Favorite Simpson Quotes

[foxlovingfreak]

Thers a few that come to mind but these are my favoirtes

Fat Tony: I like you to come with us.

Krusty: Can I just use the bathroom first?

Fat Tony: You can

Krusty gets up in the background we hear krusty get in his car and drive away.

Mob Guy: When he's done in there I got to go.

To the tune of the flinstones theme song

Homer: Simpson Homer Simpson he's the greateast guy in history. From the town of springfield he's about to hit a chestnut tree. (Screams and crashs car)

Krusty: So I guess this means where even now.

Don: No we won't kill you but you still owe us the money. forty-eight dollars!

Krusty: Heres a fifty.

Don: and two your change and we thank you.

 

[TheMidst]

Definitely the best is: "I don't have to be careful! I've got a gun!"
I bet you can guess who said that.



(It's Homer, in case you couldn't)

 

[bkeyt]

Marge is driving the family car and they hit a thick fog, and she can't turn on the fog lights.

Marge: Homer, why aren't the foglights working?
Homer: (Sings) Guess I forgot to put the foglights in!