Favorite Video Game Lines?

[Saviordd1]

Video Games are actually wonderful for quotes and sayings, so I'm asking what some of your personal favorites are?

What lines made you get goosebumps because they were so awesome or maybe you piss your pants because they were so funny?

Mine two favorites are the following...

Spoiler: You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it

This line is just pure awesome, the inflection and the line just make it perfectly clear how awesome and horrible the reapers are to the galaxy, perfect for a games antagonist.

Spoiler: A man chooses, a slave obeys

Seriously, who didn't have their skin crawl after this one, there is so much meaning behind it on a story and thematic level it is astounding, and the way it is delivered is just perfect. One of my favorites at least.

So what about you? Share your favorite lines below.

 

[oplinger]

Well, the last bit is my favorite part, but I like the whole scene.


Great game too. Too bad the next in the series was not..

Also turn on captions for a really good time

 

[shrekfan246]

There is only one answer.


Haha, I'm only joking.

 

[Sp3ratus]

My favourite two are also from my two favourite games of all time, the first being Half-Life 2:

Spoiler: Wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes

and the second being from Planescape: Torment:

What can change the nature of a man?

Unfortunately, no youtube video for the last one.

 

[Moxxi]

Hands down this is my favorite one from my favorite character (Kasumi) from MassEffect 2.
"Great, trapped in a reaper. I guess it could be worse, I don't know how... but... I guess it could be full of rats."

Next up is "I don't hate you" from Portal. And "What a tool he was!" from Mass Effect 2.

If I think of any more I'll post.

 

[Yali]

Fallout

Vault Dweller: You mean kill them?
Decker: All a matter of semantics but yes, kill them.

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

"I don't need luck, I have ammo" - Grunt
"My advice? Avoid the giant death laser" - Wrex
(God I love the krogan)

A few of my favourites from the Mass Effect series, theres just too many across all three games to even try and start a list.

 

[Kimarous]

"As amusing as your savage dances are, once again I have proven the superiority of putting your nose to the grindstone and not mucking about."
- Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom the Magnificent Bastard (Jade Empire)

Awesome character establishing moment @ 2:55

 

[Keoul]

I find this one quite amusing

Also this

Spoiler: Thats you! that's how dumb you sound!

 

[JaceArveduin]

Not sure, I'll choose these.

Spoiler

 

[FalloutJack]

Pretty much everything to come out of Bruce Campbell's mouth in a video game. Man's got one-liners to kick ass to.

 

[King of Asgaard]

My avatar should make this obvious:

Spoiler

 

[VeryOddGamer]

I'm going to go with
from Shivering Isles.
I don't know why I like it so much.

 

[Rellik San]

Gonna go a little Hipster here with my choice, but it cracks me up everytime from first play through age 12 to now;

"I'm here to RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES!... and feast on your soul."
-Locke D'Averam from Revenant.

In context when walking into one shop in town you are met by the following;
Woman - "ARRRRGH! Get away from me you vile hell spawn."
Locke - "What?"
Woman - "NO! stay away you unfathomable hell beast!"
Locke - *turns to camera!* "heh, heh, this gives me an idea." *turns to woman* "I'm here to rip out your intsetines and feast on your soul."
Woman - *faints*

 

[Terratina.]

Ah, Warcraft 3 unit quotes:

"Press control, alt and delete for the end of the world spell."

"It's not easy being green..."

Now have some Resonance of Fate goodness:

Spoiler: All we have are raisins

 

[Nerexor]

While ME3's ending was shit, the squad banter was often amazing:

Tali: Shepard! Want a drink?
Shepard: So? how are you getting drunk, anyway?
Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy? tripled filtered and introduced into the suit through this? emergency induction port.
Shepard: That?s a straw, Tali.
Tali: Emergency. Induction. Port.

Garrus Vakarian: All right my turn. What's the first order an Alliance Commander gives at the start of combat?
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Uh, I give up.
Garrus Vakarian: Correct!
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: All right big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster.
Garrus Vakarian: Friendly fire. Come on that one goes back to Shan-Xi.
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Gotta respect the classics.
Garrus Vakarian: How many humans does it to activate a dormant relay?
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: 602, 600 to vote on it, one to ask the Asari for technical help and one to ask for a seat on the counsel afterwards. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?
Garrus Vakarian: He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: You're shitting me! The turian military has one about me?
Garrus Vakarian: Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: All right why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
Garrus Vakarian: So their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey what's the hardest part about treating a turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?
Garrus Vakarian: Figuring out which side took the hit!

 

[saintdane05]

This epic right here


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But it actually becomes awesome when we get to some other ones

<quote=Fan Translation>Richter Belmont: It's over! This world was not meant for the likes of you!
Dracula: My own powers did not bring about my own resurrection. It was greed, the greed of you men which summoned me back. And is justice not decided by might alone?
Richter: Only you would make such a selfish claim! Humanity is guided by their shared convictions. They seek only each other, coming together, and moving forward.
Dracula: Oh, but the truth is that humanity also bears burgeoning desires within them, which leads them to submit to their religious creeds, yes?
Richter: Mere power is not what leads mankind. Respect and a merciful heart: these are what truly guide humanity!
Dracula: Preposterous. Which one of our claims is true? I shall give you the answer, along with death's embrace!
? Fan translation of the Original Japanese Intro in Symphony Of The Night



<quote=PSP remake>
Count Dracula: Belmont, son of Belmont, I've been waiting for you.
Richter Belmont: Dracula, die now and leave this world! You'll never belong here!
Dracula: Oh...but this world invited me. Your own kind called me forth with praise and tribute.
Richter: Tribute?! You're a thief! You steal men's souls, their freedom!
Dracula: Freedom is always sacrificed to faith, good hunter. Or are you truly here by choice?
Richter: All I'm here for is you. To Hell with your heresy! You're nothing but a blight on mankind!
Dracula: Ha! Mankind, a cesspit of hatred and lies. Fight for them, then, and die for their sins!
? PSP Version Intro

 

[drh1975]

Shepard: If I know Grunt, your answer's coming at muzzle velocity. (ME2)
Javik: War is atrocity committed in the name of survival. (ME3)
The following exchange between Female Shepard and Garrus in ME2:
S: Hell, Garrus, you were always ugly. Just slap on some face paint and no one will notice.
G: You know, some women find facial scars attractive. Mind you, those women are krogan.
Then there's this one from ME3 between Male Shepard and Ashley on the Citadel:
A: You really know how to sweep a girl off her feet.
S: Well, you're already lying down.
A: Romantic moment ruined.
Mordin: Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

 

[snappydog]

My absolute favourite line is only my favourite because it was kind of an accident...
In ME2 (I think) there's a mission in which you come across some guy (I can't even remember any details so ridiculously vague anecdote ahoy) and there's a Renegade interrupt which has Shepard kicking him out of the window to his death.
Thing is, though, the guy has a line to say during the interrupt. I, however, pressed LT as soon as I saw it come up, so he didn't even get a chance to start talking. Shepard therefore kicked him out of the window, looked down out of it and said 'How about goodbye.'
I later realised that this is because the guy's line that I interrupted was meant to be 'I have nothing more to say to you' or something like that, but I ended up getting images of a Shepard who runs around killing people and spouting non-sequiturs over their corpses.
It was more hilarious at the time.
Honest.

 

[Alcamonic]

Duke Nukem: "Now you see me, now you're DEAD!" cracks me up everything he says it.