Favorite Video Game Lines?

[Garrett]

Spoiler: Only good thing about KotOR

 

[EHKOS]

"I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear." ~ Random Youngster

Serious answer though

"Strong Pokemon. Weak Pokemon. That is only the selfish perception of people. Truly skilled trainers should try to win with their favorites." ~ Elite 4 Karen

Even when I was about 10 years old or whenever it came out, that quote stuck with me. Since then I never used a Pokemon just because it was considered strong. I vowed that I would overcome any obstacle in the game using my favorite Pokemon.

And I've kept true to that.

I tried that but then Darmanitan became one of my favorites BECAUSE he was strong and then I got confused.

 

[Rumpsteak]

Cave Johnson: Just a heads up: we're gonna have a superconductor turned up full blast and pointed at you for the duration of this next test. I'll be honest - we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do. Probably nothing. Best-case scenario, you might get some superpowers. Worst case, some tumors, which we'll cut out.

Cave Johnson: Science isn't about why - it's about why not. You ask, Why is so much of our science dangerous? I say, Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out - because you are fired.

He's like the video game incarnation of me. I absolutely love that crazy dude.

 

[GloatingSwine]

"As amusing as your savage dances are, once again I have proven the superiority of putting your nose to the grindstone and not mucking about."
- Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom the Magnificent Bastard (Jade Empire)

Awesome character establishing moment @ 2:55

Also his gun was, if you chose it as a reward, the absolute best way to fuck over horse demons.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Well my current is from this-


By Dunban, Xenoblade.

Ok I admit that dialoge lost of the effect due to the battle music was removed in that clip.

 

[putowtin]

Warden: "Alistair, she's one Archdemon short of a blight."
Alistair: "Yes, but she seems more... "Ooh, pretty colors!" than "Muahaha! I am Princess Stabbity! Stab, kill, kill!"

Just playing DA for the 100th (slight exaggeration) time and ever line is a classic, but Alistair rocks!

Garrus: "That's unfortunate, hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
Shepard: "What is fun to fight through?"
Garrus: "Gardens, electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."

Love it!

 

[Legion]

The first speech up until about 1:40 in.



Have always loved it more than the 'A man chooses' parts.

 

[RonHiler]

Saints Row 2

Julius: "If it wasn't for me, you would've died on that street corner!"
MC: "If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have been in a goddamn coma!"
Julius: "I guess that makes us even."
*Bang*
MC: "Not really."

 

[TheOrb]

I've always thought that the "sister" line from Ratchet and Clank 3 was rather adult for a child's game...
Took me another 6 years to get it:
@3:22
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvBnz7MiDSQ]
That and every other line from Ratchet: Gladiator(Deadlocked) was hilarious!

 

[DanteLives]

Always had a soft spot for a tragic line from Battlefield 3's campaign:

Montes: You fucking dick, Steve.

 

[KoudelkaMorgan]

From Koudelka. This whole scene really http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtcupxXFpI8

 

[HellsingerAngel]

"Most people think time is like a river, that flows swift and sure in one direction. But I have seen the face of time, and I can tell you, they are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm. You may wonder who I really am and why I say this. Come, and I will tell you a tale like none you have ever heard."

Easily the best quote in a video game ever. It's a solid quote on its own, but the sheer weight of it within context is just astounding.

 

[ArkhamJester]

A truly wise man need not call himself wise-Demon King Odin (Odin Sphere)
I find this line to be so true in sooo many situations. (substitute wise with say cunning or funny or legendary, etc. and you'll get what I mean)

 

[Brendan Stepladder]

"I'll be honest- I don't want to be here. This planet smells like hemoroids wrapped in bacon." - General Knoxx

 

[SeeIn2D]

[HEADING=2]Captain Qwark spoofing the Christian Bale rant[/HEADING]


[HEADING=2]Captain Qwark's funeral with Klunk (Clank's evil doppelganger) commenting, go to 1:07[/HEADING]


[HEADING=2]The Britney Spears spoof in Ratchet and Clank, the song is a good spoof but at the very end its hilarious. This is a kids game for god's sake![/HEADING]

 

[Sanat]

Whoever suspended toastiest zombie for a post that clearly stated his favourite video game line is a retard. What the fuck do you mods want from us?

I second this. He was contributing to the thread in a more than adequate fashion, and he got a 3 day suspension. What more can you add to "What is your favourite VG line?"?

And why was that post a ban, when this post was/is ignored?

Intresting analysis.
Disagree.

Get it right, mods.

And in relation to the thread;
SHAZBOT!
Just kidding


It's actually "Get out of here, Stalker!"

 

[bigfatcarp93]

"They're fools... you should eat them."

Also:

"Sometimes... I dreeeeaaaam about cheeeeeeeeese..."

 

[GiantRaven]

It's actually "Get out of here, Stalker!"

DING DING DING

You win the thread!

 

[Loaeon]

This one is from .Hack G.U. Vol.3 and I decided to copy the entire paragraph of to me pure amazing.

Spoiler

{content}Haseoammit! I've still got to much damage.
Kuhn: Haseo!
Atoli: Haseo!
[Haseo looks up.]
Kuhn: Don't forget about us.
Atoli: We will always be together. For all time! No matter where we are in this life, nothing will ever be able to separate us!
[Haseo smiles.]
Kuhn: Take this, Haseo!!
[The powers of Innis, Magus, and Macha amalgamate within Haseo, giving him the power he needs to summon Skeith.]
Haseo: I am...
Atoli: ...and I'm...
Kuhn: ...and I'm...
Endrance: ...and I'm...
All: ...right here...!!!
All: Skeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith!!!
Sakaki: Haseoooooo!!
Haseo: This is the end for you!! Sakakiiiiiiii!!!


Yata: It's no use. Without the Epitaph of Rebirth, we are all...!
Haseo: O-van!!
[Shadowy apparitions swarm out of the spot where Haseo attacked.]
Haseo: DAMMIT!!!
[Haseo ends up in an empty white area and hears Aura's voice.]
Aura: Little Children of Morganna. Pray now, as hard as you can. Only a strong prayer can change the world.
Ovan: And now, you have them all.
Haseo: O... Ovan!
Ovan: Can we do it, Haseo?
Haseo: Yeah... Of course we can.
[Haseo has a flashback of the events leading up to that moment.]
Haseo: Alright, this is it. All of the feelings that I've carved... deep into "The World"... are going into this ONE ATTACK!!!
[Haseo tries the attack again and Cubia's core starts to crack.]
Haseo and Ovan: GOOOOOOO!!!!!

Now you have to admit that is pretty cool to me anyways all of them teaming up to attack like that reason I bought all three games the story is amazing, and the ending made me sad because a good game series ended so well.