Favorite Futurama lines

[Summerstorm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khc4UaLdMKk
And so many other things are just great...

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Bender- "BIte my shiny Metal Ass"

Parallel Universe Bender- "Bite my Glorious Golden Ass"

Zoidberg- "now the rubber band's on the other claw" and doing the "dont go there girlfriend" motion

Edit: Farnsworth "and you Professor Wernstrom.....WERNSTROM"

 

[CrysisMcGee]

leela: "Come on, we're going on a mission to further peace!"

Fry and Bender "Nope. Watchin Cartoons"

One of the Brain episodes

Leela "OW! Fire Hot!"

Professor "The Professy will help! OOOhhh! Fire Indeed Hot!"

Parellel universes episode.

Parelel Leela "Fry asked me out, , and a year later, he gave me this Diamond Scrunchie, and we were married!"

Real Fry " A year later, I was beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy NAMED Scrunchie."

 

[Emperor Inferno]

"Bite my glorious golden ass!"

Hmm. All of mine so far have been from the Farnsworth Parabox episode.

 

[legionprime]

"Fry crack corn and I don't care,
Leela crack corn and I don't care,
I crack corn and corn is deeeeeead...
Take that stupid corn!"

 

[Woodsey]

"Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love - hard and fast!"

 

[Proteus214]

"If you need me I'll be in the Angry Dome!"

 

[LeonLethality]

roberto "you scared red?"
fry "n-n-n-n-"
roberto "noticably? I'll say now stand still and let me practice my stabbing HA HA HAH!"

 

[Zeraki]

Truman: Are you trying to make some kind of alien-human hybrid?

Zoidberg: Are you coming on to me?

Truman: Hot crackers, I take exception to that!

Zoidberg: I'm not hearing a no.

or

Fry: Is there anything we can do to help him?

Monk: We can pray

Fry: is there anything useful we can do?

Monk: No.

Also, this.

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[Kiutu]

Bender as just a head to a dog
"Ill give you $5 not to do what you're thinking"
...
"You just lost 5 dollars"

 

[theownerer]

I think it was in one of the movies where Zap joined planet express and then they overthrow Leela to make him captain.

So Bender locks her up and before he leaves he says something like:" Im sure we'll look back at this and laugh one day." Then takes 2 steps turns around and laughs looooooool.

 

[theownerer]

Spoiler

ONCE AND FOR ALL!

At my brother's school, they actually showed that as an informational video for global warming. The only thing I could think of was "...Greatest informational video ever."

Same, Al gore uses it in his video thats where i saw it.

 

[Slaanax]

Every Pound of Dark Matter is equal to a thousand pounds of regular matter

 

[Discord]

The one where the professor goes to that day spa for anti-ageing treatment in the hot tar and that neptuian woman, Heather I think was her name...

Heather: Sir, it is not wise or necessary to remove your clothes for this treatment.

Professor: Ugh! You sound like my tennis instructor!

And the other...

"I've made it with a woman, inform the men!"
-Zapp B.

 

[RanD00M]

Farnsworth #2:The easy part was getting the brain out.But getting the brain out was the hard part.
Farnsworth #1:Ohh you.

 

[Shaegor]

I use one of Bender's signature phrases far too much...
"Well, we're boned"

 

[Cheesus333]

Bureaucrat No. 1.0: "Bureaucrat Konrad, you're technically correct - the best kind of correct."

"They said I prob'ly shouldn't be a surgeon,"
"They poo-poo'd my electric frankfurter!"
"They said I probably shouldn't fly, with just one eye,"
"I am Bender please insert girder."

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Spoiler

ONCE AND FOR ALL!

At my brother's school, they actually showed that as an informational video for global warming. The only thing I could think of was "...Greatest informational video ever."

They did the same thing in my school.

OT: I'm Scruffy, the janitor
Bender: Why arent you fixing the boiler?
Scruffy: Im on break.


Scruffies gonna die the way he lived.