Famous "last words" in a game

[DoW Lowen]

Assassin's creed: "Yeah this jump looks easy enough"
"Pffft what's a Templar going to do?"
Left 4 Dead: "Wonder if that car window shatters if I shoot it"
"Relax just pull the switch while I heal up"
Soul Calibur 4: "I'm sure Namco wouldn't make grabs broken in this game"
Gears of War 2: "Watch me chainsaw that Bloodmount"
Spore: "Don't worry, my dancing skills are awesome"

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

gears or war 2: pfft, noob is running at me with a chainsaw. one blast will take care of him.
gears of war 2: torque bows aren't THAT accurate

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

'TANK!' - L4D

 

[Draygen]

First time through Fallout 3 with a friend looking over my shoulder:

"Damn, I hate following the roads. There's always something attacking you when you follow the roads... Huh? What's that big furry thi.... OMG OMG OMG OMG, Shit Shit, Reload damn you! Reload!!!"

 

[Beefcakes]

Did we always have two *insert name*'s on our team? -Team Fortress 2
Surely they don't have THAT many grenades... -Call of Duty: World at War

 

[Jayish1]

"I can TOTALLY beat Through the Fire and the Flames on expert, I mean, it can't be THAT hard."

 

[Aralous]

"I wonder how long stasis lasts." - Mass Effect while standing in front of a krogan battlemaster.

"Shit I missed!" - Fallout 3 as a stealth based character

 

[Acaroid]

"what sneak around her? how about I run up and shoot her in the head" L4D

"god damn I hate AW*bang*........" CS:S

"there is 1 of him and 4 of us, lets just all charge him" Any online FPS

 

[Valiance]

"Stealth doesn't matter THAT much, right?" -MGS

 

[goodman528]

Day of Defeat:

"OK, everybody charge!"
"Go"
"GO!"
"GO!"
9 of my team mates just charged right into a machine gun around the corner.

The guy coming out of the room: "Nade!"
Me going into the room: "Nade!"
Yep, both of us got blown up.

 

[Shade Jackrabbit]

"I think I should play a druid." - Neverwinter Nights: Hordes of the Underdark.

 

[elricik]

Playing Valkyria Chronicles........
"And now I will wipe you all out in one swoop!!!"

 

[goodman528]

"I think I should play a druid." - Neverwinter Nights: Hordes of the Underdark.

similarly I said:

"Why shouldn't I play as a Bard?!"

 

[Magios]

"So I just need to not hit the spikes, right?"
"Alright... I finally figured out the disappearing block sequence..." ~Mega Man games

"Hey cool! A giant FelReaver! Wonder how tough he is." ~ Lv.59 Shaman, WoW

 

[Robert0288]

"I know I heard a tank somewhere, just going to check this room first for a gas can"
*door opens, and see tank right there, music turns on*
"oh... hai."

 

[RavingPenguin]

"Whats the laser pointer for?" Halo 3 (my little bro)

 

[Esgar]

Left 4 Dead: "Hey, the safehouse is just around the corner. We're homefree!." *cue tank*

 

[tregon75]

"Oh I'm dead!" *said really fast* -Halo