile isn't even lethal.
You get a chance to make a difference in the world...for better or for worse.
Robots will frequently call you a "mother-loving Commie" and be dead serious about it.
Children are immortal until they turn 16. This doesn't sound great at first, but what if you were a kid?
You can become a supplier for a literal Coke addict.
You can talk a computer to death.
If you look at things funny, they will randomly fly 40 feet into the air and land several yards away.
Getting shot 5 times is a minor inconvenience.
A direct hit with a missile isn't even lethal.
You get a chance to make a difference in the world...for better or for worse.
Robots will frequently call you a "mother-loving Commie" and be dead serious about it.
Children are immortal until they turn 16. This doesn't sound great at first, but what if you were a kid?