Fastest way to scare off a girl/guy

[Samurai Goomba]

Act like a stalker. Follow her around everywhere, give advice in a creepy voice. Be there in the background every time she turns her head, no matter where she is. Be emotionally and physically distant as much as possible, but profess an undying love for her often and in as disturbing a tone as possible. Act sexually uninterested in her, but hold her up as this unattainable, perfect being. In general, be a repressed, obnoxious, disturbed little snot.

Oh wait, that seems to work pretty well if you're a member of the cast of Twilight, so never mind.

 

[JLML]

Show all different sorts of ways to harm a person with only my own body as a weapon I know. And that's quite many.

My favourite trick is to go for the fingers. Bend them back real hard and... Yea, it hurts. Like hell. And your finger will never be the same again.

If that doesn't work, I can tell her what "REALLY" happened to my ex... (and make up a story about killing/hurting her really bad. Because I got annoyed. )

 

[Sjakie]

Tell her:
- your jobless
- never had an education
- can only get hard from anime-porn (or other weird fethish)
- your a gamer
- you can't date people out of your faith and mention the spagetti-monster next
- you like her hot friend/sister/mom
- her hairdo makes her look like a butch lesbian

too much ideas...

 

[Reveras]

Some girl was coming on waaaaay to fast and I didn't like her personality so I just told her that I love Star Trek and I have a boner for Captain Archer of the new series, that sure made her despise me, and I'm alright with that. Also being between 17-21 is imo the funniest age to attempt to get rid of people. It just works best.

 

[Booze Zombie]

"Hey, I play sex games... no, on the computer. Bye."