Favorite Video Game Character Quotes

[Buizel91]

Dragon age origins:

"Somebody's been drinking" - Alistair

(Dwarf character asks how to get to Orzimmar) Alistair: Wait...you don't know? Morrigan: He doesn't know how to get their on the surface, Fool.

hehe i love their rambles and funny quotes. :')

Batman Arkham Asylum:

Oracle: Bruce what happened. Batman: i got slowed down by Harley Quinn, dropped an elevator on me. Oracle:...Did it work? XD

and anything that joker says, for Example... (Killer Croc walks in saying he is going to kill Batman bla bla bla.) Joker:...That reminds me, i Really need to get me some new shoes. hehe.

2 Games i love with all my heart <3

 

[Dango]

"Capitalism, Ho!"

If you actually know what that is from, you win. AT EVERYTHING

Is that Recettear?

and

"Capitalism, Ho!"

If you actually know what that is from, you win. AT EVERYTHING

Recettear: A Shop's Tale

Damn I'm good.....damn it I was ninjaed!

Both of you are amazingly awesome.

Spoiler: Here's your congratulatory picture

 

[hawkeye52]

portal ftw

i think this will be misquoted a bit but if anyone gets it you are awarded one internet.

"being a monk... is a bit more of a cerebral thing."
"what like headbutting because i got that down already"

Didn't Khelgar say that in NWN2?

you sir are awarded one internet

 

[The Gawaine]

Leliana: "You aren't all stone, Shale. There is a person inside of you."
Shale: "If so, it is because I ate him."

 

[supermariner]

Literally anything from the Mos Eisley level from Star wars: the phantom menace

 

[The Gawaine]

Shale: My heart does not qualify as shiny. I kill. Frequently, and not without pleasure.

 

[Raving Insomniac]

Most things that the terrorists say on Rainbow 6 Vegas 2. My favourite being "i think we have company" this was after half his buddies were piled in a heap next to him.

 

[DELTA x WOLF]

DEAD Rising- Frank: "I've never fired a gun before but I'll give it a shot!"
HOLY SHIT A PUN!!

 

[Theninja'skatana]

"......"
Guess where it's from i dare you.

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

"Capitalism, Ho!"

If you actually know what that is from, you win. AT EVERYTHING

oh shit you already found it

 

[Tucker154]

"Tank beats hunter.Tank beats ghost!Tank beats EVERYTHING!Man,I could do this all day!"-A Marine from halo 3

 

[Theninja'skatana]

Drink my juice it's fucking nutrious or anything from the enemys in penny arcade's game really

 

[AstylahAthrys]

"I would've been your daddy if the dog hadn't beat me over the fence!" Sgt. Stacker in Halo.

"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like "No way!" And then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great!" GLaDOS in Portal.

And everything said by Sheogorath in the Shivering Isles expansion for Oblivion.

 

[The Eupho Guy_v1legacy]

"Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!"
"It is not by my hand that I am again made flesh. I was brought back by humans who wished to pay me tribute."
"Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!"
"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions."
"Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you."
"WHAT IS A MAN? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk. Have at you!"
-Richter Belmont and Count Dracula bantering prior to their battle at the end of Rondo of Blood (quote itself is from Symphony of the Night's recap of the same event)

Is it wrong that I heard this in the voice of The Kid from IWBTG?

I did the exact same thing. Even though that was the easiest boss for me in IWBTG, I still saw that cutscene far too many times for my liking.

 

[Silvertongue]

The Fire Emblem series has some really good stuff, specifically Path of Radiance, both in the area of comic relief and just pure pseudo-philosophical gold. For instance:

"Well, for all those born with nothing, there are those born with everything. Perhaps those who never notice the difference are the ones we should envy." - Ranulf

Isn't that just pseudo-philosophically awesome

There's also a long monologue that Soren has about how people are apathetic about distant wars until the wars finally reach them...solid stuff.

EDIT: Oooh! Ooh! Found it! ^.^

"Humans are shameless creatures that carelessly ignore any misfortune which does not befall them directly. They can--and often do--turn a blind eye to all manner of wickedness so long as it does not touch them or their kin."

 

[Eduku]

"Power, sex. Sex, power. They both come down to one thing - fucking others" - Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher)

There was another one from Geralt about how evil now lies within bureaucracy instead of waving a sword around, leading to his frustration that he can't just stab it in the face, but it was a little long and I can't quite remember or find it.

 

[GonzoGamer]

"All your bases..."
kidding.
The gta games always have a bunch of great lines. My wife and I still say "I'm Huuungry!" like Denise from San Andreas.