Favorite last words (real or fictional) - beware potential spoilers

[Kavonde]

Spoiler

"That's not funny... that's not... " -- The Joker, Return of the Joker

 

[mailh20]

while theses aren't technically last words i feel like they count dark night returns:

i want you to remember my hand at your throat i want you to remember the one man that beat you *heart stops*

 

[rob_simple]

I'm surprised Karl Marx hasn't been mentioned yet.

"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."

Also, pretty much everything Zabuza says before dying in the best episode of anything ever is very quotable:

"Even the unremarkable Demon of the Hidden Mist can die and become a real demon in hell."

 

[Worgen]

If I don't make it tell my wife I said hello.

 

[RoBi3.0]

Sitting Bull is a *****- General Custard.

 

[Alaster Angelo]

In Marvel Zombies, Magneto had taken a last stand, but was finally cornered and was about to be eaten. His final words to the zombies were, "I hope you choke on me."



Badass.

 

[Zetsubou-Sama]

"How's this for a headline? French Fries!" James French, a criminal in Oklahoma that was sentenced to the electric chair

 

[Sheo_Dagana]

Leon: The Professional
Gary Oldman's character guns down the protagonist, who hands him something and says that it is from Matilda, the girl he was protecting, and who's family Stanisfield (Oldman) had killed. Stanisfield looks down to see the pin of a grenade. He then rips open Leon's vest to see a dozen grenades. He has time to say just one thing; "Shit." *BOOM*

 

[IllumInaTIma]

"Perfect... They are all... perfect..."-Katsumoto

 

[A_Play_On_Words]

Oh, no. Not again. - A vase of petunias.

 

[idarkphoenixi]

Good old Mr. Jack Daniels - "One last drink please"

Seems like a fitting link:



Also :
I'm doing that one when I finally pop off.

 

[ecoho]

"In the words of my people UP YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
crop duster from independance day

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

My wrath... is finally... gone. Durga, I'll be home, soon. - Asura

 

[Isaiah Matthews]

Dinobot in Beast Wars:

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence."

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

Not last words, but every "yippee ki yay" in the Die Hard series.

 

[NoOne852]

Spoiler: Near ending of Halo 3

Sgt. Johnson's line: "...send me out...with a bang..." refering to the activation of the Halo ring that hasn't been fully developed yet, thus destroying it, the Arc, and anything in its reach.

 

[Wereduck]

From Dog Soldiers - unsurprisingly by a soldier about to be eaten by a werewolf:
"I hope I give you the shits you wimp!"

 

[OutcastBOS]

"CHOKE ON 'EM!"
I forget which Of the Dead that was, but it's one of the more memorable dying lines.

 

[sextus the crazy]

Can I go with something that isn't actually the last words of the person dying?

Spoiler: Code Geass R2

As I mentioned in the 'deaths that hit you the hardest' thread, Shirley really got me. However, what added to it was Lelouch's 'I ORDER YOU TO LIVE', which really smacked it right home when she couldn't.

That doesn't count.

However...

Spoiler

"Yes, I have...Destroyed the world. And created...Anew." - Lelouch

...works well.

 

[Dangit2019]

I can only think of one:

Spoiler: Red VS Blue: Reconstruction

"When it goes off, I'll be fine. It only affects computers, remember? And I... am a motherfucking ghost."

I nearly broke into tears near the ending of that show, and I forget exactly why (maybe because I was/am a pansy). It was a really powerful ending. I keep trying to get into the newer series', but they don't really catch me and make me want to keep going like the ones up to Reconstruction did.