Famous last words

[danodanz]

So, walking home today alongside a busy road. Me and my friend were talking about which superpower would be most useless/pointless.

Eventually after going through the ability to talk to plants and create buckets we got to the ability to control kitchen appliances.

"MICROWAVE ATTACK!!!!!"
My friend screamed, mimicking this poor superhero. Just after this, a truck nearly hit him.

Thus, if he died, his last words would have been "MICROWAVE ATTACK!!!".

Point of this topic?

What words have you nearly had as your last, or what's the most ironic, or even iconic last words?

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Oh no, I hope that's not a drain...


Said that before I fell down said drain.

 

[porpoise hork]

You cut power to the A/C unit 9 right?

Si, I cut power.

ZAP!

 

[Doclector]

I got this!

Which was literally my last words once when playing MW2 with a friend for sh**s and gigs. An attack helicopter came, so I got out my anti air rocket launcher, and ran out saying "i got this!" before becoming the last kill of the game. The timing was gorram perfect, we laughed for ages.

 

[Shock and Awe]

"Hmm, I really should check if the power was cut.....nah, fuck it"

You know that was said at one point.

 

[Lionsfan]

"Trust me, it'll work"

Personally though, "Well I'm not going that fast. Look that car over there is going even faster" (said car cut us off and almost wrecked us)

 

[bluepanda 492]

*Creaking Noise*
"The hell was that"
Sword falls of a shelf and almost takes my head off.

 

[Dryk]

I know it's fictional, but I like

"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."

 

[HarryScull]

I got this!

Which was literally my last words once when playing MW2 with a friend for sh**s and gigs. An attack helicopter came, so I got out my anti air rocket launcher, and ran out saying "i got this!" before becoming the last kill of the game. The timing was gorram perfect, we laughed for ages.

On the gaming side, I've been playing amnesia recent;y and my character's brave and noble last words were
"FUCK SHIT, RUN, RUN, RUN FIND DARKNESS, HIDE IN DARKNESS, hide in darkness, hide in darkness, JESUS FUCK HE'S SEEN ME... I just pissed myself a bit"

a very dignified death for an esteemed English gentlemen

In response to the OP, most of my near death experiences have been falling off stuff, or crashing a bike so "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" probably sums 40% of them up and cursing at buses the remaining 60%

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Well once I was walking across a road talking to a friend when.....
"Well, if I save up -" *nearly get hit by a car*

I like how I was talking about my future and nearly didn't have one. Lucky some guy yelled at me.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

'Oh, it's fine, I don't need to go to hospital.'

It was blood poisoning.

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

Fell into a gorge: "Oh, wait, it's not That stee-EEEEEEAAAAAAAAEGHAGEAHGEJSHVRFHJSBDJHWVJRHBWNS EJDVWJED SN<BDKHWBSFNSBDJBWFJMSBFJSFKNS DBJWBHRFK-p

 

[Grimh]

When I was younger and home alone for a few days, I had just finished the chores for the day and was about to sit down and watch a Schwarzenegger movie.
I was holding a deadly comb in my right hand (seriously the handle on that comb was literally like an oversized needle) and jumped head first onto the couch pathetically mumbling "Time for some action".
Then I landed on the couch in a way that almost made me puncture my throat with the fucking comb.

 

[Haagrum]

Having handed in my thesis to the university roughly 10 minutes beforehand, and with about 10 hours sleep over the previous 72 hours, "Man, I am looking forward to a night off!" Immediately after saying that, I almost wandered into an oncoming light truck.

However, if I had a choice of it, I'd go with what were reputedly the last words of Pancho Villa, after being shot several times in an ambush - "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."

 

[lord Claincy Ffnord]

Nobody else has said it so I just have to: 'Go to your room, I mean it, Go to your room.'
Only time I've come close to dying was by a tree limb that just missed me on a windy day, was with a couple of family members who decided to walk up through the grassy area with no trees to fall on them, last words before that I don't remember that they probably related to how I thought the path was safe enough. (I walked where they were after that)

 

[Sacman]

"If I were a moose I'd..."

*Sees bear about 20 feet away...*
*bear looks at me...*
*flees...*
...<.<

 

[porpoise hork]

"I can see no other possible outcome."

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

"I've got you now! Any last words?"
"...Olsen Twins."
"Olsen Twins? KILL!"

Props to those who know where this is from.