Favorite Futurama Quote
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"So what will it be...my place, or you?" - Bender
"I have ridden the mighty moon worm." - Al Gore
"Let's conservate." - Free Waterfall Jr.
"You'd sacrifice this beautiful woman for a moderately attractive ape? You've been smoking some bad granola." - Zapp
"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a bit?" - Kif
Soldier: "Why is this godforsaken planet worth dying for?"
Zapp: "Don?t ask me, you?re the one who is going to be dying."
"I have ridden the mighty moon worm." - Al Gore
"Let's conservate." - Free Waterfall Jr.
"You'd sacrifice this beautiful woman for a moderately attractive ape? You've been smoking some bad granola." - Zapp
"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a bit?" - Kif
Soldier: "Why is this godforsaken planet worth dying for?"
Zapp: "Don?t ask me, you?re the one who is going to be dying."
Going for a translation, I've seen it in Italian:
Bender: "Ah, beer!"
Postcard: "Stop, comrade Bender! In the paradise of robot workers, we won't need the alcohol of human masters!"
Bender: "No alcohol??? Dasvidania, comrade Postcard!" *tears it in half*
Edit: also "I will create a breed of genetically enhanced albino gorillas to call my love for her [Mom]!".
Bender: "Ah, beer!"
Postcard: "Stop, comrade Bender! In the paradise of robot workers, we won't need the alcohol of human masters!"
Bender: "No alcohol??? Dasvidania, comrade Postcard!" *tears it in half*
Edit: also "I will create a breed of genetically enhanced albino gorillas to call my love for her [Mom]!".
(Bender tosses a suitcase to a speedboat passing by as they do the same while the gang fishes)
Bender "Hey guess what your all accessories to!"
Bender "Hey guess what your all accessories to!"
Man, that's the saltiest thing I've ever eaten!...
...And I once ate a whole bowl of salt!
-Fry
"I can't swallow that."
"Good news! It's a suppository!"
-Fry and the Professor
Edit: Also, anything said between Bender and Flexo.
...And I once ate a whole bowl of salt!
-Fry
"I can't swallow that."
"Good news! It's a suppository!"
-Fry and the Professor
Edit: Also, anything said between Bender and Flexo.
Another Zap Brannigan quote
"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"
"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"
Calculon: "That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!"
Fry: "It's like sex, except I'm having it!"
Or between Hermes and LaBarbara in "Green Yonder" when she attempts a Hermes-ism.
LaBarbara: "Sweet she-cattle of Seattle!"
Hermes: "Not your strong suit woman! "
Fry: "It's like sex, except I'm having it!"
Or between Hermes and LaBarbara in "Green Yonder" when she attempts a Hermes-ism.
LaBarbara: "Sweet she-cattle of Seattle!"
Hermes: "Not your strong suit woman! "
