Farewell Intercourse Law

[Freechoice]

Is it male only because it's an oppressive middle eastern nation or because the reverse is almost impossible?

 

[Aidinthel]

Law is cray cray.

Is it male only because it's an oppressive middle eastern nation or because the reverse is almost impossible?

Guys. Seriously. It isn't true. This is crazy. Why are you so credulous?

 

[Dags90]

Guys. Seriously. It isn't true. This is crazy. Why are you so credulous?

I just saw the The Daily Mail doesn't think it's real. I find it hard to believe they wouldn't capitalize on such a sensationalist story if it had even the tiniest sliver of truth.

I also just wanted to post that comic without getting spanked for low content.

 

[wooty]

So this was what that huge revolution was for? Was this the "oppression" they were all opposed to? Get rid of the dictator, install the military rulership, make it legal to have sex with corpses. It all flows so naturally.

Makes you wonder why people do anything sometimes.

 

[Aidinthel]

So this was what that huge revolution was for? Was this the "oppression" they were all opposed to? Get rid of the dictator, install the military rulership, make it legal to have sex with corpses. It all flows so naturally.

Makes you wonder why people do anything sometimes.

I have now edited my post on the first page to make it more eye-catching. Do you think it will have any effect?

[HEADING=1]Except that it isn't actually true.[/HEADING]

http://theamericanmuslim.org/tam.php/features/articles/about-that-egyptian-necrophilia-law/0019097

*smacks with newspaper*
Bad Escapists! Bad! When something seems too messed up to be true, you fact-check it. It only takes a few seconds to Google the truth. On the other hand, playing fact-checker around here is pretty fun, so maybe it's in my best interest if you guys continue being terribly irresponsible news consumers.

(Here's a hint: when a Moroccan news agency has to cite the freaking Huffington Post (for god's sake!) about events supposedly taking place in Egypt, that is a bit suspicious.)

 

[Woodsey]

So this was what that huge revolution was for? Was this the "oppression" they were all opposed to? Get rid of the dictator, install the military rulership, make it legal to have sex with corpses. It all flows so naturally.

Makes you wonder why people do anything sometimes.

Reed da fred bruv plz. Dis riddl book aint choo choo tru, dig?

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

This is a bad idea. I do not approve. Penises do not belong in dead vaginas.

Spoiler: Isn't that being a bit presumptuous?

If the Daily Mail doesn't believe this sensationalist headline, I'm inclined to agree with them. Because you know they'd be cashing in if there was even the tiniest sliver of truth.

That doesn't actually go so far as to truly disgust me, but I am now quite displeased and suddenly feel the urge to do something more enjoyable. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Captcha- take a look

Stop telling me what to do Captcha! Especially when your demands mean I must witness the sexual acts of confessed necrophiliacs! That is both disturbing and a severe invasion of privacy.

 

[Baneat]

I wonder if any of those guys actually know what its like to fuck a corpse. I do, and its not as awesome as it sounds.

Excuse me, WHAT!?

 

[Aidinthel]

I wonder if any of those guys actually know what its like to fuck a corpse. I do, and its not as awesome as it sounds.

Excuse me, WHAT!?

Yeah, I was wondering about that too, but I figured I probably didn't want to know...

 

[wooty]

So this was what that huge revolution was for? Was this the "oppression" they were all opposed to? Get rid of the dictator, install the military rulership, make it legal to have sex with corpses. It all flows so naturally.

Makes you wonder why people do anything sometimes.

Reed da fred bruv plz. Dis riddl book aint choo choo tru, dig?

Ooooo k I've seen it now, but jumping the gun is what the internet does best though.

I do remember seeing something on the news last night about it, only thought that passed through my mind at the time was "well, thats sick". Live and learn ay

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

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Guys. Seriously. It isn't true. This is crazy. Why are you so credulous?

What makes you think I think its true? In fact what makes you think I'd believe it and then go on to make such a joke?

 

[Aidinthel]

In fact what makes you think I'd believe it and then go on to make such a joke?

Seriously? You realize we're on the internet, right? That wasn't even the most tasteless post in this thread.

 

[The Funslinger]

I saw this the other day on the BBC when I was with my girlfriend.
We both agreed that this was probably the most backwards, sexist, derogatory and disrespectful practice allowed by law.
Also, ewww, icky.

I wonder if any of those guys actually know what its like to fuck a corpse. I do, and its not as awesome as it sounds.

Seriously though, wouldnt things... Dry up a little down there after death? And when the rigidness kicks in... No thanks. I prefer my vagina wet and warm.

MC Vagina would disapprove of this.

Out of curiosity, how the hell do you know what that's like?

And I don't really want to know about the state of your vagina, miss!

 

[Leandros8]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOmp3HpAGgM

Never thought I'd get to use this again.

but really, they're not that crazy over there, and I'm pretty sure Islam doesn't encourage this kind of behaviour in the slightest.

 

[AnarchistFish]

I wonder if any of those guys actually know what its like to fuck a corpse. I do, and its not as awesome as it sounds.

Not even gonna ask...

Spoiler: ...

ok, I bite

 

[bjj hero]

Its a fake. Blatantly a hoax.

Having said that whats the problem if it is law? The "victim" is dead so is little more than 10 stone of steak. This is as close to a victimless crime as possible.

It's not to my taste but why judge?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Ok, my big question is, why the hell would they want to do that???

 

[ShindoL Shill]

So they'd ran out of hot mums so they changed Milf to Mummy I'd like to Fuck?

...
That's actually really good.
A little sick, but good.

 

[Smertnik]

Its a fake. Blatantly a hoax.

Having said that whats the problem if it is law? The "victim" is dead so is little more than 10 stone of steak. This is as close to a victimless crime as possible.

It's not to my taste but why judge?

Exactly. Never understood why necrophilia has always been such a big issue. It doesn't hurt anybody, does it? If there're relatives who don't want their beloved' body treated in such a way it's one thing but otherwise I don't see a problem with that.

 

[bjj hero]

If there're relatives who don't want their beloved' body treated in such a way it's one thing but otherwise I don't see a problem with that.

Infact, this talks about the deads spouse so I'm guessing the closest relative is alright with it.