Favorite one liner

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

"No, John. You are the demons."-Cernel Joson

Cernel Joson is my hero.
Whenever he makes the radio cracker, I get goosebumps.

 

[teisjm]

"For the Red Wall!" or "FOR THE PONY!"
No one gets it. And I don't bother explaining it. Well, some people get the pony one. LFG anyone?

Its just "For Pony" if you're refering to Richard's battle cry.

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and to keep it LFG i'll add "I swear that orphanage attacked me" may not be 100% correct but close at least

Pretty Sure Its "You All Saw it, That Orphanage attacked me"

I shall add "Come Get SOME!!!" i forgewt what it is off, but i find it funny

You're right, my bad.

 

[Churchman]

"huh huh huh. what a mess." Duke Nukem 3D.

 

[Haru_Elric]

"KAMIKAZE!!! *Worm explodes*"

 

[Fadedfeather]

Leave now; there's nothing more up here for you but a short-cut to hell.

'spartan 458'

 

[XJ-0461]

Die Hard
"yippee ki yay, ************."

 

[J.E.T.]

"This is my boomstick!"

HECK YEAH seconded!

 

[Armored Prayer]

Ive made toast...delicious! (anyone know the reference)

 

[rainman2203]

"That's my bread and butter you're fucking with." Both Nathan and Ofdenson from Metalocalypse.

 

[Lookwhatifound]

"Blow it out your ass."

 

[BloodyOne]

Ive made toast...delicious! (anyone know the reference)

I can't quite remember, but I think it has to do with a Flamethrower.
I cannot believe any put this in yet.
"You will be baked, and then there will be cake."

 

[NinjaKirby1322]

An old and obscure one from me. If someone knows the game this is from, I'd be very surprised.

"What you have just done can never be taken back."

For a more modern one:

"Oh, this is just wrong. I'm coughing up blood that ain't mine!"
- Damon Baird, Gears of War 2

 

[Redingold]

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[Redingold]

Kept you waiting, huh?

 

[Redingold]

Great thread

 

[FallenRainbows]

Because I am the president.

Eh?

I think he means

"Are You saying that in certain sutuations the president is alowed to break the law"
"No, Im saying Its not illegal when I Do it"

Frost Nixon.

If he didn't thats my quote anyway.

 

[Jay Cee]

"It's time to Split!"
Yes...
I know, it's awful.

 

[Sir Broccoli]

"Aww... They're going to have to glue ye back together, IN HELL!!!" By the demoman