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Why would WWE decide that it would be a smart decision to run a PPV on the same day as the Oscars? I had to choose between the two, and only one really mattered to watch live. So, good job, WWE, making me miss your PPV when it first aired. As a result, I didn't watch the pre-show. If something important happened, I didn't see it.

Dolph Ziggler, Erick Rowan, and Ryback vs. Big Show, Kane, and Seth Rollins
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A hastily thrown together match gets to kick off the show? I guess Ziggler, Ryback, and Seth Rollins are exciting enough Superstars. I expected it to be The Usos, because people like them and they're in an actual feud, kind of.

Rowan's knee gets hurt relatively early on, so that means the heels get a target to work over. Giving Kane and Big Show something like that is beneficial, and we get to see Rowan's ability to sell targeted damage. It's fun when Ryback gets in because the match builds up well to it. J&J Security continue to be a hindrance to good matches, however, with their relatively frequent interference.

The match has a lot of energy and is far more exciting than you might expect given its little build. It ends a little abruptly, but such is life. Big Show hits a KO Punch behind the referee's back, letting Kane pin Ziggler for the win.

Match Rating: ***

The heels decide to beat up on Ziggler after the match. Rowan and Ryback try to make the save, but they're unable to. Randy Orton then makes his return, finally, and manages to singlehandedly defeat Kane, and J&J Security. Rollins and Big Show manage to escape. It's good to have Orton back.

Dusty Rhodes talks to Goldust before the next match. Goldust will bring Cody Rhodes home tonight, but Dusty wants him to do it without hurting his brother. Okay.

Stardust vs. Goldust
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Stardust comes out shirtless, which just looks weird, really. This is a match we've wanted for what feels like years at this point, and it's a match ... we will still want after this PPV. This one isn't the decisive match that we want; it exists to set up bigger things -- in this case, a WrestleMania match. They get to do some wrestling here, but nowhere near enough, and the pace of the match is far too slow. This isn't going to satisfy people. It's a teaser. I mean, it ends with a rollup crucifix. Goldust gets the win, but these two are going to clash again.

Match Rating: **1/2

Stardust kind of shakes Goldust's hand after the match, making us think that, perhaps, the feud is over. But we know it's not. Stardust ensures that we know it, too, as he later argues with his father and attacks Goldust backstage.

WWE World Tag Team Championship Match: The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso, with Naomi) vs. Cesaro and Tyson Kidd (with Natalya)
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This is just a really solid wrestling match. Tyson Kidd and Cesaro are both great in-ring talents, and when you've got Usos on PPVs, you're bound to get a good match. They always bring it when the stage it the biggest and the lights are the brightest.

Essentially what this comes down to is a pretty formulaic match between the two of them that's slightly longer, gets a few more interesting moves, and has one or two spots you don't often -- or ever -- see. In this one's case, we get a one-legged Cesaro Swing, a barricade Samoan Drop, and a fun superplex-to-elbow-drop combo. There are more near-falls than usual, a faster pace, some great tag team action, and it's lots of fun. It probably would have been even better served opening the PPV, but there you go. Kidd wins with his finisher after an Uso kicked Cesaro, which basically worked as a distraction. This was lots of fun. We have new Tag Team champions.

Match Rating: ***1/2

Next up is the Triple H and Sting confrontation we've all been waiting for. Triple H talks a whole bunch. Nothing new is really said here. He says working together could make Sting bigger than he's ever been before. But do you really think Sting is going to turn heel right now? Of course not! Triple H sucker punches Sting and beats him down a little bit. He then goes for a sledgehammer, but Sting has a baseball bat ready. A couple of points toward the WrestleMania sign, a swing of the bat, and an inverted DDT later sees Sting continue to look strong. This isn't as fun as it probably should be, but it's good to see that Sting will be wrestling at WrestleMania.

