Fan theories you firmly believe in

[Treblaine]

What happened before A New Hope was absolutely NOTHING like the actual Prequel Trilogy films.

George Lucas disagrees, and he's something of an authority on the subject.

I do not care. He has completely lost all artistic credibility, his opinion is worthless to me, his authority is cashed in and totally void.

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

Okay, here's the pitch:
The blades of a fan are all angled so that their cross-section is diagonal to the plane of rotation. When the blades then are set to rotate, they will need to push air out of their way in order to be able to rotate. The angling of the blades ensures that the air is pushed in a pre-determined direction instead of just randomly being shoved around.
Thus a wind is created, flowing out from the front of the fan.

Fuckin' bullshit! There's no evidence to support that!

OT: No matter what people say, I'm still a firm believer in the Indoctrination Theory. It just makes the most sense in my mind, plus there is a lot of evidence to back it up, or at least things that make it seem so.

 

[Jonluw]

Okay, here's the pitch:
The blades of a fan are all angled so that their cross-section is diagonal to the plane of rotation. When the blades then are set to rotate, they will need to push air out of their way in order to be able to rotate. The angling of the blades ensures that the air is pushed in a pre-determined direction instead of just randomly being shoved around.
Thus a wind is created, flowing out from the front of the fan.

Fuckin' bullshit! There's no evidence to support that!

Oh, no evidence, riiiiiiiight...
How about, uh, you know... The fucking fossil record?!

 

[Alternative]

Okay, here's the pitch:
The blades of a fan are all angled so that their cross-section is diagonal to the plane of rotation. When the blades then are set to rotate, they will need to push air out of their way in order to be able to rotate. The angling of the blades ensures that the air is pushed in a pre-determined direction instead of just randomly being shoved around.
Thus a wind is created, flowing out from the front of the fan.

Fuckin' bullshit! There's no evidence to support that!

Oh, no evidence, riiiiiiiight...
How about, uh, you know... The fucking fossil record?!

Those fossils where put there to test your faith. You obviously have no faith in the fans.
If you read the Holy Fan Bible then you would know that the fans are powered by faith.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

Simply put, post theories of video games/movies/books/whatever that you (like to) think are true, and why you think that.
Well, I watched The Dark Knight Rises a couple of days ago, and unless a sequel contradicts me, I will keep believing that

Spoiler

Bruce really died in the explosion and Alfred seeing Bruce in Florence is just a hallucination, because Bruce faking his own death and moving to Florence just seems out of character.

Also, inb4 Indoctrination Theory.

Bruce passing over the mantle of Batman (implied by "Robin" Blake inheriting the Batcave, and the scene where he ducks and the bats flies out mirroring that of Bruce doing the same in Begins) to a rookie cop who's not rich nor does he have any real martial arts training is just as out-of-character as leaving Gotham City to have awesome cat sex with a woman who stole his mother's necklace and got his back broken by Bane.

Also, if it was a hallucination, why would Alfred imagine Selina Kyle with Martha Wayne's necklace sitting there with him too? Did he even know or care about her? Why wouldn't it just be Bruce sitting there either alone, or with a shadowy figure meant to represent an unidentified wife?

 

[Jonluw]

Okay, here's the pitch:
The blades of a fan are all angled so that their cross-section is diagonal to the plane of rotation. When the blades then are set to rotate, they will need to push air out of their way in order to be able to rotate. The angling of the blades ensures that the air is pushed in a pre-determined direction instead of just randomly being shoved around.
Thus a wind is created, flowing out from the front of the fan.

Fuckin' bullshit! There's no evidence to support that!

Oh, no evidence, riiiiiiiight...
How about, uh, you know... The fucking fossil record?!

Those fossils where put there to test your faith. You obviously have no faith in the fans.

Oh right, riiiight...
I guess the mighty and inexplicably mysterious fans are also tampering with the -ion-metric dating as well?

 

[Karhukonna]

The timeline in the Breath of Fire universe is very questionable, but the theory is that each game is set in the same world at different times. There's been some debate as to whether or not the fourth game is set in a parallel world or just thousands of years after the third game. There are various facts pointing either way.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

Anyway, I believe in many of those Pokémon theories. I.e. the great Pokémon war, Ash?s father being dead, Ash killing Gary?s Raticate, Gengar being Clefairy?s shadow, Cubone and Marowak being related to the Charmander and/or Kangaskhan evolution line,

Oh, and that Broli from Dragon Ball Z is mentally retarded, and part of his grudge on Gokuu (apart from his crying, which may be unnatural for a Saiyan baby, tormenting his warped brain) is due to him instinctively seeing Gokuu as a competitor to the Legendary Super Saiyan status (them both being born on the same day).

 

[Treblaine]

What happened before A New Hope was absolutely NOTHING like the actual Prequel Trilogy films.

George Lucas disagrees, and he's something of an authority on the subject.

I do not care. He has completely lost all artistic credibility, his opinion is worthless to me, his authority is cashed in and totally void.

...and what, he appointed you Supreme Authority on All Things Star Wars in his stead? I think not.

I'm a pretty good authority on MY OWN OPINION!

And I am not the only one who holds this opinion that the Prequel Trilogy a betrayal that only makes sense if you ignore it.

Lucas may legally own the rights to publish further non-parody Star Wars media, but he has no integrity for ME MYSELF to consider it canon. Sorry, a load of lawyers can't define artistic worth.