Favorite Abriged Series quote! (try to keep it clean)

[Yawwy]

Kaiba:You may have beaten me before Yugi, but this time I have the upper hand. I have placed my faith in the heart of the cards and without Exodia you have no chance of stopping my unstoppable blue-eyes white dragons.

Yami:Yeah, well at least I'm not adopted.

Kaiba:..... What did you just say?

Yami:Sorry, did I touch a nerve. Why don't you run home and cry to mommy-... oh that's right! You don't have one!

Kaiba:Yugi, I respect you as a duelist, but you continue to act like a petulant child, then-

Yami:HEY, everyone! Look at me! I'm Seto Kaiba! I have a dragon fetish and I sound like Brock from Pokemon! Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy!

Kaiba:That's it, Moto! You're ****ing dead!"

 

[WhiteTiger225]

My hair allows me to defy gravity!

 

[historybuff]

The DBZ abridged series by Team Four Star is fantastic.

"Dodge!" Oh, poor Piccolo.

Krillin: *about to be attacked* Myturnmyturnmyturn!
Nappa: *stops*
Vegeta:...Nappa, what are you doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: .....

Krillin: Destructo disk!
Nappa: Oh, Vegeta! A frisbee!
Vegeta: No, it's a trick!
Nappa: But Vegeta...tricks are for kids.
Vegeta:....on second thought, catch it Nappa. Catch it with your teeth.


Vegeta: *gets smashed into a cave* This...proves....nothing.
Goku: Are you okay in there?
Vegeta: Fan-fucking-tastic. Nothing but gum drops and ice cream in here.
Goku: Oh really?! Can I come in too?!
Vegeta:....I'm surrounded by idiots.
Goku: I thought you were surrounded by gum drops and ice cream!



Also, I got a kick out of the Sailor Moon abridged series by Megumi33 and company too. Sailor Mars in particular, is psychotically hilarious.

And, of course, the YGO Abridged series. I've never seen the actual show but the abridged series was hilarious.

 

[Siegreich]

From death note abridged
Light "What are you a detective or a fag"
L "why do I have to choose"

 

[Rugged 13]

Goku: "Are you ok?"
Vegeta "Fan-fucking-tastic, surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream."
Goku "Ooh, can I come in?"
Vegeta "... I'm surrounded by idiots."
Goku "I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice-cream."
Vegeta "AAAAARRRGH!!!!"

Krillin: "Destructo Disc!"
Vegeta: "No wait Nappa! Its a trick!
Nappa: "But Vegeta, tricks are for kids."
Vegeta: "... On second thoughts catch it. Catch it with your teeth."
Nappa: "My modelling career!!"

Edit: Double ninja'd by the same person.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Kaiba:You may have beaten me before Yugi, but this time I have the upper hand. I have placed my faith in the heart of the cards and without Exodia you have no chance of stopping my unstoppable blue-eyes white dragons.

Yami:Yeah, well at least I'm not adopted.

Kaiba:..... What did you just say?

Yami:Sorry, did I touch a nerve. Why don't you run home and cry to mommy-... oh that's right! You don't have one!

Kaiba:Yugi, I respect you as a duelist, but you continue to act like a petulant child, then-

Yami:HEY, everyone! Look at me! I'm Seto Kaiba! I have a dragon fetish and I sound like Brock from Pokemon! Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy!

Kaiba:That's it, Moto! You're ****ing dead!"

oh god, when i saw that part i couldent stop laughing, it was so horrable!!

 

[Azraellod]

-"soon i shall destroy everything you hold dear... i mean, hello."

-"i still think there's something fishy about that guy."
"wahahahaha! destroy you all!"
"man, if i could only put my finger on it."

episode 39 of yugioh the abridged series is my current favourite. although episode 37 is very close second, because it revolves around bakura, who is my favourite character. and it contains one of the best parody speeches ever.