WWE Divas Championship Match: Paige vs. Nikki Bella (with Brie Bella)
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An aggressive and back-and-forth match between two Divas who are both pretty good in the ring, this is a testament to the fact that, if given the time to do so, the main roster Divas can, indeed, wrestle matches of comparative quality to those on NXT. Nikki gets to continue to play the powerhouse, Paige shows a slightly more vicious side, and then ... it ends with a rollup. Wait, seriously? Yep. A held-tights rollup sees Nikki retain the title. Are we saving their real match for WrestleMania, too? We shall see.

Match Rating: **1/2

WWE Intercontinental Championship Match: Dean Ambrose vs. Bad News Barrett
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Both of these men are stellar brawlers. Their styles are similar and they mesh very well. They're sure to have a good feud with strong matches. We know this after seeing them wrestle at Fast Lane. However, their match at Fast Lane was not particularly good. The match is fine but it serves more as a sample than anything else. It has a couple of good spots, but it exists to lay groundwork, much like a lot of this PPV.

Ambrose winds up getting disqualified -- no, really -- after refusing to stop stomping on Barrett in the corner. He loses and does not win the title.

Match Rating: ***

Ambrose takes the title anyway, taunting a beaten Barrett while holding it. Then he hits a Dirty Deeds. He takes the title and heads backstage. The commentators call it "stealing."

After an advertising for a new WWE/Flintstones crossover, The Undertaker's entrance starts up. There are druids, a casket, and ominous music. We've been waiting for The Undertaker for a while now, and it looks like he finally returns here.

Just kidding. It turns out that Bray Wyatt is in the casket. He's finally called out The Undertaker directly. What a way to get heat. I guess we're confirming this match, now, too. Or at least some sort of confrontation. It'll be interesting to see at what point we finally see the Deadman. Will he be on the next Raw? We shall see.

WWE United States Championship Match: Rusev (with Lana) vs. John Cena
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Interestingly, the commentators mention Cena vs. Kurt Angle from over a decade ago, even though Kurt Angle is currently in TNA. Well, Jerry Lawler mentions that feud. The other two seem taken by surprise by it, and never address Angle by name like Lawler did.

It wasn't until John Cena and Umaga squared off in a Last Man Standing match that many of us became fans of the monster heel. While Rusev's got a fanbase already -- and he deserves one -- this might be the match, or the feud, that really puts him on the map. Cena can make someone like Rusev look great, and he does that here. Rusev comes across as a dominant, unstoppable force. Cena gets most of his signature moves off, too, and even that isn't enough to put away Rusev. This was a really fun match that could have been in the main event slot and not disappointed. Say what you will about Cena, but he knows how to wrestle a great match.

However, like most of the PPV's matches, we don't get a definitive finish. Rusev gets a low blow on Cena when the referee had his back turned, which allowed him to re-apply a broken Accolade, which knocks out Cena. Finally, Rusev does some real heel stuff.

Match Rating: ***1/2

Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan
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The juggernaut versus the technical specialist. The smart booking for this has Reigns earn Bryan's respect by beating him clean and turning in a good show -- and letting the fans know that Bryan approves of Reigns' victory. Guess what? That's exactly what happens here. WWE has salvaged, for the second straight year, what could have been disastrous.

The match told a fantastic story and, if you didn't believe in Roman Reigns before it, you certainly will after. There's no more saying that he hasn't had a great singles match. Sure, it took Daniel Bryan to do it, but if you haven't seen Reigns' improvement since returning from injury, you're being intellectually dishonest. This match wouldn't have been anywhere near this good prior to Reigns' hernia. He's come back better than he ever was.

Bryan tries to win with submissions and technical wrestling. Reigns retaliates with powerhouse moves. The clash in styles worked very well here. Both men come away strong, reminding us that we can have a competitive singles match and have it not "hurt" either competitor. Reigns goes into WrestleMania looking great, while Bryan makes us want to see more. This is back-and-forth, high-speed action from start to finish, and definitely worth seeing. The finish comes with Reigns getting a spear on Bryan, who was going for a Running Knee.

Match Rating: ****

Bryan shoves Reigns after the match and tells him he better beat Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania. They then shake hands. The PPV ends with Reigns standing on the entrance ramp, looking great going into the biggest PPV of the year.

