Favorite video game quote

[MrNixon21]

"You can wax on, wax off all you like. I'm still... Kicking your ***."

that's Godhand

 

[The Noble Shade]

"Nothing brings down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned gang war. Apart from an outbreak of plague, but that might be going too far in this case" Donald Love, GTA3. Avery Carrington, GTA: VC.

"Do a barrel roll!" Peppy Hare, Star Fox 64

"I've sent my right hand to dispose of you."
"Your right hand comes off?" Ramon Salazar/Leon Kennedy, Resident Evil 4

"Para-Medic, I ate those glowing mushrooms, and they recharged my batteries." Naked Snake, MGS3: Snake Eater

"Thank you, Mario. But the princess is in another castle." Toad, Super Mario Bros.

Wait, I got more!

"Well I really don't give a damn. Rain or shine, you're going down." Leon Kennedy, Resident Evil 4 (good voice acting, bad dialogue)

"Well I see the President has equipped his daughter with ballistics, too?"
"How rude! And I don't think there's any semblance between my figure and my standing! Who are you?" Luis Sera/Ashley Grahm, Resident Evil 4 (more bad dialogue).

"I have fury!" Fawful, Mario&Luigi:SS.

"THE HUMAN RACE REQUIRES JUDGEMENT!!"
"And you're the one that's gonna judge us? Do you get all of your ideas from comic book villians?" Albert Wesker/Chris Redfield, Resident Evil 5 (epic win).

"I'm reloading!" Every shooter with retarded friendly AI.

"What were you, raised in a barn? Lock the GOD..DAMN..DOOR!" Francis, Left 4 Dead.

"I am going to kill you, gut you, and go to aerobics class using your intestines as a pair of leg warmers!"
"When I'm done with you, I'm gonna drain all your blood, prop you up in a chair, sit on your lap, and tell you what I want for Christmas!" Phillip Clyde, Army of Two

 

[AlexTheBucket2112]

"Fatality!"

"Snake? Snake?!?!.........SSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!one!!eleven!!"

"Aries!!!"

"He was my lover!!!" (a brute when you kill his friend with the IWHBYD skull on)

"Falcon Punch!!!!"

"Feel the cut of my steel!!!"

 

[FragKrag]

"*Kefka laugh*"

 

[JokerGrin]

"TEETEES! BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES! TEETEES! TEETEES!!" and so on and so forth. Cracks me up.
(Roman from GTA4 of course)

 

[Internet Kraken]

"What're ya buyin'?" or maybe "What're ya sellin'?"

"Got some rare things on sale stranger!"

I miss the merchant.

 

[avouleance]

"Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarskii"
no more heroes i just laughed when the robotic voice said it for the first time the voice said it

 

[Viva La Bob]

Hey the octuplets are back Fable 2 a random drunk man from you childhood.
Does he ever recur in game ???

 

[SithLibrarian]

"So what IS that stuff they pack canned hams with?"
- Manny Calavera, Grim Fandango

"I choose the banjo!"
"I accept."
"Uh, you do?"
- Guybrush and Edward Van Helgen, Curse of Monkey Island

"It's the door to our bedroom. Awwwww yeah."
- Guybrush, Escape from Monkey Island

"The Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."
- GlaDOS, Portal

I love the argument the two resistance soldiers get into near the end of Half-Life 2: Episode 2, the one about the guy making up the Combine classes he's fought. Can't remember the exact line though

Any/all lines from Psychonauts

 

[Ulfsson]

"Today the Gods will decide your fate!"

If anybody here actually knows where that comes from, major points.

Hint: indie developer, not a big name.

 

[Skillswords]

"I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well. "

if you dont know whats that from you fail

There has been a lot of good lines in games, but none have blown me away as much as Andrew Ryan's dialogue. I just really hope that the sequel shows the same style in writing for SOMEONE. Rapture needs its poets as much as it needs its insane scientists.

Kudos for remebering it.

"The Almighty raisen has sent me to help you"-Die if you don't recognize from Munchs oddesey
"The Bullfrog is here For you"-Soviet SDI Bullfrog class tank from Red Alert 3
"Behold, for i am karl the unscrutable"-Karl the unscrutible from Vodoo Vince
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGHHHHHHHHHH"-Pyro from Team Fortress 2
"Fits like a glove, or atleast the glove parts do"-Scientist that i can't remember name from Half Life 2

A Flashback

 

[Lord Beautiful]

"I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well. "

if you dont know whats that from you fail

Halo right?

Dumbass. It's from 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand.

;3

 

[Skillswords]

"I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well. "

if you dont know whats that from you fail

Halo right?

Dumbass. It's from 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand.

;3

You guys shall rot, It's from Kanes Wrath (sarcasm in case anyone was too dense to swallow it down by now)

 

[dorm41baggins]

Elaine: Let's face it, LeChuck. You're an evil, foul smelling, vile, co-dependent villain and that's just not what I'm looking for in a romantic relationship right now.
LeChuck: Darn your riddles, ya saucy female! What do ya mean?!
-Curse of Monkey Island


Actually, we could easily fill a whole thread with quotes from all the Monkey Island games (or just about any Lucas Arts p&c adventure)- that was quality writing.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

"I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well. "

if you dont know whats that from you fail

Halo right?

Dumbass. It's from 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand.

;3

I am Curtis Jackson, and I am here to ask you a question... WHERE'S MY MUTHAFUKIN SKULL, MUTHAFUCKA!

 

[FinalGamer]

"It's only a flesh wound!...I took that line from Final Fantasy IX, HAHAHAHA!" - Comic Book Guy as Elemental Enemy (The Simpsons Game)

"Bah, only a flesh wound!" - Steiner (Final Fantasy IX)
Monty Python quote for the win!

"You bastards!" - Ice Cavern moogle (Final Fantasy IX)
Okay they say bastard a lot in this game but this is the first utterance which I still find awesome.

"Revenge is the prime ingredient in the fountain of youth." - Clockwerk (Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus)

"The flow of time is always cruel." - Sheik (Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

 

[matsugawa]

the cake is a lie

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to bring up that old meme.

If I may, "meme" is rather kind, I'd suggest, "malignent infestation".

 

[Khazoth]

Anything said by Kreia.

"It is such a quiet thing, to fall. But far more terrible is to admit it."

In particular her conversation with the gathered Jedi Masters.

"Step away! She has brought truth, and you condemn it? The arrogance! You will not harm her. You will not harm her ever again."

"As you would pass judgment on her, I have come to pass judgment on you all. Do you wish to feel the teachings born of the Mandalorian Wars? Of all wars, of all tragedies that scream across the galaxy? Let me show you?you, who have forever seen the galaxy through the Force. See it through the eyes of the Exile"


She was the fucking bomb and if you disagree you are wrong on so epic a scale I have yet to come up with an adequate word for just how wrong you are. Honestly though, Jedi are such unlikable pricks you have to cheer for the ones in Star Wars who understand logic.

 

[Aqualung]

"Gotta admit, Doc.. that's a little creepy, waking up with you standing over me.." -Desmond Miles, Assassin's Creed
"The wind... It is blowing..." -Ganondorf, Wind Waker [Upon being stabbed in the forehead]
"Your fruit cutting skills are remarkable." -Gaz, Call of Duty 4