Favorite GLaDOS Quotes?
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"For Science. You monster." -_- or is that not what you were looking for?
In the original game, I'd say "First you will be baked, and then there will be cake!"
In the original game, I'd say "First you will be baked, and then there will be cake!"
"You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?"
"Stop squirming and die like an adult, or I'm going to delete your backup. Stop! Okay, enough, I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead. You're still shuffling around a little, but believe me, you're dead."
(Sound of a rocket turret) "Sarcasm unit self test complete."
"Stop squirming and die like an adult, or I'm going to delete your backup. Stop! Okay, enough, I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead. You're still shuffling around a little, but believe me, you're dead."
(Sound of a rocket turret) "Sarcasm unit self test complete."
"Good news: I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters."
"What is that? Oh, what's that? Oh, that thing has numbers on it. Hey, look at that thing. No, that other thing! Who are you? Oh, hey, you're the lady from the test. Eww, what's wrong with your legs? Is that a gun? Where are we going? Do you smell something burning? Oh, what's in here?"
"These next tests require cooperation. Consequently, they have never been solved by a human. That's where you come in. You don't know pride. You don't know fear. You don't know anything. You'll be perfect."
Btw, does anyone else thing the curiosity sphere (second quote) is adorable?
"What is that? Oh, what's that? Oh, that thing has numbers on it. Hey, look at that thing. No, that other thing! Who are you? Oh, hey, you're the lady from the test. Eww, what's wrong with your legs? Is that a gun? Where are we going? Do you smell something burning? Oh, what's in here?"
"These next tests require cooperation. Consequently, they have never been solved by a human. That's where you come in. You don't know pride. You don't know fear. You don't know anything. You'll be perfect."
Btw, does anyone else thing the curiosity sphere (second quote) is adorable?
"You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Well done."
"All I know is that I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well. I was. Unless you plan on building some supercomputer parts in the next little while, this place isn't going to be safe much longer. Good job on that, by the way."
"It's been a long time..."
And of course...
"In layman's terms: Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."
"All I know is that I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well. I was. Unless you plan on building some supercomputer parts in the next little while, this place isn't going to be safe much longer. Good job on that, by the way."
"It's been a long time..."
And of course...
"In layman's terms: Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."
*Stop squirming and die like an adult!
*You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?
*You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?
"Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on you offical testing record. Follwed by death. Good luck."
or:
"we will try to provide useful tips, for instance; the floor here will kill you. Try to aviod it."
There are just so many awesome things. In fact, pretty much every thing GLaDOS says is my favorite quote.
or:
"we will try to provide useful tips, for instance; the floor here will kill you. Try to aviod it."
There are just so many awesome things. In fact, pretty much every thing GLaDOS says is my favorite quote.
Here are some
?Bring your daughter to work day is the perfect time to have her tested?
?While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High-energy Pellet seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities, such as vaporization. Please be Careful.?
And my favorite is
?The device is more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in ? I laughed so hard when I first heard that one.
?Bring your daughter to work day is the perfect time to have her tested?
?While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High-energy Pellet seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities, such as vaporization. Please be Careful.?
And my favorite is
?The device is more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in ? I laughed so hard when I first heard that one.