Fat kids are contagious

[ghostshoot]

so if skinny people get fat by hanging with fat people shouldn't fat people get skinny by hanging with skinny people! your logic is flawed science and i is uber genius!

 

[Dirty_bread]

Overweight friends have the highest gravity, and so grab their friends in an unbreakable physics-friend paradox, and so to escape this lipid solar system of aquaintences they realise that they must obtain a higher mass and use the origonal overweight friends gravity to slingshot out of the field. So in short

(You -------> Fat friend <---- other Friend) becomes

(Fatter you --------------> still Fat Friend <--------------- heavier other friend)

Until finially

You (fat now) xx Fat friend
xx
xx
not so but still heavy Friend

No gravitational control!

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Then what am I? I have friends that are skinny and no so much so, but it's physically impossible for me to gain weight.

 

[Olikunmissile]

I have no fat friends, and were all gamers. So I don't get all this.

This ^ pretty much

 

[azurawolf]

Fat friends are always good to have. You can outrun them if you guys find yourself being chased by a hungry dog.

Anyway... I am kinda fat and I hang around a bunch of skinny people. If people hanging around fat a bunch people makes them fat, why doesn't hanging around a bunch of skinny people make them skinny? Damn!

 

[Big shiny red button]

god that is fun. all my friends have super slow metaboisims, mine is fast as hell! ill sit around shoving the most unhealthy crap in my face and gain muscle of all things. all of them hate me. lol

 

[Titanguy654]

Black people are cont-

*JOKE ABORTED!* *JOKE ABORTED*

Fatness can only be blamed on yourself. It's not a disease. People keep making too many excuses.

 

[bluepilot]

Maybe it is because, if you have an overwieght friend, you become more influenced by their eating habits and start to pile on the pounds a bit.

There are too many overweight children these days.....

 

[dsau]

iv never had a fat friend, and honestly me and my friends play a lot of video games and eat pizza rolls and drink soda. so we call ourselves fat at heart but all of us are in really good shape, so maybe there is something to it

 

[nova18]

Im not FAT, I am packing a few extra pounds that used to be muscle.
Yet one of my friends is shockingly underweight.
My other friend is small, but works out a lot.
And my other other friend is the same build as me.

So our group is a big fuck you to the study.

 

[Rogue of Hearts]

I am fairly fat and I don't think it's because of the people I hang around with. If all my friends were as fat as me there would never be enough food. And yes the cake is a lie. I spent so much time looking for that cake rather than feeding myself that I actually ended up losing weight.

Joking aside, I'm not exactly a teenager any more so I guess I don't count.

 

[nova18]

Black people are cont-

*JOKE ABORTED!* *JOKE ABORTED*

Fatness can only be blamed on yourself. It's not a disease. People keep making too many excuses.

There are legitimate reasons for being fat.
Genetics.
Biological factors.
Chemical imbalance.

Hell, when I broke my ankle I put on half a stone, thats not an excuse. I was still doing 100 push ups a day and the weight kept on coming cause I was confined to my PC chair with no efficient way of exercising.

So dont be mean to the fatties

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I don't have any friends, so why am I fat?

Cheer up dude. I'll be your friend

but nah. some people are fat and some aren't doesn't mean the fat one are all goign to gang up on us and make us fat.

I mean...Well i guess it makes logical sense. But I still don't buy it

 

[ScarlettRage]

I dated a fat chick and gained 25 pounds. When someone (or multiple someones) around you are shoving food into their face like they're preparing for a famine, it's hard to justify your own portion control because if you order something reasonable you're gonna finish first and sit there watching them shove portion after portion into their fat faces and you'll invariably smell something tasty and get hungry again.

On the other hand, if you're around people committed to losing weight, the opposite effect works---you don't want to be the fat fuck overeating in front of everyone. That's how I lost those aforementioned 25 pounds after breaking up with the fat chick!

it was almost the same for me, except that it was a guy and the fact that i lost weight.

really. fucking. werid.

oh well not complaining
and all my friends are really skinny and im fat

so doesn't make me the werid one?
my boyfriends skinny too.

 

[Straitjacketeering]

My girlfriend has fat friends because it boosts her self esteem.

She's a ***** but I love her.

 

[Kilaknux]

Whats the answer? Some sort of fat kid alcatraz maybe?

I always planned, on becoming Prime Minister, to fling fat people into hamster wheels that turn generators. Solve the obesity problem and the energy problem in one fell swoop.

 

[MiserableOldGit]

maybe its got something to do with objects of a suitable mass producing their own gravitic pull, like big, lardy planets...

 

[comet5002]

Are you referring to society's definition of "fat" in which only a size 2/32 waist is acceptable? Or the normal person's definition of fat?

Either way, I have friends who are larger than me that I've had for years and I wear a size 30 waist...so I'd say, no, I'm not influenced by the size of my friends.

 

[Cuniculus]

It's true because when you hang out with fat kids, it's okay to be fat. The shame factor of being fat is almost gone. Saying "Hey fatty!" can almost land you in jail. Now it's okay to be fat, in a way. Doctors don't shame for it, they call it a "disease" ... which it isn't. I will admit, that for some people, being overweight is genetic. However, now that there isn't any shame involved in being fat, everyone is becoming fat because no one gives a shit.

 

[artemkin]

its quiet the opposite for me, being skinny and surrounded by other such peoples kind of dicourages me to put on weight. hanging with such people also develops a horrible attitude towards the overwieght peoples..which isnt good but hilarious