Favorite Monty Python Sketch

[Tretara]

My favorite's are

Upper Class twit of the year
The Holy Grail "Bridge of Death"
and the... Oh sot it. you know what I never wanted to be a forum poster I wanted to be a Lumberjack!

Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty river of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood, the larch, the fir, the smell of fresh cut timber, the crash of mighty trees. With my best girly by my side we'd sing we'd sing sing...

 

[The Virgo]

Another of my favorite sketches: The Dirty Fork.

I'm sorry, but I find it hilarious!

 

[starkiller212]

 

[EGtodd09]

How not to be seen. It's actually the only Monty Python sketch I have seen ironically.

 

[Jedisolo75]

The Dead Parrot Sketch. I love that.

Also the Spanish Inquisition.

I love all of them actually.

And now for something completely different.

 

[Sammisaurus]

My favorite would be either the argument about sparrows and coconuts or the french guard that taunts King Arthur, both from the Holy Grail movie.
Oh! Or the funniest joke ever made. Love that one xD

 

[[Gavo]]

Hm....

 

[Tiger Sora]

All of it. It's all gold.
The greatest sketch ever sketch. Well maybe it's a class above the rest of the show. The movies are not included in this. I could never decide on just one scene from the movies.

 

[lacktheknack]

There was an amazing (and long) bit they did where aliens were turning tennis players into Scotsmen because the aliens wanted to win Wimbledon (because all Scotsmen are awful tennis players). It ended with two angry audience members running over and eating the alien.

The runner up is "Hell's Grannies" with the line "MAKE TEA NOT LOVE".

MONTY PYTHON!

 

[The Virgo]

Yea

There was an amazing (and long) bit they did where aliens were turning tennis players into Scotsmen because the aliens wanted to win Wimbledon (because all Scotsmen are awful tennis players). It ended with two angry audience members running over and eating the alien.

That was a weird one, alright!

Not quite as weird as Penguin on the Telly or The Mosquito Hunters, though!

 

[Baby Eater]

"THIS PARROT IS NO MORE! IT HAS CEASED TO BE!"

Everything about it is amazing.

Or maybe the "Greatest joke in the world" sketch where whoever read the joke instantly died of laughter.

 

[epialesofaergia]

The first thing I saw of Monty Python's Flying Circus that had me dying was the Bournemouth Gynecologists vs. Watford Long John Silver Impersonators football match.

 

[Furbyz]

How has the Ministry of Silly Walks not been mentioned yet? Seriously people.

Also have any of you tried to silly walk in public? It's harder than you'd think. Even the most minor of silly walks become quite difficult to maintain over long stretches.

 

[lowkey_jotunn]

Just one? That's not fair!

Dead Parrot.
Fish Slap.
Silly Walks
The whole Holy Grail, with special mention to Swallows and ..... Tim.
The Lumberjack song (forgot that one at first)

But favorite overall. Probably Romanes Eunt Domus. Especially in this age of internet grammer police.

Spoiler: The script for that bit

CENTURION: What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'?
BRIAN: It-- it says, 'Romans, go home'.
C: No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on!
B: Aah!
C: Come on!
B: 'R-- Romanus'?
C: Goes like...?
B: 'Annus'?
C: Vocative plural of 'annus' is...?
B: Eh. 'Anni'?
C: 'Romani'. 'Eunt'? What is 'eunt'?
B: 'Go'. Let--
C: Conjugate the verb 'to go'.
B: Uh. 'Ire'. Uh, 'eo'. 'Is'. 'It'. 'Imus'. 'Itis'. 'Eunt'.
C: So 'eunt' is...?
B: Ah, huh, third person plural, uh, present indicative. Uh, 'they go'.
C: But 'Romans, go home' is an order, so you must use the...?
B: The... imperative!
C: Which is...?
B: Umm! Oh. Oh. Um, 'i'. 'I'!
C: How many Romans?
B: Ah! 'I'-- Plural. Plural. 'Ite'. 'Ite'.
C: 'Ite'.
B: Ah. Eh.
C: 'Domus'?
B: Eh.
C: Nominative?
B: Oh.
C: 'Go home'? This is motion towards. Isn't it, boy?
B: Ah. Ah, dative, sir! Ahh! No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! Ah! Oh, the... accusative! Accusative! Ah! 'Domum', sir! 'Ad domum'! Ah! Oooh! Ah!
C: Except that 'domus' takes the...?
B: The locative, sir!
C: Which is...?!
B: 'Domum'.
C: 'Domum'.
B: Aaah! Ah.
C: 'Um'. Understand?
B: Yes, sir.
C: Now, write it out a hundred times.
B: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
C: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

 

[The Virgo]

How has the Ministry of Silly Walks not been mentioned yet? Seriously people.

AH! I can't believe I forgot that one! :O

 

[TRR]

The cheese shop. I bust a gut every time.

 

[FalloutJack]

I'm afraid this is one of those things which is impossible for me. The only answer here is YES. Or even still: 601. (Go on, get that reference.)

 

[PinkiePyro]

Monty python + explosions = win

I also like

 

[Naeo]

Without a doubt, Four Yorkshiremen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FatHLHG2uGY

 

[mikeybuthge]

that one sketch.. with those guys from Monty Python.. that sketch is my favorite