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CannibalCorpses said:
Racecarlock said:
CannibalCorpses said:
Racecarlock said:
I don't have stick of truth or anything, but this is the best topic title ever.

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get it down soon. Maybe watch a let's play, go on gameFAQS, you know, stuff like that.
Ahh the quick solution...cheat *tut tut's* You'll never get better at games if all you do is cheat when you reach a hard point...

captcha: Learn succeed. Lol, how appropriate
Like I give a fuck about hardcore gamership or whatever the hell it is. My goal is to have fun in any way I can. I care not for these penis measuring contests.
So your goal isn't to play the game but to watch it i guess...might aswell save yourself some money and just watch let's play and pretend you played it :p

Since when is finishing a game without cheating considered hardcore? *boggles*
Looking up info on a move isn't cheating. Unless movelists in fighting games are also cheating.

Why do you even care?
 

CannibalCorpses

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Racecarlock said:
CannibalCorpses said:
Racecarlock said:
CannibalCorpses said:
Racecarlock said:
I don't have stick of truth or anything, but this is the best topic title ever.

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get it down soon. Maybe watch a let's play, go on gameFAQS, you know, stuff like that.
Ahh the quick solution...cheat *tut tut's* You'll never get better at games if all you do is cheat when you reach a hard point...

captcha: Learn succeed. Lol, how appropriate
Like I give a fuck about hardcore gamership or whatever the hell it is. My goal is to have fun in any way I can. I care not for these penis measuring contests.
So your goal isn't to play the game but to watch it i guess...might aswell save yourself some money and just watch let's play and pretend you played it :p

Since when is finishing a game without cheating considered hardcore? *boggles*
Looking up info on a move isn't cheating. Unless movelists in fighting games are also cheating.

Why do you even care?
I care because out of everyone i know in real life the people who always excell at playing games, both single player and multiplayer, are the ones who work things out for themselves. The cheaters always end up crap and why else would they cheat except to try and make themselves out to be more than they are?
 

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CannibalCorpses said:
I care because out of everyone i know in real life the people who always excell at playing games, both single player and multiplayer, are the ones who work things out for themselves. The cheaters always end up crap and why else would they cheat except to try and make themselves out to be more than they are?
Except this isn't cheating, it's just sharing information.

But, because your words have convinced me of your awesomeness, I have devised a mighty quest through which you can prove your worth and be rightly acknowledged among the fraternity of real gamers.[footnote]Disclaimer: fraternity may not actually exist[/footnote] Those who stand like Gods apart from the filthy casuals around them, and who are rightly accorded great honour by society as well as the services of numerous fair concubines of whatever gender and absurd proportion is most desired, for truly they are worthy!

To accomplish this, all you must do is to defeat the hidden fun stuff on Dwarf Fortress without cheating, and by cheating I of course mean consulting any information which is freely available on the internet.

Now go about thy quest mortal, and have fun![footnote]Unfortunately, the conditions of your quest will likely make it impossible for you to get that reference, but don't worry. You'll probably work it out for yourself if you're hardcore enough.[/footnote]
 

Racecarlock

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CannibalCorpses said:
Racecarlock said:
CannibalCorpses said:
Racecarlock said:
CannibalCorpses said:
Racecarlock said:
I don't have stick of truth or anything, but this is the best topic title ever.

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get it down soon. Maybe watch a let's play, go on gameFAQS, you know, stuff like that.
Ahh the quick solution...cheat *tut tut's* You'll never get better at games if all you do is cheat when you reach a hard point...

captcha: Learn succeed. Lol, how appropriate
Like I give a fuck about hardcore gamership or whatever the hell it is. My goal is to have fun in any way I can. I care not for these penis measuring contests.
So your goal isn't to play the game but to watch it i guess...might aswell save yourself some money and just watch let's play and pretend you played it :p

Since when is finishing a game without cheating considered hardcore? *boggles*
Looking up info on a move isn't cheating. Unless movelists in fighting games are also cheating.

Why do you even care?
I care because out of everyone i know in real life the people who always excell at playing games, both single player and multiplayer, are the ones who work things out for themselves. The cheaters always end up crap and why else would they cheat except to try and make themselves out to be more than they are?
More than they are? Is this a game or an SAT test?
 

JayRPG

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CannibalCorpses said:
I care because out of everyone i know in real life the people who always excell at playing games, both single player and multiplayer, are the ones who work things out for themselves. The cheaters always end up crap and why else would they cheat except to try and make themselves out to be more than they are?
It's almost the furthest thing from cheating imaginable, it is literally a tutorial like aspect that is only ever done once, it's a tutorial for something that literally doesn't exist outside of it's own tutorial.

The explanation and on-screen prompts are highly misleading, they in fact make no effort to tell you what you are meant to be doing.

They don't make mention to the frequency thing or the little arrow your supposed to be following, they just stick the gauge up on the screen and then literally pulsate keys, A and D, any sane person would assume you are meant to press the A and D keys in time with on-screen prompts, but that literally has nothing to do with it.

They don't actually explain, or even try to explain, or even hint at what you are meant to be doing.

I did it without looking it up (what you refer to as cheating) but it was ALL guess work, I was just pressing buttons at random until it gave me the go ahead and that is pretty much all that can be done, there's no skill involved in randomly pressing buttons until the game let's you pass so looking this up is not cheating, it would be cheating if the game actually had a go at explaining what the fuck you are meant to be doing instead of showing you something that you are not meant to be doing.

It's like building an IKEA desk when you've got the instructions for an IKEA bed - you're probably going to look up or request the instructions for the desk because these bed instructions aren't working out very well.
 

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For a moment there I thought you'd be talking about Abe's Oddysee. It's absurd how much the whistle-whistle-fart thing still amuses me.
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