Fallout 3 is better than real life because...

[BlumiereBleck]

its worse cause ur character is constipated and never has to go to the bathroom

 

[nicholaxxx]

necro-whoda-whata?

necrophiliac, you get hard-ons over dead people... I'm just going to leave it at that.


OT: you don't need a firearms license to carry around eight bagillion guns and ten thousand ammo for each, and as soon as you pick up a gun, you are automatically proficeint enough to reload it swiftly/maintain it without any training

Fallout 3 is better than real life because...
You can murder half a town, leave for three days, come back and everyone will like you again.

then murder half of that, repeat untill there is only the necesary shop keepers left and use all of the houses as storage units.

 

[geldonyetich]

It has a reload saved game button.

 

[Shurikens and Lightning]

Drink from toilet; Regain health.

That looks like a perfect quote for bachelor frog.

 

[Elsarild]

Fallout 3 is better, because theres allways rubbel for everyone =D

 

[War Penguin]

You can kill people with a teddy bear... assuming you have the Rock-It-Launcher.

 

[Ghonzor]

You can't have sex in Fallout 3.

/thread

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Fallout 3 is better than real life because...

Because it's a video game.

/thread

/thread posts annoy me, especially on my threads.

Please contribute something a little more in the spirit of the thread, or not at all.

If Fallout 3 is better than real life, what are fallout 1 and 2?

Feel free to include Fallout 1 and 2 in the comments if you like.

Fallout 1 is better than real life because if you get kicked out of your home in real life you can't come back and explode one entire half of the landlord's body and laugh as he tries to crawl away with one arm.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

The Capital Wasteland is a paradise for necrophiliacs.

How..how does that make it better?

It makes it better if you're a necrophiliac.

Different (butterfly) strokes for different folks.

 

[BakaSmurf]

You can wear a full suit of military combat armour and a fedora whilst carrying around (and firing, no less) a minigun like nothing and nobody will so much as bat an eyelash at you.

 

[Ghonzor]

You can't have sex in Fallout 3.

/thread

You can, you just never see it.

Laying next to Nova does not count.

 

[gamefreakbsp]

Fallout 3 is post-apocolyptic. That is enough reason for me.

 

[Pegghead]

Well for one thing you never HAVE to eat...only if you really want to. Plus you can take on legions of zombies in a subway tunnel with a laser rifle. But then again there is no internet once the bombs drop, so I imagine that would not be so good.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

They are not zombies...just feral!

Why fallout 3 is better...Here's one: Walking into paradise falls and do what the brotherhood of steel could not: raze that ***** to the ground.

And here's another: in fallout 1: Throwing a rock at a kid...and kill him! Your miles may vary on that one but Dr.wonderful earn his child killer title, that's for sure.

 

[unacomn]

Your doggy sidekick can bite to death a heavily armoured soldier.

 

[Yassen]

Fallout 3 is better than real life because:

You can make nuclear grenades from soda drinks.

You can carry hundreds of pounds of equipment and not have to worry about being slowed down unless you get that 1 piece that "breaks the camels back." So long as you stay even 1 pound below that limit, you still run around as you normally would.

You can breath underwater by injecting yourself with stimpacks.

A pistol can make a mutants head explode.

Robots.

 

[SovietSecrets]

You can convince a computer to kill itself.

 

[House_Vet]

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=281

edit: Better mostly due to this factor: http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20081119