Favorite Futurama lines

[cgride555]

1st off, yes, I have to much free time. I live in America and lost my job. Anyway, with eager anticipation of the new season of Futurama, I got to thinking of some of my favorite lines from the show. I don't know yet what the deal is with the old voice actors (I truly hope everybody returns), so if anybody has an update on that, feel free to comment.

Anyway again, it seems like everybody has their own personal favorite line(s). Whats yours?




My top 3 are


Bender: <on TV, while warning flashes below "Kids, don't try this at home> Hey kids! Try this at home!


Bender: I'll save... me!


Leela: The only thing the old crew did better than us was suck and die!

 

[Sir Ollie]

Spoiler

ONCE AND FOR ALL!

 

[Fists]

well I could think of a good one, but I am already in my pajamas.

 

[Radeonx]

Spoiler

ONCE AND FOR ALL!

At my brother's school, they actually showed that as an informational video for global warming. The only thing I could think of was "...Greatest informational video ever."

 

[RemoteControlRox]

I heard the original cast is on board, but I'm not sure if this is a confirmed piece of information.

"What smells like blue?"
and
"Did everything just taste purple for a second?"

 

[razbuten363]

Zoidberg: Your music's bad and you should feel bad (I use that one a lot).

 

[electric_warrior]

Professor 1 "getting the brain out was easy, the hard part was getting the brain out! *mad cackle*"
Professor 2 "Oh, you!"

 

[Dudemeister]

Evil Lincoln's baaack!

Always knew my thousandth post would involve Evil Lincoln.

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

We're the Robot Mafia, the entire Robot Mafia.

 

[CIA]

"All Rush mixtape"

That one speaks to me.

 

[MrMisfit]

Prof. Farnsworth: You're going to feel a slight stinging sensation....all of you.

 

[Pimppeter2]

The use of words expressing something other than their
literal intention. Now that IS irony!

?Bender

 

[Splock]

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I'm feeling the Captain's Itch.
Kif Kroker: I'll get the powder, sir.

Edna: I heard you went off and became a rich doctor.
Dr. Zoidberg: I've performed a few mercy killings.

Goota love futurama

 

[Sonicron]

Bureaucrat No. 1.0: "Bureaucrat Konrad, you're technically correct - the best kind of correct."

 

[Irridium]

"We'll escape through the steam pipe"
*pulls open pipe*
"No good, its full of steam!"
-Fry and Bender

"Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived *flips to next page of porn magazine*"
-Scruffy

"You can't have characters announce how they feel! That makes me angry!"
-Robot Devil

 

[Fritzvalt]

... I could write a reply to this thread for hours....

If you need me, I'll be in the ANNNNNGRY dome.

 

[cgride555]

I almost forgot- gotta mention this one

Zapp: Women playing basketball, HAHA!! oh god... you're killing me OH GOD YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!!

 

[smartmoose]

Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate: Now look here, Prof. I think we got ourselves an excess of Chronitons in the subatomic interstices.

Farnsworth: Yes, I see. Something involving that many big words could easily destabilise time itself.

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