The Good: Ziggler, Rowan, & and Ryback/Show, Kane, & Rollins. The Usos/Cesaro & Kidd. Paige/Bella. Rusev/Cena. Reigns/Bryan.

The Bad: Stardust/Goldust.

Match of the Night: Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan.

Prediction Score: 5/7.

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Well, that was all more or less as expected. Outside of Kidaro winning the titles, which leaves me wondering who they're going to feud with, as they already feuded with New Day, and Los Matadores are an afterthought in the division. Unless the Lucha Dragons are actually coming up from NXT.
 

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Barrett is booked as a cowardly heel champion... why? Outside that the PPV was perfectly fine though some obvious botches such as the pin in the dusts match.

Seth Carter said:
Well, that was all more or less as expected. Outside of Kidaro winning the titles, which leaves me wondering who they're going to feud with, as they already feuded with New Day, and Los Matadores are an afterthought in the division. Unless the Lucha Dragons are actually coming up from NXT.
Excuse me? Are you forgetting that the Usos are owed their rematch and can have feuds that go on endlessly for near half a year?
 

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Seth Carter said:
Well, that was all more or less as expected. Outside of Kidaro winning the titles, which leaves me wondering who they're going to feud with, as they already feuded with New Day, and Los Matadores are an afterthought in the division. Unless the Lucha Dragons are actually coming up from NXT.
Excuse me. Their name is the Brass Ring Club.

Other than that, I don't get it. Seriously, I don't get it. Why on earth did people like that Reigns vs Bryan match? The first half of it literally felt like Regal vs Goldberg with Bryan tryin to do actual wrestlin moves and Reigns just sort of standing around wondering what the fuck he's supposed to do. That early spot where Bryan goes for Reigns leg to sweep it and Reigns literally just stands there? That was ridiculous and stupid.

Plus if you looked at those 2 guys, which one would you immediately peg as the one who should be in peril? The big strong guy Roman Reigns? Or the small technical/fast guy Daniel Bryan? If you said Roman Reigns, you have WWE logic. Yes it makes sense because it means that Reigns doesn't need to come up with a whole lot of offensive moves, but it looks friggin ridiculous in context. The big strong guy who is supposed to go on to face The Beast Brock Lesnar was gettin worked over by someone that was almost half his size? And I'm supposed to buy him beating Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania? Why? How? Fuck that shit.

Bryan literally dragged Reigns kicking and screaming into, at best, 3.5 star match. That was against the most technically gifted wrestler on the roster currently and someone who is a god damn ring general that knows how to call spots. What do you think it'll be like against Lesnar who isn't half the technician (in a WWE ring) that Bryan is?

Look, I get it. We need new stars, blah blah blah. However I agree entirely with the sentiment of a lot of people over at CSS. The only thing this match made me think was how fuckin awesome a Bryan/Lesnar match would have been at Wrestlemania and how bummed I am that that'll never happen now.

Maybe Reigns/Lesnar will be a breakout hit, who knows? Personally I'm guessin it'll be a generous 2.5 stars due all the mitigating factors (Reigns ring work, Lesnar leaving, neither of them being particularly tested lately on spot calling). My worry is that, 1, it'll be shat on by the second smarkiest crowd in existence that absolutely would have wanted Bryan in the main event and 2, Lesnar doesn't have anyone against him who can drag an outstanding match out of him so he'll just sort of plod through it then walk away.
 

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Rozalia1 said:
Barrett is booked as a cowardly heel champion... why? Outside that the PPV was perfectly fine though some obvious botches such as the pin in the dusts match.
Barret's pretty popular, so maybe WWE wanted to make sure the crowd was on Ambrose's side when he stole the belt? You're right, though, it's weird, especially since Ambrose is usually booked as a scrappy underdog. Heck, between how he's booked and the fact that he hunches so much, I was -shocked- to find out he's taller than Reigns.

Rozalia1 said:
Excuse me? Are you forgetting that the Usos are owed their rematch and can have feuds that go on endlessly for near half a year?
God, it makes me so sad that Harper and Rowan spent their time as a tag team losing to the Usos and Big Show/Mark Henry.

