Favorite Abriged Series quote! (try to keep it clean)

[userwhoquitthesite]

also, check out hbi2k's Berserk abridged series. better than naruto, not quite as good as yugioh

 

[Erana]

Everything involving the "OMG a giant rock!"

I'm taking an ancient art history course. We're talking about the Lascraux caverns and stonhenge.
Hilarity ensues.

"Nothing can surprise me after that Giant Rock. Oh my god another giant rock!"

Its so hard not to crack up.
Next tuesday is Ancient egypt...

 

[Gigaguy64]

"hey look! BREASTS have arrived!"
"I was right about the sun!"
"BRAINS!"

"
Joey"Dont look at her clevage!!! its like a black hole!!! youll get sucked in!!!"
Tristan" these are the worst strippers iv ever seen!!"

 

[razer17]

Theres "Im on a blimp", or of course "Screw the rules, i have money"
Then there would be "Does anyone actually know the rules of this game?""No, we don't have time for that"

 

[Shadowfaze]

joey- "yeah, serenetity you can get tawkin lessons, so you can learn to talk good, like what i do"

 

[Gigaguy64]

Everything involving the "OMG a giant rock!"

I'm taking an ancient art history course. We're talking about the Lascraux caverns and stonhenge.
Hilarity ensues.

"Nothing can surprise me after that Giant Rock. Oh my god another giant rock!"

BK" hey you cant use that line only Americans..."
K" shut the !#$#!@up"
"......in America...."

Yugi "Hi, I'm Yugi Moto, gullible idiot in training.

nice one!
most of my favs come from Merricks evil councle of doom!
M" by the way zork, whats that on your croth, you know that dragon head thing?"
Z" oh thats my willy."
M" GEEZ MAN PUT SOME $%$%$%@#$ PANTS ON WILL YOU!!!"

 

[hopeneverdies]

"See Navi, I told you running backwards would get us here faster"
Zelda Ocarina of Time Abridged- Adamwestlapdog

 

[Gigaguy64]

Its so hard not to crack up.
Next tuesday is Ancient egypt...

"Wait, so doesn't this show prove the hokey Egyptian Religion is real?"
"Jagshamesh."

WA WA WE WA!!!
this little boy haz saved meh, maby he is not as jewish as i had first thought.

 

[Erana]

Its so hard not to crack up.
Next tuesday is Ancient egypt...

"Wait, so doesn't this show prove the hokey Egyptian Religion is real?"
"Jagshamesh."

I'm going to wind up prefacing every noun with, "ancient Egyptian," i just know it...

 

[Soulgaunt]

Teddy Bear "Your mother plays card games in hell!"
Anything a demonic teddy bear says is gold.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Teddy Bear "Your mother plays card games in hell!"
Anything a demonic teddy bear says is gold.

TB" Your mother plays card games in hell!!'
Merric" i know!!! thats because i killed her!!!!"
TB"....oh...."

 

[AlphaOmega]

Yu-Gi-Oh! takes the cake on this one by miles, though Team4start DBZ is also really good.

Fav moments:
Why...so..Brittish?
The whole Duke devlin episode
"Screw the rules, I have money"
"My breats are not fake *riiiiiight*"

 

[MasterSqueak]

You can never go wrong with Yu-gi-oh: The Abridged Series...IN AMERICA!

[sup]But we're not in America![/sup]

What's that? I can't hear you! IN AMERICA!

 

[Gigaguy64]

Yu-Gi-Oh! takes the cake on this one by miles, though Team4start DBZ is also really good.

Fav moments:
Why...so..Brittish?
The whole Duke devlin episode
"Screw the rules, I have money"
"My breats are not fake *riiiiiight*"

awesom ep.
WARNING this episode contains coupies amounts of duke devlin, do not look directly at duke devlin, hes very pretty, see see how pretty he is, hes very pretty, id like to run my fingers through his hair, and im just a voice.
now without any adue, enjoy your crapy anime cartoon.

DD" so dose that mean were friends now?"
Yugi" yes, as long as you get rid of that rediculis theam music"
DD" what theam music?"

 

[Kingsman]

"WE SHALL BUILD STATUES OF YOU! OUT OF OUR DUNG!" -Aliens from DBZ Abridged.

Don't get me wrong, Yu-Gi-Oh wins points for originality and best jokes, but Nappa's voice actor was legendary in the DBZ one.

 

[Erana]

WA WA WE WA!!!
this little boy haz saved meh, maby he is not as jewish as i had first thought.

"At least he's not acting like Bruno."

I'm going to wind up prefacing every noun with, "ancient Egyptian," i just know it...

Ancient Egyptian Lazors!

Well, there's St. Francis recieving the stigmata... [http://www.lib-art.com/imgpainting/2/9/18992-st-francis-receiving-the-stigmata-fra-angelico.jpg]
Not Ancient Egyptian, but Holy Biblical lazers are still pretty cool.

 

[rpspartin]

odion: i summon gummy bears in attack mode"

"shut up mokuba" : yugi's grandpa
"NO! you shut up old man" mokuba.

-"we start by grabing our dice" duke
"so it's just like duel monsters."yugi
"then we summon our monsters to the feild."d
"so it's just like duel monsters" yugi
"no it isn't."duke
"how"
"my game has dice."

-"blue eyes white jet ready to launch."

"vegeta what does the scouter say about his power level" ?
"it's 1009."
"really ?"
"yea kick his ass nappa"
*nappa gets beat up*
"sorry the scouter was upside down it's 9001"

In Hinata's mind: "Aw, I wanted to see Naruto naked."
Iruka: "Hinata! Stop fantasizing about Naruto being naked!"
The whole class:"Eeeww!"
Iruka: "Just for that, you're with the dog guy...and the bug guy."
Shino: "I like bugs."
Iruka: "Yes, yes. We know already!"

Naruto: "I can be just as emo as you Sasuke!"
Sasuke: "Heh. I doubt it."
Naruto: "Oh yeah?! Watch this!"
stabs himself in the hand...
Sasuke: "Hmm...You have potential, but you stabbed in the wrong place, stabbing yourself there will only give you the illusion of stigmata."
Naruto: "Stigmata...AH! I'M GONNA GO BLIND!!!"
Sasuke: "I said stigmata! Not stigmatism."
Naruto: "Oh, okay then."