Favorite Archer quote?

[iNsAnEHAV0C]

Hooray for metaphors!

probably one of my favorite one liners

 

[Lucane]

after pam says do you want a piece of this when she takes off her shirt


"Nope!"

"Tum again?" Ah Cheryl sure is crazy though.

 

[Xanadu84]

"Oh my god, you killed a hooker!"
"You said she was a callgirl!"
"No Cyril, when they're dead, they're just hookers!"

Man I love that show...the newest season was slightly hit or miss for a while, but it seems to be back on track.

 

[Vivaldi]

Thank GOD so many people like this show, I was seriously doubting the sanity of the people i live near for not liking this brilliant show

Anything Kreiger says or does is just beautiful. I have Clean Or Die in my room

 

[Pimptimus_Prime]

Cyril Figgis: Am I going to learn karate?
Sterling Archer: The Dane Cook of martial arts? No.

 

[Canid117]

"Hello, razor."

"Welcome to the party."

 

[Pimptimus_Prime]

Cyril Figgis: Am I going to learn karate?
Sterling Archer: The Dane Cook of martial arts? No.

 

[Scarim Coral]

One of my earlier favourite is something like "You killed a hooker!!" and on season 2 during that scene with that crocodile in the swamp (I can't remember but it was funny.)

 

[crixus]

Archer: Oh my God, you killed a hooker!
Cyril: Call girl! She was a ca?
Archer: No, Cyril, when they?re dead, they?re just hookers!

 

[Canid117]

It might be the most quotable show on TV right now.

 

[Buzz Killington_v1legacy]

Archer: No, do not say the Chekhov gun, Cyril. That, sir, is a facile argument.
Woodhouse: Also woefully esoteric.


I laughed my ass off at that one.

 

[William MacKay]

'is this brandy!?'
'no sir, just water.'
'water? never touched the stuff. fish shit in it.'

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

"Who am I? Elisha Otis?" I had to look up Elisha Otis and then it suddenly became really funny and not just because I got the joke.

 

[Zurom]

"Hurry up with dinner. All I've had today is 6 gummy bears and some scotch..."

 

[Doclector]

"RAAAAMPAAAGE!"

"what I do know is that two litres of melon bols can't replace two litres of blood, which means I'm PROBABLY TOO DRUNK FOR THIS AW S*** NUTS!" *falls off zip line*

"it's just like the time the real farm flooded, only tiny and sweet."

"ants! Wretched horrible ants!"
"ants are going to be the least of your problems running around barefoot like that; 'ahem, hookworms, get in my feet'. Or some kind of worms. Will go in your feet."

 

[s0m3th1ng]

My friends and I do the "danger zone" game when at bars.
"ted"
...
"Ted"
...
"TED"
"WHAT?!"
*High Pitched voice*
DANGA ZONE.
Dunno how many females it has repelled but it's worth it.