Favorite Futurama lines

[Da Joz]

"With my dying breath, I blame ZOIDBERG!!"

 

[Irridium]

1 more thing:

I WILL DESTROY YOU!
-Morbo

 

[Fozzo]

Pretty much every line in every episode is pure gold. I love them all. My choice would have to be... Professor Farnsworth: The Proffesy will help. *puts hand in fire* Ow! Fire indeed hot!

 

[Fozzo]

Or perhaps Zapp Brannigan's line "The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised"

 

[UpcountryGecko]

You've gotta love bender.

Spoiler

 

[Phase_9]

Bender: "Instead of blaming the TV, Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"

Hermes: "But we're so busy!"

Bender: "Well, make time!"

Also, Hermes bureaucrat song.

 

[sms_117b]

If we can just hit the bulls-eye the rest of dominoes will fall like a house of cards, checkmate!

You win again gravity!

http://www.tv.com/futurama/brannigan-begin-again/episode/1548/trivia.html?tag=episode_header;trivia - Go to the quotes section

Anything that comes out of Zapp Brannigans mouth basically

 

[AfterAscon]

If we can hit this bullseye, all the dominos will fall like a house of cards, checkmate!
Zapp Brannigan

Edit: Ninja'd!!!

 

[Doc Theta Sigma]

Professor Farnsworth:

"53 years old!? Awww now I'll need a fake ID to rent ultra porn"
"Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys help me! Satan! You owe me!"
"PROFESSOR! LAVA! HOOOT!"
"We could but we won't! It's a spaceship damnit not a prom limousine! Ohhhhh if anyone needs me I'll be the the annnngry dome!"

Zapp Brannigan:

"You will die for your planet. Some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet"

 

[sms_117b]

If we can hit this bullseye, all the dominos will fall like a house of cards, checkmate!
Zapp Brannigan

Edit: Ninja'd!!!

Only just, but with the Avatar, it just had to be mine haha

 

[sizzle949]

Zapp Brannigan: In the game of chess, you must never let your opponent see your pieces

Zapp Brannigan is still the best character on the show

 

[Fozzo]

Another Zapp classic...

"There's not a restaurant built i can't fly! Hmm, she's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro"

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Santa: "You dare bribe Santa! I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds!"

 

[scrambledeggs]

I forget the exact quote, but the entire segment with the planet of neutrality is ridiculously funny.

 

[Zakini]

"We tried our best"
"Your best is an idiot!" - Bender

 

[Vuljatar]

All from the same episode:

"We will attack our arch-enemies, the neutral planet!"

"Now to continue the epic struggle between good and neutral. Fly the white flag of war."

"Sir, it's a beige alert!" "If I don't survive, tell my wife hello."

 

[G1eet]

Zapp Brannigan: In the game of chess, you must never let your opponent see your pieces

Zapp Brannigan is still the best character on the show

"Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love- hard and fast."

or:

Amy- "Goodbye, my teenie greenie weenie."

Zapp- "Hey, that's just a fungus! Oh, you meant Kif."