The Stand by Steven King is a wonderful book. It lasted me a full week of downtime in high school classes. I also love the books that Don Pendleton writes. They have no literary value whatsoever, and they're really short, easy reads, but something blows up almost every 5 pages. Tasteless fun.
EDIT: oh, anything by the late, great George Carlin is gold in my book, too.
EDIT: oh, anything by the late, great George Carlin is gold in my book, too.