Favorite one liners

[open trap]

What is your favorite one liner? Here's mine. Wanna hear a joke, Government!
This can be substitiuted with many things such as womens rights (if you want to get your ass beat by a buch of feminists). So lets get going with the cheezy jokes.

 

[legion431]

It's just been revoked.

 

[Hazy]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.189281-Your-best-cheesy-in-game-one-liners
What are the odds of this? Same time, roughly the same topic. Different people.
Mind = Blown.

Anyway, Dan Smith's
"Yeah, and you've changed a lot too... into an old man."

Spoiler

[sub]The dialogue in this game is fucking excellent.[/sub]​

 

[GrinningManiac]

If Pro is the opposite of Con, what's the opposite of Progress?

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"No, fuck you." -Arnold (insert correct spelling of last name here) from Commando.

 

[Mr.Valdor]

" I like to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but I'm all out of gum.
- Duke Nukem

 

[open trap]

If Pro is the opposite of Con, what's the opposite of Progress?

That, im going to use that.

 

[Marter]

Are you afraid to die? Then you should never have been born.

 

[PinkAngelKitty]

"Just kidding ***** tits! You're not going anywhere!" from Doomsday Arcade. Makes my giggle every time.

 

[Valkyira]

Dude. Me and you made more or less the same thread at the exact same time.

 

[setsunafseiei]

The six P's... Perfect Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance. Harry Brown

 

[Claymorez]

If life gives you lemons...BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!