Favorite movie quotes

[Spaghetti]

"Do you want me to holepunch your face!?!" Jamie MacDonald aka the 'Crossest man in Scotland' from In the Loop

"Don't call me fucking English again" Malcolm Tucker - In the Loop

"If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot right now" Zaphod Beeblebrox - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

 

[Gerazzi]

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." from The Princess Bride.

either this, or
"You keep on saying that word... I do not think it means what you think it means." -Indigo, Princess Bride.

 

[freak__76]

one chocky-chip cookie for the shade

 

[traceur_]

Why so serious?

 

[AWC Viper]

"it's the one that says bad ass ************"

-jules pulp fiction

 

[bradley348]

Yippie-ki-yay ************

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

"I'm a leaf on the wind... Watch how I soar." -Hoban Washburne, Serinity

"Tell me... How he died."
"I will tell you how he lived." - The Emperor of Japan/Nathan Algren, The Last Samurai (AKA one of the last movies Tom Cruise was any good in)

"There's a whole in the world like a great black pit
And it's filled with people who are filled with shit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it...

... But not for long..." - Benjamin Barker, Sweeney Todd

"*huff*huff* ... My turn." - V

 

[Custard_Angel]

"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you... You're all locked in here with me"
-Rorschach, Watchmen

 

[blaze338]

Television is the explanation to this! You see this in bad television!
(The gay cop in Boondocks Saints.)

Best quote Willem Dafoe's character had had was when he was in the bed in the morning with the other man and the other man was hugging up on him and he slapped him and said "what are you doing?" that gay guy says "I just wanted to cuddle" Willem Dafoe's character looks at him, "cuddle? WHAT A FAG!"

 

[Soxafloppin]

'THIS IS SPARTA!!'

'One day the world.yada yada yada look down and whisper no'

 

[dark-amon]

Television is the explanation to this! You see this in bad television!
(The gay cop in Boondocks Saints.)

Best quote Willem Dafoe's character had had was when he was in the bed in the morning with the other man and the other man was hugging up on him and he slapped him and said "what are you doing?" that gay guy says "I just wanted to cuddle" Willem Dafoe's character looks at him, "cuddle? WHAT A FAG!"

Yeah, almost everything that drops out of his mouth the entire movie's a laught.

 

[Undercover]

Shut that ****'s mouth or I'll come over there and fuck-start her head!

-Parker, The Way of the Gun

-Going to hell for posting this...

 

[axia777]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." - Roy Batty: Blade Runner

 

[FoxVI]

(paraphrase)
"But how do you know that you're God?"
"Simple. Over time, I realized that whenever I prayed I was talking to myself."
-The Ruling Class (1972)

 

[flyhawk]

Bruce:OH god
God: yes?

Bruce almighty

and last but certainly not least

"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn"

Gone with the wind (I think?)