-"you sound nervous. is it the accent? want to know how i got it?
"my father was a drinker. one night he got a little crazier then usual and my mummy got the teapot to defend herself. he didn't like that, so he pours boiling hot tea all over her. then he comes up to me with the teapot and he asks; "why so british?"."

 

[Kilaknux]

Joey: Tristen, you just want to get into Serenitys pants!
Tristen: No I don't! I just want to have sex with her...Oh, thats what you meant

 

[Gigaguy64]

You can never go wrong with Yu-gi-oh: The Abridged Series...IN AMERICA!

[sup]But we're not in America![/sup]

What's that? I can't hear you! IN AMERICA!

now zombie boy will sing the national anthem. in america!!
ZB“brains brains brains, brains brains BRAINS, brains.”
zygor“ he has the voice of a zombie angle.”

 

[oppp7]

Tristian: That guy's almost as crazy as Yugi.
Yugi: Shut up Tristian or I'll rip out your escophagus and feed it to you.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Yugi“ hello, we are a bunch of japanise teenagers”
shop keeper“ then you must be here to buy pornagraphic comic books disguised as graphic novels.”
Y“WHAT?”
later
SK“ everything is going acording to plan master merrik.”
M“ exclent my mind slave exclent, ha ha ha!!! HAAAA HAHAHA!
now about those pornographic comic books i orderd.”
at the end of the episode.
M“this pornogrophy is really quite good.”.....
DR.OCTOGANAPUSS!!!!! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
epic lolz.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Dragon Ball Z: abridged [sorry if I get this wrong buuuut]

Kirilin: PICOLO IS BAD!!
Picolo: YO! SOMETHIN' BAD'S GOIN' DOWN!
Goku: LET'S WORK TOGETHER!
Picolo: OKIE DOKIE THEN!
Goku: C'MON GOHAN! IT'S BRING YOUR SON TO WORK DAY!
-flies away-
Raditz: KAKOROT!!
Goku,Picolo and, Gohan: Kakorot?
Radizt: BROTHER!! YOU'VE GOT A KID!?
Goku: LIQUID! I mean ... BROTHER!?
Raditz: YOU NEVER CALL! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
-Raditz kicks Goku in the shins and throws a rock at Picolo. Gohan cries and headbutts Uncle R-
Picolo: YOU HOLD EM' DOWN! I'LL TAKE HIS MILK MONEY!
-Goku grabs Raditz from the rear-
Picolo: I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAH!!
-pew pew: Raditz dies. Goku dies-
Picolo: . . . C'mon Gohan, we're goin' camping
-flies away. End Raditz saga-

 

[Tartarga]

Kaiba- An entire episode sitting in a helicopter how are we supposed to pass the time?
Yami Yugi- Well we could play a card game.
Kaiba- Without super advanced holograms are you insane?!
Yami Yugi- Or we could do a recap episode.
Kaiba- Wouldnt that just piss of all our viewers and send our ratings plummiting to the ground?
Yami Yugi- Yup.
Kaiba- Lets do it.

 

[Gigaguy64]

The DBZ abridged series by Team Four Star is fantastic.

"Dodge!" Oh, poor Piccolo.

Krillin: *about to be attacked* Myturnmyturnmyturn!
Nappa: *stops*
Vegeta:...Nappa, what are you doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: .....

Krillin: Destructo disk!
Nappa: Oh, Vegeta! A frisbee!
Vegeta: No, it's a trick!
Nappa: But Vegeta...tricks are for kids.
Vegeta:....on second thought, catch it Nappa. Catch it with your teeth.


Vegeta: *gets smashed into a cave* This...proves....nothing.
Goku: Are you okay in there?
Vegeta: Fan-fucking-tastic. Nothing but gum drops and ice cream in here.
Goku: Oh really?! Can I come in too?!
Vegeta:....I'm surrounded by idiots.
Goku: I thought you were surrounded by gum drops and ice cream!



Also, I got a kick out of the Sailor Moon abridged series by Megumi33 and company too. Sailor Mars in particular, is psychotically hilarious.