MC1980 said:
Goldberg/Lesnar 2.0 is a go.

This mania is going to be awful.
Yeah, Reigns' entire moveset is based on how big and strong he is, and I have no idea how they're going to sell him as "THE POWERHOUSE" when he's fighting Brock Friggin' Lesnar. And then we've got Triple H vs Sting? I don't know anything about TNA, but can Sting wrestle anymore? Triple H can put on a show, that's for sure, but I don't know if he can carry a 50-whatever year old man. At least Undertaker vs Bray Wyatt is going to have some glorious pageantry, even if their match sucks. Hopefully, Seth vs Randy and Dolph vs Bryan can get their way on the card, and whatever match Cesaro and Kidd end up in is going to be fun. Hell, if, by some miracle, Rusev beats Cena clean, I'm going to enjoy the hell out of that match. So, I dunno, there's probably going to be some damn good matches on the card, at least.
 

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I actually liked this way more than the last few PPVs. Rowan was excellent, Randy Orton returning is good, getting the tag titles off the Usos is something that should have happened a long time ago, Cena Vs. Rusev was shockingly good, and even through I think Reigns is going to be awful at Mania 31 and then be a boring invincible champion that puts Cena to shame, tonight he had a good match with Bryan. (who they had better actually do something with BTW. Bryan flounders in the mid card we riot.)

That said holy shit creative was on a mission to piss people off. Between favoring the *ahem* "controversial" Reigns over Bryan, the stupid end to the IC title match, and most of all Bray trolling people with Undertaker's entrance (which I fully expect will have the crowd hating him passionately on RAW tonight) its like they were trying to make sure the next RAW had as much booing as possible.

Also did anyone else think Pagie had a almost wardrobe malfunction at the end of that divas match? It looked like she was holding her top on or something.
 

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shintakie10 said:
Excuse me. Their name is the Brass Ring Club.



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Operation Genesis said:
Barret's pretty popular, so maybe WWE wanted to make sure the crowd was on Ambrose's side when he stole the belt? You're right, though, it's weird, especially since Ambrose is usually booked as a scrappy underdog. Heck, between how he's booked and the fact that he hunches so much, I was -shocked- to find out he's taller than Reigns.
Doesn't really mesh with any of his earlier gimmicks or even his current Bad News one. I don't think Ambrose was in danger of being booed against Barret either and this could have easily been played up differently. Personally if they were doing the "champ avoids fights angle" I'd have Barret job to guys like Zack Ryder or Heath Slater on purpose (wrestle normally but let them hit their signature and don't kick out) to than set up a PPV match... where Barret promptly squashes them. Barret comes off as more intelligent than coward, and it could really kickstart a jobber's credibility when he shocks everyone and beats Barret... the obvious example being Sandow.

Operation Genesis said:
God, it makes me so sad that Harper and Rowan spent their time as a tag team losing to the Usos and Big Show/Mark Henry.
Twice I thought the Wyatts were taking the belts... still have no idea what the thinking on having Show and Henry beat them like that was.
 

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I'd like to see Goldust come out on RAW as just Dustin Rhodes. That could turn it into a very interesting feud with Dustin trying to get through to Stardust.
 

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I felt this was a good show to set up Mania, I felt the Goldust vs Stardust match had a decent story behind it of Gold not wanting to hurt Star so hopefully they will be able to go all out at Mania. I didn't like the 3 on 3 tag since it felt really hastily put together and Kane and Big Show really need to stop being so prominent on the show, they are both in their mid 40's and move at a glacial pace, let them retire and get some young guys to be heels, I was glad to see Orton back my money is on him and Rollins tearing the house down at Mania. So happy the Uso's aren't tag champs and The Upper Cats/ Brass Ring club got the title since it could really help Kidd and Cesaro reestablish themselves. I kind of assumed Taker vs Wyatt and Sting vs HHH were coming so I'm glad we basically got confirmation of that now. The diva's match was pretty forgettable which is sad seeing as Paige is one of the best women in the company today even when you include NXT, they need to rebrand the Women's division so badly, get rid of the name diva, get rid of the butterfly belt, and stop making every feud sound like some sort of high school teen drama and maybe the NXT divas would want to move up to the main roster.

