Favorite Futurama lines

[manicfoot]

Absolute gold:
Zapp Brannigan: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.
Fry: You mean while I'm sleeping in it?
Zapp Brannigan: You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing.

 

[Reep]

Zapp Brannigan

What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power?
Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

Yup. Uh huh. That's whatever it is you were talking about for you.

We'll simply set a new course, for that empty region over there near that blackish, holish thing. (Cue disaster music)

Zapp is the best character on the show.

 

[Meaty Turtle]

Farnsworth "...and this is the drawer where I keep assorted lengths of wire."

Fry "Wow! is that a real spaceship?"

Farnsworth "Yes, I built it myself. Let me show you some of the assorted lengths of wire I used."

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Oh. Your. God! and WITH MY LAST BREATH, I CURSE ZOIDBURG!!!

 

[Custard_Angel]

You still have Zoidberg... YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG.

 

[anremeblack]

I have ridden the might moonworm!

 

[XenoPenumbra]

Prof.: Collecting Honey, Ordinary Honey
Leela: That dosen't sound so bad
Prof.: THIS ISN'T YOUR ORDINARY HONEY!!

i love that line sooo much

 

[kperry148]

when hermes is about to jump off the building after being demoted i just love it everytime i see it because everyone shouts dont do it, apart from bender who shouts 'do a flip'

makes me laugh even thinkin about it

 

[T-Bone24]

All glory to the hypnotoad.

*clap... clap*

Farnsworth: "Get out of the conference room, I'm calling a conference. Everybody get in here!"

Fry: "You mean we can't catch him? Even if we rub the engines with cheetah blood?"

Planet Express Ship: "*giggle* Stop, stop, you're messing up my trajectory!"
Bender: "You know you love it!"

Farnsworth: "With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

 

[Droa]

"So thats why they call me Catman"

"I BLAME ZOIDBERG"

"Il show that cat how to blow"

 

[Dragon_of_red]

"Attention everyone, stop being so stupid!" - Fry

"Finnaly, i get to save the world with deadly lazers instead of deadly slide shows" - Al Gore

 

[kantalupa]

leela: who are you?
scruffy: scruffy. the janitor
leela: ive never seen you before
scruffy: ive never seen you before neither

 

[metalmusket2112]

after frys old girlfriend michelle guilts him into being frozen again, they awaken and find a desolate scene after which fry says to michelle
"michelle, i dont regret this. but i both rue and lament it"
just one of the many pearls of wisdom bestowed on us by frye lol

 

[Emperor Inferno]

"Good news, everyone! I'm still technically alive. Yes."

 

[SnakeF]

Farnsworth: "Who are those wierd looking little men"
Slug-guy: Why they're the Grunka Lunkas. They work here in the factory"
Farnsworth: "Tell them I hate them"

Also the Grunka Lunka song.

 

[sam_savage1393]

"Put the metal to the pedal to the medal"
"bite my shiny medal ass"

 

[Emperor Inferno]

"Oh, Lordy Loo! Help! Zeus! God! One of you guys, DO SOMETHING! Satan! You owe me!"

Most of mine are from the Professor.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Good News, Everyone: I bring Terrible News!

"Whats the Mission?"
"Collecting Ordinary Honey"
"That dosen't sound so bad..."
"THIS IS NO ORDINARY HONEY!"

"You can't own property, man"
"I can, buts that's because I'm not a Peniless Hippy"

 

[Vuljatar]

Leela: Fry, we're worried about Planet Express.

Fry: Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about Blank.