And, of course, the YGO Abridged series. I've never seen the actual show but the abridged series was hilarious.

CURSE YOU MYSTIC GOHAN!!!!!!

 

[Dr.Sean]

YO HO ***** IM A PIRATE

 

[Shock and Awe]

Super Special Awesome!

 

[Avatar Roku]

Bandit Keith and Thugs talk-"What do you mean you don't like Armageddon?"
"Actually boss we don't like Micheal Bay movies at all."
"What? Micheal Bay is an American Hero. And American owns the whole world! Get out of my country!"
"Wait, how are we supposed to leave?"
"... I don't know.

Christ but you butchered that quote.

"Remember kids, gambling is good for you" - Maxamillion Peeeeeeeeeeeeeegasus

He is so hilariously camp.

Yu-Gi-Oh; The Abridged Series, seeing as;

1) Its the only one I've seen
2) According to it, the Naruto one is not quite as good.

they poke fun at each other.
both are really good but the yu-gi-oh the abriged just seemed funnier.

Yugi-Now you can't watch Yugioh Abridged anymore!
Pegasus-No! I can't live without it!
Yugi-Don't worry, there's still Naruto Abridged. But as we all know, it's just not quite as good.

"My breats are not fake *riiiiiight*"

[small]I don't believe you![/small]

Also, the entire episode with the Steve's based on the Mooninites, that was awesome.

"Now watch as I swoop down like a ninja and proceed to rob them of all hope, again like a ninja"

 

[Gigaguy64]

Bandit Keith and Thugs talk-"What do you mean you don't like Armageddon?"
"Actually boss we don't like Micheal Bay movies at all."
"What? Micheal Bay is an American Hero. And American owns the whole world! Get out of my country!"
"Wait, how are we supposed to leave?"
"... I don't know.

Christ but you butchered that quote.

"Remember kids, gambling is good for you" - Maxamillion Peeeeeeeeeeeeeegasus

He is so hilariously camp.

Yu-Gi-Oh; The Abridged Series, seeing as;

1) Its the only one I've seen
2) According to it, the Naruto one is not quite as good.

they poke fun at each other.
both are really good but the yu-gi-oh the abriged just seemed funnier.

Yugi-Now you can't watch Yugioh Abridged anymore!
Pegasus-No! I can't live without it!
Yugi-Don't worry, there's still Naruto Abridged. But as we all know, it's just not quite as good.

"My breats are not fake *riiiiiight*"

[small]I don't believe you![/small]

Also, the entire episode with the Steve's based on the Mooninites, that was awesome.

"Now watch as I swoop down like a ninja and proceed to rob them of all hope, again like a ninja"

ahh steve's.
exodia, obliterate!! BRAAAAAAA!!!

yami and steve battle.
Y“ let me guess, your trying to summon exodia the forbidden one!!!”
S“no!!!! how did he know!!!!”
Y“ well if i was a genaric villan with no genuien back story thats what i would do, now go!!!! alpha the magnet warrior!!!
end steves generic regin of mild terror!!!”

 

[Yawwy]

Kaiba:You may have beaten me before Yugi, but this time I have the upper hand. I have placed my faith in the heart of the cards and without Exodia you have no chance of stopping my unstoppable blue-eyes white dragons.

Yami:Yeah, well at least I'm not adopted.

Kaiba:..... What did you just say?

Yami:Sorry, did I touch a nerve. Why don't you run home and cry to mommy-... oh that's right! You don't have one!

Kaiba:Yugi, I respect you as a duelist, but you continue to act like a petulant child, then-

Yami:HEY, everyone! Look at me! I'm Seto Kaiba! I have a dragon fetish and I sound like Brock from Pokemon! Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy!

Kaiba:That's it, Moto! You're ****ing dead!"

oh god, when i saw that part i couldent stop laughing, it was so horrable!!

Horrible,and yet awesome!

 

[Sonicron]

Yi-Gi-Oh.
"Waaaaah, waaaah, baby pharaoh wants milk! Somebody fetch me a nipple!"