This is the fire blanket. It is here so in case you get lit on fire and you're still cold, you can wrap yourself in it. -Mr. Chiappeta, my grade 9 teacher
At least Sammy J never looked like a ***** in that movie.Radeonx said:<spoiler=Jules fucking Winnfield>"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a ************ before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd. " -Jules, Pulp Fiction
yay robot chicken!blipblop said:now you know, and knowing is half the battle!
Sweet holy mother of entertainment, they did a Rifftrax on Twilight?!?!Stevepinto3 said:Rifftrax on Twilight. Right during the "passionate" first kiss scene, which takes forever, Mike Nelson says "COME ON! It takes Peewee League Football teams less time to score!"