Favorite Abriged Series quote! (try to keep it clean)

[Gigaguy64]

Im shure we all have a favorite showe or anime.
one that we know inside and out.
you could quote all the best lines from it, explain the hidden morales, or just get the plot.
But when you take that show and put it in the hands of a comedic genius who also is a fan of that show, the result may be an abriged series.
starting out slow some quickly pick up pace and grow in to a epic success.

so whats a quote that you love frome your favorite abriged series?

ill start.
yu-gi-oh the abriged series.
Kiba-"you better start explaining or ill be forced to unleash the fury of my anime mullit!!"
"Screw the rules i have green hair!!!"
"into the kiba cave!!"
"hey everyone, i know it was wrong of me to force you to work over the christmas holidays, im sorry"
Worker" you really mean that sir?"
K "yes, so instead iv decided to fire all of you, happy hanukkah"

Yami-"yugi this is no time for you stupidity we need to think of somthing!" yugi"why dont you sink your fangs into him nosforatu!!!" Yami" i should of never let you read twilight"

Merrik-" YOU FOOl!!! there are no women in yu-gi-oh!! only extremly girly men!! of which i am the girlyist of all!!!" Pegasus" Keep telling yourself that!" M" Shutup!!!

i know a lot more, but i would only mess them up if i tried to type them. XD

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

"This Blimp Is Roughly A Third The Size Of My Ego." -Kaiba

 

[megapenguinx]

The entirety of the "I'm on a blimp" song did it for me. I saved the Mp3 on my computer so I can listen to it where ever I am.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

I suppose one of the Naruto ones, seeing as that's the only one I've watched anything of.

Uhm... Can't think of a specific.

 

[Nickolai77]

"Its over 9000!"

 

[Haydyn]

"Shut up, Charmander... I mean Mokuba."

From Suzuka Abridged: And since you're family I get to call it chores and avoid child labor laws.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged

Tristan: "Quiet you fool! Do you want the aliens to probe your anus?"
Duke: "...maybe..."

 

[Gigaguy64]

"This Blimp Is Roughly A Third The Size Of My Ego." -Kaiba

"now for thouse of you who dont know hot to play dule monsters you start out by shuffling your...'
Person" Boring."
" WHO SAID THAT!!!! WHO THA $@#$@$ SAID THAT!!!!"
P"sorry.... that was me"
" Get the hell out of my city!!!"

 

[sms_117b]

"Screw the rules I have money" - Kaiba

"AH! The blue screen of death, my mortal enemy" - Kaiba

"Remember kids, gambling is good for you" - Maxamillion Peeeeeeeeeeeeeegasus

"He died the way he lived, draped in another mans arms" - Tristan

All from Yu-Gi-Oh! TAS

 

[comadorcrack]

YTAS - In another few hours the sun will rise.
NTAS - Hokage you where in the bathroon for 4 months. What happend? ... I fell in
DBZA - Aww it used self destruct Vegeta.
Naruto fandub parody spoof - Screw the ninja rules I have lung cancer!

 

[Xvito]

"It's good to be back home... In Canada!"

That was the best plot-twist ever!

 

[Erana]

Everything involving the "OMG a giant rock!"

I'm taking an ancient art history course. We're talking about the Lascraux caverns and stonhenge.
Hilarity ensues.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Yu-Gi-Oh:Abridged some more, to the point that I started a <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Yu-Gi-Oh-The-Abridged-Fanclub>Group on it.

Kaiba-"My affluence makes a nonsense of the regulations!"

Yugi-"When Kaiba smiles, a puppy dies."

Yami Bakura-"Why so British?"

Tristan-"Burn the witch!"

Bandit Keith and Thugs talk-"What do you mean you don't like Armageddon?"
"Actually boss we don't like Micheal Bay movies at all."
"What? Micheal Bay is an American Hero. And American owns the whole world! Get out of my country!"
"Wait, how are we supposed to leave?"
"... I don't know.

BK" hey you cant use that line only Americans..."
K" shut the !#$#!@up"
"......in America...."

 

[Gigaguy64]

Everything involving the "OMG a giant rock!"

I'm taking an ancient art history course. We're talking about the Lascraux caverns.
Hilarity ensues.

"Truly it was my destiny to behold this Giant Rock!!!"
and of corse " I Demand a flash back!!!"

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Nappa: Hey Vegeta, look! A Pokemon...
Chiaotzu: I'm not a Pokemon! I'm Chaiotzu! Chiaotzu!
Nappa: Here that Vegeta, it's a Chiatozu. I'm going to catch it!
Chiatozu: I told you, I'm not a Poke-owww!

Also, from a different Abridged Series:

Attention Duelists! My Hair is now an internet phenomenon!

Kaiba: Screw money, I have rules! Wait...

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

"hey look! BREASTS have arrived!"
"I was right about the sun!"
"BRAINS!"

 

[Gigaguy64]

"Remember kids, gambling is good for you" - Maxamillion Peeeeeeeeeeeeeegasus

He is so hilariously camp.

Yu-Gi-Oh; The Abridged Series, seeing as;

1) Its the only one I've seen
2) According to it, the Naruto one is not quite as good.

they poke fun at each other.
both are really good but the yu-gi-oh the abriged just seemed funnier.
i still love naruto the abriged.
Sakura" naruto dont..'
Naruto' GARRA OF THE FUNK!!!'
off screen voice"unshhh unshhh unshhh NARUUUUTOS a #@@$%@!!"