Favorite Post from the Escapist

[kemosabi4]

Recently, I've found a new hobby on the Escapist. I like to look back through all my old posts and find funny or clever comments that I made. So I was wondering if any other Escapists remember some of their greatest posts.

To view your old posts, just click on your profile and then on posts.

My top ones are:

Spoiler: From a thread about warfare games

Since no one's thrown an RTS out there: EndWar is good, but don't even try multiplayer. Let's put it this way: If your first CoD match was being gentle, playing multiplayer EndWar would be like being raped by someone covered in sandpaper.

Spoiler: From a thread about your favorite special forces group

Navy S.E.A.L.s. How do I love thee? Let me count thy ways.


They use stealth and field craft to a remarkable effect, but can still rock when the shit hits the fan.

They have the most rigorous training regimen in the world. (next to the Spetznaz, but those guys scare the shit out of me)

They never leave a man behind, even if he's already dead.

They specialize in confidential anti-terrorist operations and unconventional warfare.

They never need more than 24 men for a single job, and rarely need even that.

They have a kick-ass video game series based off of them.

They dive out of speeding fucking boats for a living.

Spoiler: From a thread about Christmas presents

If you squint hard enough at the title though it looks like it is coated in blood

Somebody call the psycho ward...

...

My high point of Christmas was receiving an iPod Touch and a year subscription to Xbox Live. Although, it's snowing so fucking hard here, I fear I may have to eat my presents if I can't get to a supermarket soon.

 

[Neonbob]

Well, my absolute favorite was made quite a while ago. It was for my 8000th post, and was in a fatality game thread.
It contains quite a bit of violence, so don't click unless that's alright with you.
Post 82 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.115879-The-Fatality-Game?page=3]
Sadly, I don't think I'll ever make something quite as entertaining or rewarding as that post.
And honestly, I don't think I have the patience to go digging through my pages to look for a gold nugget

 

[kemosabi4]

Well, my absolute favorite was made quite a while ago. It was for my 8000th post, and was in a fatality game thread.
It contains quite a bit of violence, so don't click unless that's alright with you.
Post 82 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.115879-The-Fatality-Game?page=3]
Sadly, I don't think I'll ever make something quite as entertaining or rewarding as that post.
And honestly, I don't think I have the patience to go digging through my pages to look for a gold nugget

"As a man passes by, I suddenly swing you like a baseball bat..."

Those were pretty brutal. Good, but brutal.

 

[Neonbob]

Well, my absolute favorite was made quite a while ago. It was for my 8000th post, and was in a fatality game thread.
It contains quite a bit of violence, so don't click unless that's alright with you.
Post 82 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.115879-The-Fatality-Game?page=3]
Sadly, I don't think I'll ever make something quite as entertaining or rewarding as that post.
And honestly, I don't think I have the patience to go digging through my pages to look for a gold nugget

"As a man passes by, I suddenly swing you like a baseball bat..."

Those were pretty brutal. Good, but brutal.

Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it XD

...come to think of it, I do like two of my earliest posts too.
It was in a thread about unique superpowers.

"The power to spawn monkey henchmen from your palms."
That is a truly wonderful gift. Especially if some of them were shocky monkeys.

And then some thread about where Grittiness belonged.

Dark and gritty while they're young is wonderful. Hell, I told my little brother that Santa was shot down over Afghanistan when he was 5. One of the best memories I have, honestly.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Hey Neonbob, do you remember the true glory of the thread that was "wilson"?

 

[Anarchemitis]

Doubledangit post

 

[Neonbob]

Hey Neonbob, do you remember the true glory of the thread that was "wilson"?

...it sounds like something I should remember, but sadly, the gray mass I call a brain is failing me.
Care to remind me?

 

[Anarchemitis]

Hey Neonbob, do you remember the true glory of the thread that was "wilson"?

...it sounds like something I should remember, but sadly, the gray mass I call a brain is failing me.
Care to remind me?

The name of the thread in which it was transcribed, the incredible RP battle of the moderators Wilsonscrazybed and Nilcipher which may have included a Gatling gun which fired lightsabers, dolphins sporting tuxedos and the idea that Oscar Wilde had greater than or equal to eight robotic legs?

 

[Neonbob]

Hey Neonbob, do you remember the true glory of the thread that was "wilson"?

...it sounds like something I should remember, but sadly, the gray mass I call a brain is failing me.
Care to remind me?

The name of the thread in which it was transcribed, the incredible RP battle of the moderators Wilsonscrazybed and Nilcipher which may have included a Gatling gun which fired lightsabers, dolphins sporting tuxedos and the idea that Oscar Wilde had greater than or equal to eight robotic legs?

Ah. That sounds like a truly awesome thing...sadly, it also sounds like something that happened before my time here.
On a tangential note, I do recall that Ultrajoe mentioned you made him a mingunminigun.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Hey Neonbob, do you remember the true glory of the thread that was "wilson"?

...it sounds like something I should remember, but sadly, the gray mass I call a brain is failing me.
Care to remind me?

The name of the thread in which it was transcribed, the incredible RP battle of the moderators Wilsonscrazybed and Nilcipher which may have included a Gatling gun which fired lightsabers, dolphins sporting tuxedos and the idea that Oscar Wilde had greater than or equal to eight robotic legs?

Ah. That sounds like a truly awesome thing...sadly, it also sounds like something that happened before my time here.
On a tangential note, I do recall that Ultrajoe mentioned you made him a mingunminigun.

Days grow strange but they not grow worse.
But shortly gaze upon the past to see a gleam of gold then and now.

 

[kemosabi4]

I feel so young...