Favorite Movie 1 Liners
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"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
Oh Fight Club, how I love thee.
Oh Fight Club, how I love thee.
Not so much a one-liner, but still one of my favorite lines/exchanges.
From Tombstone
Billy Clayton "Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double." [Draws knife]
Doc Holiday [Draws second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.
From Tombstone
Billy Clayton "Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double." [Draws knife]
Doc Holiday [Draws second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.
Arnold has a top ten list, which pretty much has most of mine, but I just watched "The Untouchables" tonight.
Elliot Ness finds out that Al Capone's gunman was responsible for the murder of his friend. After the guy taunts him: "He squealed like a smelly Irish pig!" Ness tosses the guy off the court house and screams out:
"Did he sound anything like that!"
True Lies:
"Cool Off" To guy whose head is in toilet after the first chase scene in Washington.
"You're Fired!"
Eraser:
They caught a train!
Commando (1985):
"Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired."
"Let off some STEAM Bennet..."-After impaling enemy (Bennet!) with a pipe and sticking him to a boiler
"Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied!"
"Stick around" - after he stabs a rebel and pins him to a tree in Predator.
"He had to split" - after attacking Buzzsaw, a chainsaw-wielding villain, with his own weapon in The Running Man.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/aMzjQhsic74
Elliot Ness finds out that Al Capone's gunman was responsible for the murder of his friend. After the guy taunts him: "He squealed like a smelly Irish pig!" Ness tosses the guy off the court house and screams out:
"Did he sound anything like that!"
True Lies:
"Cool Off" To guy whose head is in toilet after the first chase scene in Washington.
"You're Fired!"
Eraser:
They caught a train!
Commando (1985):
"Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired."
"Let off some STEAM Bennet..."-After impaling enemy (Bennet!) with a pipe and sticking him to a boiler
"Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied!"
"Stick around" - after he stabs a rebel and pins him to a tree in Predator.
"He had to split" - after attacking Buzzsaw, a chainsaw-wielding villain, with his own weapon in The Running Man.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/aMzjQhsic74
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!" - Dr. Strangelove
Context: An exasperated Peter Sellers, as a spineless American President, yells this as a gung-ho, insane American Air Force general goes after the Soviet Ambassador for snapping photos. Oh, and the world is about to end because of mad American leaders bombing the USSR and mad Soviet leaders building a Doomsday device and not telling anyone they have it.
Context: An exasperated Peter Sellers, as a spineless American President, yells this as a gung-ho, insane American Air Force general goes after the Soviet Ambassador for snapping photos. Oh, and the world is about to end because of mad American leaders bombing the USSR and mad Soviet leaders building a Doomsday device and not telling anyone they have it.
This little exchange in Tremors 3 has what is probably my favourite Burt Gummer quote in the entire Tremors series (to set the scene, the protagonists are attempting to put together a makeshift spear gun to combat the monsters, but they need a lighter to light the fuse):
Jodi: Uh, but do we have a lighter?
Jack: Burt does.
Burt: How do you know?
Jack: Well, 'cause you're... Burt.
Burt: *Pulls lighter out of pocket* Damn right I am.
But then, Burt is such a perfect balance between utter ridiculousness and legitimate badassery that pretty much everything that comes out of his mouth is pure gold. That's just one of the few examples that I would say counts as a "one liner."
Jodi: Uh, but do we have a lighter?
Jack: Burt does.
Burt: How do you know?
Jack: Well, 'cause you're... Burt.
Burt: *Pulls lighter out of pocket* Damn right I am.
But then, Burt is such a perfect balance between utter ridiculousness and legitimate badassery that pretty much everything that comes out of his mouth is pure gold. That's just one of the few examples that I would say counts as a "one liner."
Hard to pick just one:
"Bond, James Bond."
"Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast."
"They've done studies you konw: 60% of the time it works every time."
Also, I know it says movies but their are some amazing TV show one liners that deserve to be mentioned as well:
"I am the one who knocks!"
"Yeah *****! Magnets!"
You could make an entire thread out of Community one-liners.
Captcha: COURTYARD DEALS. That is the fourth time I've gotten this captcha in two days....
"Bond, James Bond."
"Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast."
"They've done studies you konw: 60% of the time it works every time."
Also, I know it says movies but their are some amazing TV show one liners that deserve to be mentioned as well:
"I am the one who knocks!"
"Yeah *****! Magnets!"
You could make an entire thread out of Community one-liners.
"I don't Chang a lot of chicks."
"Genital mutilation? Now you're talking my Changuage."
"Trust me, I know these vents like the back of my Chang."
"Guilty as changed."
"Six seasons and a movie!"
"That's not what I meant! Stop putting gay things in my mouth!"
"The bread is stale."
"Would that this hoodie were a time hoodie."
"So, it ends as it began."
"The question is not where, but when."
"They're making us walk around with pretzels in our butts. I put mustard on mine like an idiot."
