favorite video game character lines

[Corven]

I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you! (someone had to say it)

Also pretty much every dialogue choice for the malkavian in vampire masquerade:bloodlines.

 

[Rewold]

"I summon...Brynhildr!!...There you are! "

 

[Crispee]

"If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created MEEE!"
- someone from Team Fortress 2.

 

[Seizurebleak]

"Knowledge is power. Hide it well," - Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War

Additionally, StarCraft has a few awesome quotes

"You speak of knowledge, Judicator? You speak of experience? I have journeyed through the darkness between the most distant stars. I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities... Unto my experience, Aldaris, all that you've built here on Aiur is but a fleeting dream. A dream from which your precious Conclave shall awaken, finding themselves drowned in a greater nightmare." - Zeratul

"It is difficult to believe that I am working along side my greatest enemy in order to save this sector. Fortune has been whimsical of late." - Fenix

Kerrigan: "Now, are you ready to die a second time?"
Fenix: "The Khala awaits me, Kerrigan. And although I am prepared to face my destiny, you'll not find me easy prey!"
Kerrigan: "Then that shall be your epitaph."

I was definitely gonna mention StarCraft! My favourite line is actually part of the exchange between Fenix and Kerrigan that you quoted! It's what Fenix says right before where you started off.

Kerrigan: "You're right, Fenix. I used you to get the job done, and you played along just like I knew you would. You Protoss are all so headstrong and predictable. You are your own worst enemies."
Fenix: "That's ironic, I can remember Tassadar teaching you a very similar lesson on Char."
(Referring to Tassadar baiting and eluding her in an earlier campaign.)

Ooooh Fenix, you smug son of a dark templar. Might as well bruise her ego a little before heading to that great pylon in the sky. Who says the Protoss don't have a sense of humour?

 

[sXeLifer]

Either, Marcus Fenix "Back in your Hole!" - GOW1/2 or Assassins Creed 2 when Ezio meets his uncle. "It's me...Mario!!"

 

[revjay]

I'll probably be tarred and feathered for mentioning it but Moira Brown. Everything she said, I can't help it I just really liked her.

"How are those hot little potatoes? Hot because they explode and potatoes because they're on the ground"

 

[ookie37]

well, it's safe to say that i win with
"all your base are belong to us"

 

[pirate64]

Probably early on in F.E.A.R2 "get out of there!! their coming after you like your pizza at an anime convention"

and the sound the heavy makes when he eats his sandvich. I now can't eat one without making that noise "nom nom nom"

also the engie's line of "The answer? use a gun. and if that don't work? use more gun"

 

[Vrex360]

"Nothing like a nice stroll on the beach blastin' bad guys with ma boomstick."

- Ashley Williams, Mass Effect.

"I... AM... Truth. The Voice of the Covenant!"
"And so, you must be silenced!!"

- The Arbiter, Halo 3

"That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container, go ahead and rub your face all over it!"

-GLaDOS, Portal.

"A man chooses, a slave obeys!"

-Andrew Ryan, Bioshock

 

[xsosxfelix]

"Have you seen bear?"
--Psyconauts

 

[LogicNProportion]

As generic as it is, Auron's line right before you fight Yunalesca in FFX.

While throughout that game, I always liked Auron, those lines solidified him as a forever-favorite with me.

OP: Most everything from Bayonetta was pretty damn cheesy, but I loved it sooooo much. Also, a lot of the speeches from Dawn of War are either awesome or hilariously bad.

ie) SPESS MAHREENS!

 

[PauL o_O]

In serious Sam, after you kill your first Cyclops thing, he declares: "It's all fun and games until someone loses and eye."
That game was great.

 

[Yostbeef]

"Nothing like a nice stroll on the beach blastin' bad guys with ma boomstick."

- Ashley Williams, Mass Effect.

"I... AM... Truth. The Voice of the Covenant!"
"And so, you must be silenced!!"

- The Arbiter, Halo 3

"That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container, go ahead and rub your face all over it!"

-GLaDOS, Portal.

"A man chooses, a slave obeys!"

-Andrew Ryan, Bioshock

That Arbiter line made playing through that mess worth it but,right now I'm on a mass effect binge so hear are a couple that immediately come to mind.

"Is submission not preferable to extinction."
-Saren


"I am the vanguard of your destruction."
-Sovereign

 

[ironduke88]

I AM KROGAN - Grunt MEII

Look at my Dakka - Flash git DoW

And any thing Wakka says in FFX as the accent makes me laugh...

 

[darkgoonos]

Bioshock sander cohen the wild bunny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8I-khxd9Jw&playnext_from=TL&videos=NZndt4hkun4

 

[Wayneguard]

You spoony bard. Best... insult... ever...

 

[Ghhostface]

Anything Duke Nukem has ever said.

 

[imaloony]

"Nothing can protect you from me! Not men, not weapons, NOT ARMIES!"
- Alex Mercer, Prototype

This would even scare the crap out of Kratos.