Favorite Conspiracy Theory

[Ldude893]

We all heard our share of conspiracy theories (Freemasons, New World Order, Lizard People, etc.) but which crazy ones you've heard are your favorites?

 

[Frequen-Z]

Paul McCartney died and a body and voice double have been living his life ever since. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_is_dead]

 

[Prince Regent]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_Earth_Society

Modern day flat earthers

EDIT: also YaY 100th post

 

[Onsheka]

Lincoln/Elvis/Hitler/Kennedy are actually frozen in suspended animation. And the French have been plotting a global take-over to rid themselves of their cowardly stereotype.

 

[Joe Matsuda]

That the USSR is just "taking a nap" and we will have full blown "Cold War gets Hot" in a few years...

funny thing is

ITS TRRRRRUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![sub]not really[/sub]

 

[thingymuwatsit]

well... I know the Mason's handshake, though I am not one.

 

[silver wolf009]

The one that there was a second shooter on the grassy knoll. That or that the pyramids were built by aliens because they are to perfect for us to even today replicate on super computers.

 

[Blue Musician]

The Moon landing one.

 

[SonicWaffle]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_Earth_Society

Modern day flat earthers

EDIT: also YaY 100th post

The Flat Earth Society are just trying to distract you from the real truth;

[link]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollow_Earth[/link]

According to David Icke, there is a seperate sun inside the Earth, with it's own weather system. It's where one species of "alien" comes from.

 

[Julianking93]

Anything having to do with the Beatles.

There's even a whole website dedicated to all the supposed Beatles conspiracies.

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

Truthism. [http://www.truthism.com/]

That's right. The world is ruled by lizard people and if you deny it, you're a close-minded fool like the rest of the human race.

 

[JacobyPAX]

The ends of shoelaces are called aglets, their true purpose is sinister.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

The one about there being non-pornographic material in the internet....

Seriously, I'm always amused by UFO sightings. An uncanny number of them happen after an extended drinking session followed by a walk home past the local air-force base.

 

[Marter]

The 9/11 theories. All of them make me chuckle a little.

 

[Soulgaunt]

The trees are planning to kill us all!
It'll be when we're asleep, then they'll strike!

 

[Luftwaffles]

JFK assassination (the Zapruder film in particular)
Aliens and secret military experiments (apparantly Churchill and Eisenhower covered up a UFO encounter with a Spitfire pilot during WW2)
The moonlanding hoax (because i LOVE shutting down the non believers)

 

[Furious Styles]

That John Lennon (among others) was assassinated by the secret league of Jewish Illuminati, and that Mark david chapman was a patsy