Favorite quote from anything.

[THEMILKMAN]

"You know what they say: all toasters, toast, TOAST."

But don't toasters toast bread?

NO

Yes they do. You put bread in a toaster to toast it into toast. You toast bread in a toaster, not toast.

NO. YOU PUT TOAST IN A TOASTER TO TOAST IT.

I LIKE TYPING IN ALL CAPS TOO. TOAST!

 

[One last embrace]

There are so many >_>

"When they invented the boat, they also invented the wreck" or something like that.
I find this one particularly relevant

 

[rhyno435]

"Ah, ah, AH, AHHHH, and boom goes the dynamite".

Cookie for the reference.

Family guy: the episode after Brian gets dumped by Julian and he gets a new girlfriend only to find her cheating on him with Cleavland

Give me your shipping information and pay $60 for shipping fees, and you can have this cookie.

 

[rhyno435]

"Ah, ah, AH, AHHHH, and boom goes the dynamite".

Cookie for the reference.

Rorschach and dead pool! from youtube thatrandomguy if that's the username...

Ummm...no, that's not what I was referencing (but I don't know if they say that in that video too). I was referencing Family Guy, when Cleaveland says it.

This is off-topic, but did anybosy hear that Cleaveland is getting his own show?

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

"God doesn't make the world this way. Men do."
Rorschac (or however the hell that is spelled)

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

"Ah, ah, AH, AHHHH, and boom goes the dynamite".

Cookie for the reference.

Rorschach and dead pool! from youtube thatrandomguy if that's the username...

Ummm...no, that's not what I was referencing (but I don't know if they say that in that video too). I was referencing Family Guy, when Cleaveland says it.

This is off-topic, but did anybosy hear that Cleaveland is getting his own show?

Yes but I am not that interested in that show to be honest. I think we have just too damn many shows by Seth Mcfarlan or whatever it was. Personally I would trade all his shows to get Futurama back on the air and still think I was getting the deal of a lifetime.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

After the best speech in the histpry of cinema comes the best quote:

Go ahead, make my day.

Dirty Harry ftw

 

[Gerazzi]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"inconceivable!"
"You keep on saying that word, I do not think it means what you think it means."

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

"Anyone looks good,
in a tuxedo with a gun,
but it takes style to become,
public enemy number 1."

From a The Automatic song. Can't remember which one, but it's on their second album.

 

[googleboy]

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams by way of Hitchhikers Guide

 

[martin's a madman]

My favourites are from two books. Same author. If you can guess who wrote it and who spoke it I'll give you everything in my left pocket.

1st:
"Is that what happens to us? A life of conflict with no time for friends so that when it's done only our enemies leave roses."

"They say that there's a broken light for every heart on broadway. They say that life's a game and then they take the board away. They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story. Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret....."it goes on for a while but you should be able to recognize it from that.

 

[hypercube]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die."

What is that from please?

As someone else has already said, it's from Blade Runner - I still remember watching it the first time it came out and getting goose bumps during that last scene with Rutger Hauer.

It's such a pity that Rutger's subsequent film career didn't match that glorious moment.

However, he did produce one of my other favourite quotes:

"It's not easy being a dolphin"!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpXSNVtsb8Q

 

[PureBredGentleman]

Jason Steele's take on the French was just hilarious to me. "The world may think we're snotty, but they are oh so VERY wrong, if you'd that we're SUPERIOR, I'm sure we'd get along.."

 

[DAMG]

My friend's mother - "Where are you guys going?" - Friend responds - "To Hell!"

 

[Arkhangelsk]

"Do you have a flag?" - Eddie Izzard

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

"Let them eat cake"

Queen Elizabeth

actually,upon deeper thought,I'm gonna go with "There is nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito"

 

[GloatingSwine]

"It is a truth universally accepted that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains".

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I can't think of any that i would think is my alltime favorite. I always fall back on "Alien are going to kill you and there is nothing you can do about it." I love that quote. It's also by me, so that might play into it(?)

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"Only two things are infinite, the Universe and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the Universe" -Albert Einstein

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to produce bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the Universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots, so far the Universe is winning." -Rich Cook

 

[pyrod]

anything by foamy