Da Orky Man said:
the Dept of Science said:
Da Orky Man said:
the Dept of Science said:
The phrase "first world problem" springs to mind.
For me, I'm not going to read fanfiction when I could be reading Vonnegut, Murakami or Dickens. I know it makes me sound pretentious, but we learn most from reading great works and I think there are better things that I could be doing with my time than reading about Left4Dead zombies getting in love triangles with the survivors.
Fun fact - The Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri, 14th century, is said to be the world's first example of self-insert fiction.
If someone finds me some fan fiction in epic verse format, I would totally make an exception for that.
http://kasuto.net/poetry.php?main=poetry/imprisioning_war.html&top=poetry/bongo_bill_menu.html
A fanfic, written as an epic poem, of Zelda. Whatever setting, whatever style, there's a fic for that.
"And thusly I begin the tale;
It begins, like many others,
At the beginning when it starts,
Then it continues on until
It finds its climax near the end,
Whereupon the events after
It has transpired are chronicled,
And it all comes to its end, or,
If you will, a new beginning."
This is one of the most awkwardly written things that I have ever read.