Famous "last words" in a game

[soren7550]

"Yeah, I think I killed that sniper." Half Life, right before I die from the sniper shooting me and a mine blowing me to bits.

"Ok, I threw three grenades at him and shot him twice with the bazooka. He should be dead this time." Half Life, right before I die from the sniper shooting me yet again.

"WHO THE F^CK IS SHOOTING ME?! HOW COULD HE SHOOT THROUGH A BUILDING?!" Half Life, right before I die from the new sniper sniping me to death.

 

[AngloDoom]

One that happened to me yesterday;

"I heard if you stand directly behind the witch and gun-slap her while hugging up against the body, she can't move! Lets go pimp-slap the witch!"

*DOOM*

 

[Xojins]

I don't know if this counts, but I like to say the names of people I kill right before I kill them.

 

[Baneat]

Still Alive....

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

"I AM SIR BARTHOLOME-OH SHIT!!!" -Sir Bartholomew Stilton [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.82265#1116950]

"Hey, look! A barrel!" -My mum, running towards an explosive barrel in Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance

"Hey, look! Another barrel!" -My mum, after being revived from the first explosive barrel

"I'm gonna dropkick the train! I'm gonna dropkick the train! Come on!" -Brad [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5E4Z04yizU]

 

[Dhell]

"Oh Getting Through this mine field will be easy BOOM!!! BOOM!!! -Fallout 3

 

[Epicfail]

This happened to me about 10 minutes ago in Bioshock. Just met my first "Big Daddy", had no idea what they were like in a real fight. (This is on hard difficulty)


"Okay, I have a full stock of armour piercing pistol rounds so I rekon that I can take him on, I mean, he must be pretty slow considering his size and armour, right?"

Said to myself two seconds before opening fire from 10 feet away.

LOL I did that too.....

I ended up with my virtual intestines splattered against the nearest wall, and all over the Little Sister

Best way to take Big Daddies is to have Insect Swarm, then just use it on them and run back to the capsul things where you respawn, and continue dieing and using insect swarm Cheap, i know, but affective

 

[soren7550]

This happened to me about 10 minutes ago in Bioshock. Just met my first "Big Daddy", had no idea what they were like in a real fight. (This is on hard difficulty)


"Okay, I have a full stock of armour piercing pistol rounds so I rekon that I can take him on, I mean, he must be pretty slow considering his size and armour, right?"

Said to myself two seconds before opening fire from 10 feet away.

LOL I did that too.....

I ended up with my virtual intestines splattered against the nearest wall, and all over the Little Sister

Best way to take Big Daddies is to have Insect Swarm, then just use it on them and run back to the capsul things where you respawn, and continue dieing and using insect swarm Cheap, i know, but affective

Insect Swarm is crap against a Big Daddy. It's better to use Electro Bolt and Incinerate! plasmids against one.(don't forget a sh!t load of bullets.)

 

[Undead Dragon King]

Fallout 3: "Damn, that's a big Raider party! I'll take cover behind this car!"

 

[sneak_copter]

When I turned off my Atari 2600 after playing ET for the first time -
"Thank god the pain is over"

 

[Clown762]

Biggest regret has to be looking at my first Big Daddy incounter. Looking at it say to myself "Atleast it will be slow..." BAM! The dam thing goes mawk5 at me. haha...

 

[Nexus424]

"don't worry I've got a bunker, I'll get some money before i make more"-Starcraft (just before a Zergling rush

Yeah I've got one like that

Starcraft 5 minutes in - "Oh I forgot to check what class he's using. Wait what's that attack my can-Zerg."

 

[Nexus424]

First time playing L4D (cue tank music) - "What's that music for."

Ikaruga - "Only 5 Chapters...Simple" - Many deaths followed that phrase

 

[Writerling]

"Well, the previous two bosses were easy, I'm sure I can take him out non-lethally..." MGS3- Prior to fighting The Fear

"Final Boss, eh? Can't be too hard..." MGS3- Fighting "The Boss"

"I'll just sneak up behind him..." All the MGS Games

"I'm sure I can beat the next boss..." Any JRPG ever

"Raiden can't suck that much..." Just before putting the MGS2 disc into my PS2

"Hey, this is pretty fun- OH MY GOD I'M BEING RIPPED APART BY WOLVES!" Balder's Gate I

"Yess! Frank Hogan, prepare to meet your maker!" Fallout 2

"He's reloading right? That was eight shots, right? I'm gonna make a run for it." Any FPS ever

"Where do I go next?! He's right behind me- OH GOD MY INTESTINES! OH GOD AAGGAAHSGAHG!" 6 Days A Sacrifice

"So, where does this go?" Discworld Point-and-click (I died of boredom)

"Well, how hard could it be?" 3 minutes into Theif II

"Cool! Dive Rock, wow, what a great view..." Oblivion


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[Fatalis67]

Look! Molotovs in that little room! - Left 4 Dead
I'll take out the sniper. - Every FPS
That looks like good cover! - Gears of War

and not a video game, but
I'll move up, cover me! - Paintball

 

[sokimit]

my favorite one my friend every did was on gears of war 2 in teh tunnel where all the tickers swarm you and you have to defend dizzy vehicle. my friend tries to stick a ticker and he runs off into the darkness to find one then i hear "I DID IT!!" followed by a loud explosion and a mission failed screen.

 

[Cheesebob]

Shotgun to the face = Instant death, right+

Far Cry 2

 

[Irridium]

Civ 4: Bring it on world

Battlefield 2: "Is anyone a decent chopper pilot?"

Battlefield 2: "Chopper wait!"

Crysis: "Wow, this game looks amazing"

COD4: "martyrdom noob"

COD4: "look out eevryone, noob-toob on the loose"

COD4: "M16 noob"

Fallout 3: "Why can't I ride the damn motorcycle?"

Halo 3: "GET THE FLAG BACK!"

Halo 3: "WTF I hit him, fucking lag"

Halo 3: "I think he's stanbying/bridging/hacking/lagging"

F.E.A.R.: "Please, don't have Alma be around the corner."

Battlefield Series: "Someone res me now!"

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Valrkia Chronicles -
'My sniper wont fuck this shot up now'

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

COD W@W: Box

"I want to do something different .... I want to open up the couch first .. then the Hell room!"

COD 4: PC

"Every respawn; I get an Air Strike ...."

COD 4: PC

"Bloody Noobs ..." (got killed with the noob tube shortly after)

Warhammer Online: PC (duh)

"Surely there cant be THAT many Order outside? Give me a sec to Patrol!"

Red Steel: Wii

"Ain't got shit! ("on me")" (said after mate rolled a grenade through the door and succeeded in blasting my features off)

Addendum: not sure it counts but reallty funny .... still managed to get the point though.

Wii Sports Tennis:

"Return this arsewipe ...." (Mate swung his his wiimote, deciding to backswing into my groin .... by 'accident' ... despite both of us merely waggling at that point ... and out of the blue ... swing to turn one soprano)