"I hate Glee."
"You just wrinkled my brain."
"Go Abed go! Before people sex one another!"
"I have the weirdest boner."
"Denny's is for winners."
"I spell kettle corn with a QU."
"Troy and Abed in the morning!"
"Evil Troy and Evil Abed!"
"Troy and Abed sewn together!"
"Troy and Abed in the morning! Nights."
"Gaaaaay."
"Faaaat."
"Pop pop!"
"My name is Alex!"
"Leonard likes this post."
"Like a lobster claw letting go of a small balloon for lobsters."
"Arizona backwards is still Arizona."
"I had to think fast."
"She'll be coming around the mountDEAN when she comes."
"What's Dean got to do with it?"
"Homie don't Dean this!"
"Trick or Dean."
"Frankly dear, I don't give a Dean."
"Sweet Deans."
"Oh that's niiiiice."
"I'm on the playground... Stop taunting me! I just want to go on the swings!"
"You are the opposite of Batman!"
"You're the worst."
"You're the best."
"Humanity's premiering you jag!"
"You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth."
"I can explain.... let me explain."
"My whole brain is crying!"
"Maybe I'll blow off talking language."
"This is the darkest timeline."
Ok. That's all I can think of off the top of my head but I know there are probably a few hundred more.
"Genital mutilation? Now you're talking my Changuage."
"Trust me, I know these vents like the back of my Chang."
"Guilty as changed."
"Six seasons and a movie!"
"That's not what I meant! Stop putting gay things in my mouth!"
"The bread is stale."
"Would that this hoodie were a time hoodie."
"So, it ends as it began."
"The question is not where, but when."
"They're making us walk around with pretzels in our butts. I put mustard on mine like an idiot."
"I hate Glee."
"You just wrinkled my brain."
"Go Abed go! Before people sex one another!"
"I have the weirdest boner."
"Denny's is for winners."
"I spell kettle corn with a QU."
"Troy and Abed in the morning!"
"Evil Troy and Evil Abed!"
"Troy and Abed sewn together!"
"Troy and Abed in the morning! Nights."
"Gaaaaay."
"Faaaat."
"Pop pop!"
"My name is Alex!"
"Leonard likes this post."
"Like a lobster claw letting go of a small balloon for lobsters."
"Arizona backwards is still Arizona."
"I had to think fast."
"She'll be coming around the mountDEAN when she comes."
"What's Dean got to do with it?"
"Homie don't Dean this!"
"Trick or Dean."
"Frankly dear, I don't give a Dean."
"Sweet Deans."
"Oh that's niiiiice."
"I'm on the playground... Stop taunting me! I just want to go on the swings!"
"You are the opposite of Batman!"
"You're the worst."
"You're the best."
"Humanity's premiering you jag!"
"You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth."
"I can explain.... let me explain."
"My whole brain is crying!"
"Maybe I'll blow off talking language."
"This is the darkest timeline."
Ok. That's all I can think of off the top of my head but I know there are probably a few hundred more.
"LEELOODALLASMULTIPASS!!"
or that line at the end of inglorious basterds "I think this may be my greatest work yet.." not so much the quote itself but the shot and the ending music...its just works so well..
[small/]I wish Mass Effect had ended like that..with shepard and the illusive man..*sigh* I think about ME too much thease days[/small]
or that line at the end of inglorious basterds "I think this may be my greatest work yet.." not so much the quote itself but the shot and the ending music...its just works so well..
[small/]I wish Mass Effect had ended like that..with shepard and the illusive man..*sigh* I think about ME too much thease days[/small]
"You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass find a stranger in the alps?!"
Well for starters we have this little number:
...What? First Drafts of Famous Movie Lines doesn't count? Hmm...alrighty then, let's go with a real classic.
Little more than one line, but it fills a similar role and is more than a little iconic. Though if we really want to hold hard and fast to the one line bit...does the following line ring any bells? "I do wish we could chat longer but...I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye"
...What? First Drafts of Famous Movie Lines doesn't count? Hmm...alrighty then, let's go with a real classic.
Little more than one line, but it fills a similar role and is more than a little iconic. Though if we really want to hold hard and fast to the one line bit...does the following line ring any bells? "I do wish we could chat longer but...I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye"
Nah, the best one is the one right before the fight.Dangit2019 said:
Operative: I am not threatening you, I am unnarmed.
Mal: Good
*Shoots Operative*
Mal: [To Inara] Let's go
*Turns to leave but is grabbed by the Operative*
Operative: I am of course wearing full body armour, I am not a moron!
The latest Dredd film has some of the most intentionally unfunny one-liners I've ever heard. At one point, Dredd is about to get shot by the bad guy, so he says, "wait." And the bad guy is like, "wait? For what?" Then Dredd's sidekick comes in and shoots him. To which Dredd quips:
"...for her to shoot you."
"...for her to shoot you."