Favorite Futurama lines
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Heather the Health Care Lady: "Sir, it's not necessary or wise to be naked"
Prof. Farnsworth: *huff* "you sound just like my tennis instructor"
Probably my favourite joke that I've ever heard on TV.
Y'know since I'm here... I may as well do another:
Bender: "I came here with a simple dream. A dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real 7 billion-ton-robot-monster here? Not I... Not I..."
Prof. Farnsworth: *huff* "you sound just like my tennis instructor"
Probably my favourite joke that I've ever heard on TV.
Y'know since I'm here... I may as well do another:
Bender: "I came here with a simple dream. A dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real 7 billion-ton-robot-monster here? Not I... Not I..."
"If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards... Checkmate!"tippy2k2 said:
Eeee! :3
I wuv Futurama. I totally agree with you there, anything Brannigan says is almost always guaranteed to be hilarious.
Zapp: Kif, have the boy lay out my formal shirts
Kif: the boy sir?
Zapp: YOU kif, YOU lay out my formal shirts
Kif: the boy sir?
Zapp: YOU kif, YOU lay out my formal shirts
Leela: We have to find somewhere where he won't stick his finger!
Bender: It's hopeless, Abandon ship!!
I think Futurama is much better than the Simpsons and even Family Guy.
Bender: It's hopeless, Abandon ship!!
I think Futurama is much better than the Simpsons and even Family Guy.
"Life goes on, but I believe we'll carry the pain on the inside" *turns the page of Zero-G Juggs*KyoFox said:
"Second"
This thread has convinced me to use my hitherto untouched account. Such is the power of Futurama.
Professor: By Tuesday, it'll be Thursday. By Wednesday, it'll be August. By Thursday, it'll be the END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Leela: OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
Professor: You're going to do his laundry?
Fry: I'm Santa Claus!
Hermes: No, I'm Santa Claus!
Amy: We're also Santa Claus!
Zoidberg: And I'm his friend Jesus.
Mayor: You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus?
Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing good, until everyone died.
Professor: By Tuesday, it'll be Thursday. By Wednesday, it'll be August. By Thursday, it'll be the END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Leela: OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
Professor: You're going to do his laundry?
Fry: I'm Santa Claus!
Hermes: No, I'm Santa Claus!
Amy: We're also Santa Claus!
Zoidberg: And I'm his friend Jesus.
Mayor: You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus?
Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing good, until everyone died.
