Favorite Anime Quote?

[wolfy098]

This is no good, Yoshii.
This bra is not your size

Spoiler: screenshot

 

[Yosato]

"Does a machine like yourself ever experience fear!?"

 

[rabidmidget]

*catches bullet in mouth*

"Guess what I just caught?"

*girl cries in terror*

"I just caught YOU. Rip. Van. Winkle."

I loved the way he pronounced her name, completely badass.

OT: "Fondling her yum yums? FONDLING HER CUPCAKES?"

FLCL is so awesome, even though that quote makes about as much sense in context as it does out of it.

I also found all of Alex Armstrong's lines to be hilarious due to their rediculousness.

 

[Chaos Ruler]

people die when they are killed. lol

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

Spoiler

From Full Metal Panic!...quite funny

 

[Palademon]

Misa: I can't imagine a world without Light
L: Yes that would be dark
-Death Note

 

[ironduke88]

Top three in no order:

If you only face forward, there is something you will miss seeing.
Vash the Stampede (Trigun)

Uncle Iroh: So this is how Commander Zhao acts in defeat? Disgraceful. Even in exile, my nephew has more honor than you. Thank you for the tea. It was delicious." Prince Zuko: "Do you really mean that, Uncle?" Uncle Iroh: Of course. I told you ginseng tea is my favorite.
(Avatar: The Last Airbender)

I love a woman who can kick my ass.
Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

and even though I was ninja'd ages ago. "Believe in the me that believes in you"

 

[Au Naturel.]

"Let's make something. Let's make something. Well then I wonder what's going to be made. It's done! But this isn't food at all..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV0d6dTr9T8&feature=related

I didn't even have to click that to know what it was...

 

[kaveradeo]

SHAKE!

 

[Shock and Awe]

 

[dthvirus]

Sengoku Basara:

Date: ARE YOU READY, GUYS?
Soldiers: YEAH!
Date: PUT YA GUNS ON!
Soldiers: YEAAAAAAAH!

Haruhi Suzumiya/Sengoku Basara/Almost all anime:

Exasperated man: Yare yare...

 

[snowman6251]

"If Mario gave you two punches, then I'm going to give you three".
-Rainbow

"As Buddha taught, one shot here will bring down any man"
-Arakawa Under the Bridge (in reference to the forehead dot).

Can't think of any others.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I know it's been said before, but I'll say it again:

"IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!"

 

[THE M3RCENARY]

Dead Leaves.

 

[Terminate421]

Look out! Dusknoir is about to do something!

The special itself is stupid but the quotes jjust too damned funny

OR

"Dr. Kyne, there are problems arising from patient 5....again."

 

[ADeskofRichMahogany]

MIKURU BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

 

[Iandiaeufaieubfeuihfi]

"My sister said that once a woman enters the mount, she must finish her job" Ladies vs. Butlers

 

[The Procrastinated End]

"Wouldn't it have been faster if you wore the bunny suit?"

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"Is that why you have your hand on her ass?" -Jim Hawking, Outlaw Star.