Wow, I had a good laugh reading this. I think the Brothers of the Maple defending the Hockey hall of fame was an awesome touch. Very, very clever.
But it just occurred to me: there aren't many scorpions in Canada. But the maritimes have to deal with Radlobsters. THE HORROR!
Oh, and Winnipeg is in Manitoba. Not Alberta.
And you might have trouble finding interest for this. You didn't really set it up as an RP. There's no place for the characters to start off, there's no basic outline of a story, there's no character sheet template, etc. It looks like you just made a thread to pitch out your ideas.