Favorite Conspiracy Theories?

[somonels]

That passenger planes drop large chunks of blue piss ice from the sky.
Electrolytes, who DOESN'T like electrolytes.
The bacteria on your table have an actual chance to kill you.

the flat earth society is the most hilariously stupid group on earth

 

[Eddie the head]

the flat earth society is the most hilariously stupid group on earth

I thought you where joking but then I looked that up. Wow.

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

+1 for George W. Bush being a lizard-man.
+1 for the Earth being flat.

Y2K and the whole 2012 package, just because a calender ends means the whole world must be ending along with it. Oh no! My calender from 1975 ended, were already dead and we don't even know it.

My uncle somehow convinces himself of his own conspiracy theories. For instance, he believes the tsunami that hit Japan was caused by a secret US organization testing a missile developed from alien technology that disrupts water. Why? No clue.

 

[Nazulu]

These types of things don't usually interest me, but one day my gullible friend tried to scare everyone that the US government owns a Weather Machine and is planning to use to wipe out the population, and then blame it on God.

I didn't mean to annoy him but I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[Ben MacGougan]

My favorite is that all the important leaders are actually alien lizards in disguise.

I love this one. Always good for a laugh

 

[Ben MacGougan]

Also, all this talk of evolution. Descended from monkeys? Crazy

 

[MrFalconfly]

That passenger planes drop large chunks of blue piss ice from the sky.

Actually mythbusters tested that one and it is vaguely plausible (provided that two security systems fail and that resulting leak is a trickle allowed to accumulate on the outside of the fuselage and when it has grown enough it will break off because of the airflow, not very plausible but it is possible).

Captcha: they ate it

Sure don't hope they didn't.

 

[Boris Goodenough]

That passenger planes drop large chunks of blue piss ice from the sky.

Entirely possible, just unlikely, watch the Mythbusters episodes about it.

The bacteria on your table have an actual chance to kill you.

They do, just unlikely. Salmonella for example, botulinum toxin. You just need to not be very cleanly.

 

[MrFalconfly]

They do, just unlikely. Salmonella for example, botulinum toxin. You just need to not be very cleanly.

Botulinum toxin?

Isn't that sold as Botox these days? Quite successful if I remember correctly.

 

[Boris Goodenough]

Botulinum toxin?

Isn't that sold as Botox these days? Quite successful if I remember correctly.

It is, but there are different types with different potensies, also they use VERY small doses in medical use (or any other use for that matter).
10 grams of it is enough to kill all humans in Los Angeles.

 

[Death Carr]

That Half life 3 will be released in our lifetimes.

In all seriousness, the LHC making a black hole big enough to swallow up the world. There were actually posters posted around my school warning us of the inevitable end, then everyone screaming about it looked like dumbasses when it happened.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

That Half life 3 will be released in our lifetimes.

In all seriousness, the LHC making a black hole big enough to swallow up the world. There were actually posters posted around my school warning us of the inevitable end, then everyone screaming about it looked like dumbasses when it happened.

I never understood things like this... I mean, the scientists working on it basically said, no, that will never happen "it is impossible for microscopic black holes to be produced at the LHC." and yet these people with no scientific knowledge beyond "gravity exists" started yelling about black holes and that we were all going to die.

 

[Boris Goodenough]

I never understood things like this... I mean, the scientists working on it basically said, no, that will never happen "it is impossible for microscopic black holes to be produced at the LHC." and yet these people with no scientific knowledge beyond "gravity exists" started yelling about black holes and that we were all going to die.

Actually they hoped micro blackholes would come into existance, they just evaoprate faster than they suck mass in, Hawkins radiation.

 

[Sandjube]

I dunno. All of them? Illuminati, alien lizards, faked moon landing, chemicals in the water/sky, flat earth society, the (Freemasons?)

 

[Chairman Miaow]

I never understood things like this... I mean, the scientists working on it basically said, no, that will never happen "it is impossible for microscopic black holes to be produced at the LHC." and yet these people with no scientific knowledge beyond "gravity exists" started yelling about black holes and that we were all going to die.

Actually they hoped micro blackholes would come into existance, they just evaoprate faster than they suck mass in, Hawkins radiation.

According to the European Organisation for Nuclear Research, it was generally agreed to be impossible according to modern physics but there were speculative theories about what you said would happen.

 

[Boris Goodenough]

According to the European Organisation for Nuclear Research, it was generally agreed to be impossible according to modern physics but there were speculative theories about what you said would happen.

Well, I said hoped, as I remember it they require full power on the LHC to reach theoretical levels, but some American collider had seen some weird results that could have been black holes. But yeah...

 

[Chairman Miaow]

According to the European Organisation for Nuclear Research, it was generally agreed to be impossible according to modern physics but there were speculative theories about what you said would happen.

Well, I said hoped, as I remember it they require full power on the LHC to reach theoretical levels, but some American collider had seen some weird results that could have been black holes. But yeah...

Well, I've just been on their site reading about it and in one of their experiments they are trying to recreate the conditions of the big bang, so I suppose it's not too unbelievable that they were doing something world ending.