Favorite Video Game Character Quotes

[icyneesan]

"I bet Arche f**ks like a tiger." - Klarth F. Lester

oh fan translations~ So much more better then the crappy translations we get.

 

[AMMO Kid]

"Remember when I pretended I was going to kill you and you were all like 'No way'? That was fun..."

 

[linkzeldi]

"King? Here's your crown." -Dante

Almost made DMC2 worth playing.

 

[oplinger]

portal ftw

i think this will be misquoted a bit but if anyone gets it you are awarded one internet.

"being a monk... is a bit more of a cerebral thing."
"what like headbutting because i got that down already"

Didn't Khelgar say that in NWN2?

 

[Krafty_Krocodile]

*rolls* Mph *rolls again* shet *falls down a huge hole* GAAAAAAH AIGHT-ITS (thats what it sounds like me thinks, + its link c

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

I'm sure this has been done, but.

"Well done, Android. The Enrichment Center reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance."

just gotta say. fucking epic avatar, that is the story of my childhood summed up.

ot: its hard for me to really think of any off the top of my head, for some odd reason the one that always sticks is "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"

or hk-47's "meatbag" quotes.

 

[Engarde]

"Remember when I pretended I was going to kill you and you were all like 'No way'? That was fun..."

portal ftw

i think this will be misquoted a bit but if anyone gets it you are awarded one internet.

"being a monk... is a bit more of a cerebral thing."
"what like headbutting because i got that down already"

Khelgar in Neverwinter Nights Two, I believe. Oh wait, someone above me has it.

 

[deathbydeath]

Severed hands don't pay the rent- Garett
A secret room, always my favorite room in a house- Garett
You didn't hurt me... (Static), (scrambled noises) 1+1=4- GlaDOS

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I've always been fond of:
"Bwa-ha-ha, I'm a receptionist!"
-Ultros
Final Fantasy VI

 

[joemegson94]

"I got hit by the burning goo shit!"

 

[skennedy929]

"Congratulations. The test is now over. All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence."

Don't worry, the gun won't explode as you burn to death. Awesome.

In fact, Portal has some of the greatest dialog in any game.

 

[Dredgers]

It's me Mario! And no, its not from any Mario game.

AC2?

 

[Mighty Lighty]

How apropriate, you fight like a cow

 

[Digital_Hero]

Can't believe no one has said this one yet, I thought it was the best line in the game
SC2, after completing "Media Blitz"

Raynor- "well, so you thinkin about giving up this life of luxury and becoming a professional broadcaster?"
Tychus- "Aw, regular folks just ain't ready for the Raw Sex Appeal i'd unleash into their gray little lives. I reckon my niche is right here with you ol'buddy."

I lol'd for like a minute after hearing that.
also,second best line in that game. "RAAAAAAAWR"
seriously, its a line.

 

[No-Superman10]

"Rise and shine Missster Freeman...Rise, and, shine..."
-Gman

"That look suits you. Stay down."
Raphael (Soul Calibur)

"Maybe we should just beatc it out of him sir."
-Gaz (regarding uncooperative friendly character)
"Not yet..."
-Capt. Price

"Oh god! My stomach!"
-Johnny 'Akiba' Sasaki (MGS Series)

 

[Mr. Bojangles]

"Oh this is bad, Hags, this is the worst thing we ever did."
"Worse than Kris Kristofferson's third album?"
"Oh, much worse."

*beat*

"GODDAMNIT!"

also:

"We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret, but I think we put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.

 

[No-Superman10]

In Time Splitters: Future Perfect, after Cortez accidentally informs the big bad of his own plan to take over the world or whatever before he thinks of it (pime taradoxes, a lot of 'em), this being round about the year 22XX.

(deep breath) "DAAAAAAAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!"

[small](flashback to 1970's)[/small]

"...Spaceman!"

I don't know why, it just tickled me. That whole game got under my skin in a hilarious way.

That game was ace, my fave line was.

Young Crowe: *Staring at flaming mansion* "All that work, my specimens, my research..."
Old Crowe: *Phases in*
YC: "Grandpa?"
OC: "What? No! It's me!"
YC: "Grandpa"
OC: "No! I'm you! From the future!" *Dramatic pose*
YC: "..."

 

[Nimzabaat]

A few favourites from the Simpson's Game;

"Believe in yourself boy! Even if I don't!" and
"I can't hit him! He's too awesome and i'm too drunk!" Homer

 

[Ih8pkmn]

Hmm...

"The milkman's dead? Aw, crap."
-Psychonauts

"Mustard of DOOM!"
"I have fury!"
-Mario and Luigi series.

"Death is a preferable alternative to Communism"
-Fallout 3