Cena and Russev put on a damn good match and I was expecting the ending to be screwy anyways so hopefully they have another good one at Mania and Cena will be able to lose clean (I can dream can't I?). The IC title match was going well right until the end, Ambrose needed to win clean after how much Barrett has been losing since he won the title, instead Ambrose gets DQ'd, looks like a joke and Barrett looks weak for trying to run away. Now the big one, Reigns vs Bryan, this was another really good match on Bryan's part who basically carried Reigns through this thing and tried to make him look strong. Reigns should not have been the first one to kick out of the Running Knee, that should have been reserved for Lesnar or someone else who was more of a beast than Reigns. Also fuck this ending also, you mean to tell me that Bryan, one of the best technical wrestlers in world, one who basically controlled the ending of that match was beaten by one fucking spear, are you shitting me, the spear is probably one of the weakest finishers in history, hell I've seen superstars kick out of spear even after going through an entire elimination chamber (see New Year's Revolution 2006) but Bryan loses to a single spear in one of the most important matches of his career, fuck that noise. And of course they had to try and give Roman the rub off of Bryan at the end with the handshake like they were saying "come on Daniel Bryan fans root for our new baby face, don't pay attention to the fact that he's green as turtle shit, he's the guy we want you to want," it's as if they learned nothing from last year and think screwing the fan favorite again will be a great plan.

One final note on this show is that I hope Memphis never gets to host a PPV again, this was one of the quietest shows I have ever seen, hell during Roman's entrance you can see people yawning, checking their phone, or otherwise just not caring about what's going on, they might as well stay home if they were so uninterested.
 

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One final note on this show is that I hope Memphis never gets to host a PPV again, this was one of the quietest shows I have ever seen, hell during Roman's entrance you can see people yawning, checking their phone, or otherwise just not caring about what's going on, they might as well stay home if they were so uninterested.
This hurt the ppv a ton too. The most the crowd was alive was during the yes chants when Bryan was setting up for the knee and incredibly strangely, when they were chantin Cody at Stardust. Part of me wants to believe that was because they wanted Bryan to win, but honestly with the way the crowd was so so for pretty much everythin I figure it had more to do with bein able to be a part of a gigantic yes chant.

But those Cody chants were fuckin bizarre. I loved it because Cody Rhodes was able to really show somethin to us out there while they were goin on. However the crowd was literally dead during both Stardust and Goldusts entrances. Like, literally dead. I have no idea how to reconcile those 2 extremes.
 

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Doesn't really mesh with any of his earlier gimmicks or even his current Bad News one. I don't think Ambrose was in danger of being booed against Barret either and this could have easily been played up differently. Personally if they were doing the "champ avoids fights angle" I'd have Barret job to guys like Zack Ryder or Heath Slater on purpose (wrestle normally but let them hit their signature and don't kick out) to than set up a PPV match... where Barret promptly squashes them. Barret comes off as more intelligent than coward, and it could really kickstart a jobber's credibility when he shocks everyone and beats Barret... the obvious example being Sandow.
Yeah, you're right, Ambrose is red-hot. I'm definitely reaching right now, 'cause Barret's always been a straight-up brawler, so his booking isn't making much sense to me, either. Your scenario's good storytelling, but I highly doubt WWE would be willing to use up PPV slots to do something like that. Which is a shame, 'cause I'd love to see a guy like Kofi Kingston get a singles match at a PPV (though maybe not a squash match).
 

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Well my quote buttons still broken.

Kidd/Cesaro got a name now, I guess. I only really watch Main Event due to time constraints, so I miss some details.

I'd assume Lesnar/Reigns is just going to be a finisher fest. Though with some of Reign's awkwardness on the receiving end, and not great spot calling for either of them, I'd worry that Lesnar's going to legitimately injure him with his kind of stiff work.