Favorite Archer quote?

[Julianking93]

"Danger Zone!"

Gotta love that show xD

Also the whole locker room "penis touching" scene.
Not sure if I can link the video though >.>

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

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Hah, and...

Cheryl: I love that you know how to do that.
Krieger: And I love that I have an erection... that doesn't involve homeless people.

 

[th3xile]

"Hmm, cock-flavored spit. I don't know, anything can be on the board. SHOW ME COCK FLAVORED SPIT!" *knee-caps the Irish mobster with his double barrel* "Ooh sorry, strike two."

 

[sage216]

"Omg I've never seen an Ocelot"

"Holy shit, look at its little spots!"

"And its tufted ears!"

 

[silver wolf009]

I haven't seen the show, but I do have my favorite qoute from an archer to share.

"Fourty-two"
*Laugh* "Fourty-three"
*Fire arrow into body being sat upon* "Fourty-three"
"He was already dead!"
"He was twitching!"
"He was twiching, because he's got MY AXE! IMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!!"

Apple for qoute.

 

[David Bray]

She's Baby Crazy!
You want ants, cause that's how you get ants.
We touched penises

 

[Irridium]

"I'm sorry, were you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass."

Danger-snip

Hah, I am not ashamed to admit I came to this thread because I knew you'd be here. Also, another quote.

Lana: "Yeah, its also called drug abuse!"
Archer: "Oh thanks Woodsey!"
Lana: "...what?"
Archer: "You know, Woodey. The drug owl."

It was when he was rampaging.

 

[loc978]

"Sh-"

"She's like the Pele of anal!"

-yeah, that one.

Since I'm too cheap to pay for cable I'm anxiously waiting for netflix to get season 2.

I have no TV service either, so I've been following it late here [http://vod.fxnetworks.com/watch/archer]. Unfortunately they only host three episodes at a time, so the first two are already unavailable.

 

[Woodsey]

"I'm sorry, were you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass."

Danger-snip

Hah, I am not ashamed to admit I came to this thread because I knew you'd be here. Also, another quote.

Lana: "Yeah, its also called drug abuse!"
Archer: "Oh thanks Woodsey!"
Lana: "...what?"
Archer: "You know, Woodey. The drug owl."

It was when he was rampaging.

Is that one of the breast cancer episodes? xD

Haha, there are so many quotes just at the edge of my mind that I can't remember!

 

[cocoadog]

Anything to do with Woodhouse. "I hope you like spiderwebs."

 

[Irridium]

Is that one of the breast cancer episodes? xD

Haha, there are so many quotes just at the edge of my mind that I can't remember!

Yeah, the one where he finds out he had his cancer medicine replaced.

"Delany... did you see Regis this morning?"

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

 

[LostCrusader]

Wow, are you still taping bum fights in your van?
No, I'm in to something... darker.

 

[opsirus]

Seriously, imagine how much awesomer Alpha Protocol would have been if there was a "Archer" option. Hire the writers and the voice actor just to provide that one set of dialogue for the entire game.
Not like I would pick any other option.

Yes! A million times yes! My buddy and I said this exact thing when we first watched Archer, and then Alpha Protocol came out.

 

[Souplex]

I love the Mallory/Baby Seamus exchange involving the stuffed bee.
I frequently had a similar exchange with my paternal grandmother when I was little.