Famous last words
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"It's impossible to fall down from here!"
Said just before i tripped and fell off my cubby house. Thankfully, i was saved from breaking my neck due to my foot snagging on the ladder. I think you can imagine the reaction of my eight year old self to the realization he almost died.
Said just before i tripped and fell off my cubby house. Thankfully, i was saved from breaking my neck due to my foot snagging on the ladder. I think you can imagine the reaction of my eight year old self to the realization he almost died.
Cactuar and Tonberry?CrimsonBlaze said:
I haven't had any near fatal moments I can think of, so I'll just say what I want my last words to be.
"The money...is in...the-" *dead*
Have fun with that, loved ones.
"The money...is in...the-" *dead*
Have fun with that, loved ones.
Only time I can recall where I could have died was when i was 6-8 or maybe a bit older when I nearly drowned with my Sister and her friend at the beach. It's all a bit fuzzy but I'd probably have said something like "I won't live without you","Are we going to die?" or "We won't die here". We were all crying and I don't think my parents noticed we were in danger until we got back to shore, though it wouldn't be a surprise if they thought we were playing a game or thought we were in no real danger, and just being overly dramatic. What I do definitely remember was us swimming to shore for about 10,20 or 30 minutes and getting no closer, so we must have been caught in some kind of current.
Well this one time I was biking home until I came to a intersection that was empty. I was thinking to himself. "Hmmm I hope I don't get hit with a car" I said and chuckled afterwards.
A car almost hit me then. Yeah I decided not to that ever again.
A car almost hit me then. Yeah I decided not to that ever again.
"NOOO my pancake is burning"
I was 8 and had put a pancake in the toaster but it got stuck and wouldn't come out so, me being the brains of my household decided that i would stick a knife in the toaster to get it out. I never took out the plug not knowing that i could have toasted myself. Luckly the knife i jammed into the toaster had a wooden handle. Scared the crap out of me and for years later it left me with a fear of the toaster.
I was 8 and had put a pancake in the toaster but it got stuck and wouldn't come out so, me being the brains of my household decided that i would stick a knife in the toaster to get it out. I never took out the plug not knowing that i could have toasted myself. Luckly the knife i jammed into the toaster had a wooden handle. Scared the crap out of me and for years later it left me with a fear of the toaster.
"I know my limitations, I just wanted to make sure everyone else know." which I have already said and I think this would fit just fine with me trying to stop something I know I can't.
Me and my sister at the age of like 7 were playing ring around the rosies where we would launch eachother to the ground to see who fell first....lets just say that the hole in my knee was lucky (we were playing around workout equipment and i hit a dull(DULL) corner which gave me a 1 inch hole in my knee in the shape of a triangle which took about 3 months to heal but never did permanent damage) because it couldve moved that 1 inch hole to my head instead....
"The problem with quoting people on the internet is that it's incredibly hard to verify their accuracy."SonicWaffle said:
- Abraham Lincoln.
OT: I have a pretty terrible memory for my own, and I'm not terribly witty either so even if I did manage to crack a joke I would have forgotten it by now, so I'll use something else.
"Well, at least I still have chicken."
John Hurt... Spaceballs by any chance?Hitokiri_Gensai said:
OT: "Put that bloody cigarette out!" - Saki (before being promptly headshotted), 1916
You should read "Looking For Alaska". The main character has a thing for famous last words.
"I go to seek a great perhaps", Francois Rabelais.
"I go to seek a great perhaps", Francois Rabelais.
I once jumped off a 30 foot cliff into water without looking before I jumped (didn't want to psyche myself out) As soon as I went over the edge I looked down and shouted "f**k me!" so if I died, that would've been my last words.
Then another time I was young and knocked my dads truck into netural in a steep hill and supposedly shouted "weee!" as it went backwards into a big ditch, I was unhurt
Then another time I was young and knocked my dads truck into netural in a steep hill and supposedly shouted "weee!" as it went backwards into a big ditch, I was unhurt
The road isn't bad.
In regard to snow and ice on the highway before losing control and doing a 360 across three lanes of traffic.
In regard to snow and ice on the highway before losing control and doing a 360 across three lanes of traffic.