Favorite Quotes

[The Wykydtron]

"My name is Garcia Fucking Hotspur, hunter of demons and slayer of pendejos like you!"

Oh and theres this gem from Persona 4, *starts up boss fight music* I am a Shadow... The true self..."

I fucking love that line

 

[Araxiel_1911]

Movie Related:

"Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica" - Clerks II
"Psycho's do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!" - From Dusk Till Dawn
"By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!" - Galaxy Quest
"Little hand says it's time to rock and roll" - Hot Fuzz
"Kill the queen...the jukebox" - Shaun of the Dead
"We're going in with the first wave, means more bugs for us to kill. You smash the entire area, you kill everything that has more than two legs, YOU GET ME?" - Starship Troopers
"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and I'll whisper 'no.'" - Watchmen
"SAKUJO!" - Death Note
"Home? I have no home. Haunted... despised... living like an animal. The jungle is my home! But I will show the world that I can be its master. I shall perfect my own race of people... a race of atomic supermen that will conquer the world!" - Bride of the Monster
"And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future." - Plan 9 from Outer Space
"Just a whisper. I hear it in my ghost." - Ghost in the Shell
"No. I have the memo. It's...right..here...whatever" - Office Space
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - The Fifth Element
"No, it was a feeling. But I can guess. With so much chaos, someone will do something stupid. And when they do, things will turn nasty. And then Sutler will be forced to do the only thing he knows how to do. At which point, all V needs to do is keep his word. And then... " - V for Vendetta
"The one with the rifle shoots! The one without follows him! When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one who is following picks up the rifle AND SHOOTS!" - Enemy at the Gates
"No, it's for me" - The Lives Of Others
And my all time favourite movie quote:
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die."

Real Life:

"He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee" - Friedrich Nietzsche
"If Hitler and people like you would not be afraid of our opinion then we would not stand here [at court]" - Hans Fritz Scholl
"When you want to fool the world, tell the truth." - Otto von Bismarck
"I have seen three emperors in their nakedness, and the sight was not inspiring." - Otto von Bismarck
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain

 

[Srcrackbaby]

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
-Stephen Roberts

I love that quote. Was going to post it but you ninja'd me.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"Only two things are infinite, the Universe and Human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the Universe."
-Albert Einstein

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to produce bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the Universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning."
-Rich Cook

"As soon as men decide that all means are permitted to fight an evil, then their good becomes indistinguishable from the evil that they set out to destroy."
-Christopher Dawson

"You know what? A society where anyone can make jokes about anyone else and everyone laughs is a truly tolerant society. Political correctness charged censorship only serves to engender resentment and distance between social groups. Besides, gangster rappers don't need defending; they have guns for that!"
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

 

[superdelux]

" "
-Gordon Freeman

"Finishing this fight"
-Master Chief

"Nope"
-Engineer

 

[SanguineScale]

"YOU'RE A SMELLY PIRATE HOOKER!"

"You look like a blueberry!"

"Why don't you go back to your home on WHORE ISLAND?!!"

-Anchorman=pure gold

 

[OpticalJunction]

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."
? Terry Pratchett

"It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it."
? Terry Pratchett

"If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life."
? Terry Pratchett

"To save the world takes one cold son of a *****."
? Terry Pratchett

"It was sad, like those businessmen who came to work in serious clothes but wore colorful ties in a mad, desperate attempt to show there was a free spirit in there somewhere."
? Terry Pratchett

"Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry."
? Terry Pratchett

Much love for Mr. Pratchett

 

[Korak the Mad]

"Without proper knowledge of past events, history is doomed to repeat itself"- I can't remember who said that.

"Intelligence has it's limits. Human stupidity is infinite."- Can't remember who said that either.

 

[tabriaswolfe]

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." - Douglas Adams

"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." - Socrates

And a silly one for fun

"But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode. That happens to me sometimes..." - GIR, Invader Zim

 

[TheKruzdawg]

I thought this was quotes from video games, and you guys got all philosophical on me! I easn't expecting that. But I'll just leave this here anyway.

EDI: I did not intend to provoke hostilities Mr Moreau.

Joker: Well think of it this way... shut up.

That just happened as I was playing Mass Effect 2

 

[arsenicCatnip]

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather, to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and proclaiming loudly, 'Wow! What a ride!'"

~Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

"The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept."
~George Carlin

Two great ones.

I actually keep a notebook full of quotes, and add to it when I find one I really like.

Currently, I like:

"Take care of me, Lord; if you don't, you're gonna have me on your hands." ~ Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

"I have the heart of a small child... in a jar... on my desk." ~ Stephen King

"We are not God. Not only are we powerless, sometimes we are forced to become the Devil himself." ~ Nicolas D. Wolfwood

"You can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you might find you get what you need." ~ Mick Jagger

 

[Flaming Narwhal]

"You know what? A society where anyone can make jokes about anyone else and everyone laughs is a truly tolerant society. Political correctness charged censorship only services to engender distance between social groups. Besides, gangsters don't need defending; they have guns for that!"
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."
-Mark Twain

And for giggles:

"I'm about to drop the hammer and dispense some indiscriminate justice."
-Over hear from my brother during a game of Starcraft

 

[Austin Howe]

Inserts the text of Existentialism is a Humanism by Jean-Paul Sartre.

 

[Austin Howe]

"Politics is a science. You can demonstrate that you are right and that others are wrong."

"Neither sex, without some fertilization of the complimentary characters of the other, is capable of the highest reaches of human endeavor."

Yep. Sartre's a gold mine.

 

[SckizoBoy]

I think, therefore you are.

(No, I haven't written that wrong.)

 

[genericusername64]

Cocaine isn't habit forming, I should know I've been using it for years-Tallulah Bankhead
Patrolling in the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter- Everyone

 

[Prince Regent]

[HEADING=1]Don't Panic![/HEADING]​

~The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

 

[Spacefrog]

Sometimes you have to grab the bull by it's horns, and pray.

What doesn't kill you... makes you less likely to pull that shit again.

Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities. ? Flavortext On the Enormous Baloth magic card

Science flies you to the moon; religion just flies you into buildings

Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, but socially dead ? Yakko Warner

Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus. "Never tickle a sleeping dragon." - The school motto of Hogwarts

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"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." ? Arthur C. Clarke third law

"Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced." - Barry Gehm

"Any technology, no matter how simple, is indistinguishable from magic for those who don?t understand it." - Florence Ambrose

"Any sufficiently advanced alien is indistinguishable from God." - Corollary

"Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology." - Terry Pratchett

"The word technology... means... magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad

"Any sufficiently analyzed magic is indistinguishable from science." - Agatha Hetrodyne